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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
a great big cabbage said:
Day 14, Kitchen, 11:05PM
Jon pulls plastic wrapping off a frozen pizza and puts pizza in oven.

Isn't there usually cardboard under the pizza?

Are we finally getting a fire?
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not always, and even if there was it's fine
so many people have shown so much concern over cardboard in the oven
at 400 degrees it's really not a big deal, especially with cold pizza on top of it
edit: oh it's red baron, i love that brand. no cardboard under the plastic.
 
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Jon asks how many of us are watching right now, TTS answers "860000"
Jon: "Really? I kind of don't believe that, that's a bit high. Can someone fact-check that?" He later says he expects at least 100000 new Instagram followers if that's how many people are watching.
 
Mr Sister said:
unless.....
some of the fish have shown a bit of genuine concern. it would be hilarious if he just kept the bit going. he could. but not at the same rate he is now, he has been going hard for hours
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Would be funny if Vance doesn't change his disabilities each day, he just adds them on top until he's a blind, deaf, schizo nugget
 
Jon and Sylvia make dinner: Frozen pizza. The mood is dour as they sit around and react to TTS.

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I remember there was some debate about the state of Josie's teeth, don't know if that was ever settled, but I pulled the max resolution shirt pic from the website and it's not looking good for Josiecels.

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Vance just left the basement, and I don't know if I'm misremembering but I do think his hair looks different. Anyone have a picture to compare? I know they were implying they were gonna bring in a fake Vance, and if they actually did, this might have been the switch. He hasn't talked since leaving the basement either, which is unusual, and also means I can't listen to see if his voice changed.
 
voxsolaris said:
Nobody feeding Letty is funnier than it should be. She's not even asking anyone for help LOL
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Her laying around like a worm all day was funnier than it should have been. I do kinda feel bad for her though. Every other contestant can go into a closet or a bathroom and stop pretending to be disabled, but she’s just stuck in worm-mode and there’s nothing she can do about it until tomorrow.
 
surgeant said:
I remember there was some debate about the state of Josie's teeth, don't know if that was ever settled, but I pulled the max resolution shirt pic from the website and it's not looking good for Josiecels.

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Used to know a girl who had teeth marks like that. She said it was caused by her pulling off her own braces with pliers because she lost orthodontic insurance. She was also crazy, so who knows if thats true? But then, you'd HAVE to be crazy to pull off your own braces with pliers.
 
convulsion swell said:
Used to know a girl who had teeth marks like that. She said it was caused by her pulling off her own braces with pliers because she lost orthodontic insurance. She was also crazy, so who knows if thats true?
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a genuine possibility given josie's family is apparently poor enough that she can't afford haircuts.
 
Letty mad at Jon for being friends with other contestants and acting "weird" around her. Jon seems genuinely distressed that he upset her. The fart noise is playing over their emotional moment while he tries to comfort her.
 
Genuinely feel bad for Letty today. Maybe that's her ploy, but it does feel like she was isolated and her disability makes her unable to take care of herself. With the other crew turning Jon (mostly) against her, she doesn't have anyone to help her out.

Then Jon hugged her on the couch and TTS played fart noises and mass shooting noises.

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The Man With No Name said:
Maybe that's her ploy,
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Totally is. Look at yesterday, she looked down in the dumps, moped around, etc. etc. Got into an argument about abortion with Jon and looked even dumpier after that, etc.
Then had another creepy monologue in bedroom 2 then tried to manipulate Jon into giving her a freaking foot massage. Then another mini-monologue after that.
Either the monologuing at the camera is her coping mechanism or she really is that messed up.
 
Jon is thinking about leaving, he's in the kitchen saying he can't handle Violetta talking to him in one ear and the others talking to him in the other, Violetta says it's weird that he's friends with Damiel now considering how Damiel called him a retard and made fun of his business card to his face. Jon says Damiel and him made up (Damiel still secretly dislikes him). Vance walks in and mumbles quietly to himself while listening in. Violetta questions her friendship with him, Jon says he wants to be friends with everyone. He offers Violetta a hug, she declines.

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Jon waddles over and sits next to her as she sobs a little, Sylvia gives her a paper towel. Jon tries to comfort her by asking what he can do for her, she mentions how she gets emotional when she's hungry but she's okay. A fart sound effect plays during this tense moment and this becomes the funniest show ever produced.

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Day 15 12:05AM Bedroom 2 (with 1 sign)

Ben takes Letty upstairs to tell her the plumbing is under control and that she CANT worry about the bathrooms at all.

"It's very important that you don't think about it at all"
"If you think about the bathrooms it's just going to delay our operations"
 
Aristides said:
Jon is thinking about leaving, he's in the kitchen saying he can't handle Violetta talking to him in one ear and the others talking to him in the other, Violetta says it's weird that he's friends with Damiel now considering how Damiel called him a retard and made fun of his business card to his face. Jon says Damiel and him made up (Damiel still secretly dislikes him). Vance walks in and mumbles quietly to himself while listening in. Violetta questions her friendship with him, Jon says he wants to be friends with everyone. He offers Violetta a hug, she declines.

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Jon waddles over and sits next to her as she sobs a little, Sylvia gives her a paper towel. Jon tries to comfort her by asking what he can do for her, she mentions how she gets emotional when she's hungry but she's okay. A fart sound effect plays during this tense moment and this becomes the funniest show ever produced.

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If anyone can post this clip I would appreciate it. I was in the shower.
 
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