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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Letty working her succubus magic and conjuring up some tears, Jon falls for it and starts comforting her, then...
 
Damiel and Josie sharing a bed because Damiel got his bed taken and doesn't want to sleep on the floor. They are joking around and are definitely friends at this point. I like seeing Damiel actually being nice and not a douche for once. It's obviously platonic but chat is freaking out like usual. I'm getting tired of chat talking about contestants having sex every time a girl and guy interact for more than 5 minutes, like anyone is going to fuck on a show where you are live-streamed to thousands of people at all times.
 
I remember there was some debate about the state of Josie's teeth, don't know if that was ever settled, but I pulled the max resolution shirt pic from the website and it's not looking good for Josiecels.

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at the risk of sounding like i think i can fuck josie:
she was wearing an invisiline in this picture. i'm 99% certain this is a lighting issue.
 
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dear leader confirmed in chat
context: Damiel says he has a wife who is 8 months pregnant.
 
John demonstrating more emotional maturity right now talking to Letty than most non-autistic people I've met. This guy was definitely raised right.
 
The farts, schizoid gowned Vance turning the light off and on, blind Josie finding her way upstairs, Damiel spinning in his wheelchair, and cripple Jon departing the bereaved Letty with his crutches... bravo, Jet.
I don't think that's Vance...
 
12:28am

-Josie and Damiel are having a nice conversation in bed, very wholesome. Damiel is doing various retard voice impressions. Josie said she wanted to go to Touhoufest (?)

-Letty emerged from the b4 bathroom, picked up a slice of pizza with her toes, and then looked at it pathetically in the living room until Jon began hand-feeding it to her while trying to be empathetic to her. Jon babbles incoherently about not crossing lines while placing forkfuls of pizza in Letty's mouth.

-Sylvia wanders around aimlessly, grazing. She forgets she's deaf and asks Letty if she's okay. She hands off a Simmons book to Damiel, who begins reading it aloud to chat.

-Vance, who was raiding B2 for bedding material, disappeared once again.

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i feel like there aren't enough play-by-play updates of the show, QRDs really make the thread easier to follow.
 
Apparently Jon told Letty she sits too close to him sometimes.
Which immediately had this go off in my head:
 
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