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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Day 15, 10:52am Josie has survived the night, is the first one awake and is currently showering. The Great Plushy Wall still holds and protected her from the chigger.
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game theory:

What if Jon is a plant but not in the classic sense? Imagine if he has this amazing story and was placed by Sam to mog a bunch of extremely online excuse making neets?
 
11:25am Josie, in an attempt to make me look like an asshole, has gone back to bed.
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Pisek said:
Letty was already awake and showered before she went back to bed, she also untaped her arms and used them for anyone keeping track of challenge violations. It was around 8:30am eastern.
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Sure would have been nice if someone had recorded these actions. Now I look like a double-asshole.
 
surgeant said:
I remember there was some debate about the state of Josie's teeth
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I vaguely remember reading that some asians and native americans have fucked up teeth, as a lvl 99 skillcape racist I know esoteric facts like this. They have "Shovel teeth" and can lead to blocky teeth like that Josie pic. I didn't believe it when I first stumbled across it but further research has confirmed that it is a thing.

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Lidl Drip said:
Or maybe Sam Hyde told her to play the role of autistic chick to milk simps for superchat money.
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If she was told to pretend to be autistic, why would she tell everyone she wasn't autistic? That wouldn't make any sense. More likely she just has ADHD or some autism traits without having enough to be diagnosed. It might also be that she actually does have autism but just doesn't want to tell the entire internet, which used to be a reasonable thing before everyone decided that bragging about your mental disorders online was cool and normal.
 
C. Cactus said:
If she was told to pretend to be autistic, why would she tell everyone she wasn't autistic? That wouldn't make any sense. More likely she just has ADHD or some autism traits without having enough to be diagnosed. It might also be that she actually does have autism but just doesn't want to tell the entire internet, which used to be a reasonable thing before everyone decided that bragging about your mental disorders online was cool and normal.
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You can’t trust medical “professionals” anyway. You’ll see functioning people bragging about their trendy diagnosis but then war vets walking the streets can’t get disability. It’s rigged and bordering on an agreed fiction. If anything we should just be debating if Josie’s odd behavior is a put on or not.
 
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curbside2 said:
You can’t trust medical “professionals” anyway. You’ll see functioning bragging about their trendy diagnosis but then war vets walking the streets can’t get disability. It’s rigged and bordering on an agreed fiction. If anything we should just be debating if Josie’s odd behavior is a put on or not.
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This is exactly right.
Power Level: I work in a mental hospital. Psychologists don't know shit and change their minds constantly. Look up the replication crisis if you're curious about how bad it really is.
 
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He is risen! And took a shit in B4 bathroom! I still find it hilarious that they believe it's the only bathroom they can use. Makes no damn sense at all if you know how plumbing works.

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curbside2 said:
You can’t trust medical “professionals” anyway. You’ll see functioning people bragging about their trendy diagnosis but then war vets walking the streets can’t get disability. It’s rigged and bordering on an agreed fiction. If anything we should just be debating if Josie’s odd behavior is a put on or not.
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I presume the fact said behaviors and diagnoses are elevated and considered quirky doesn't help, add internet exposure at early age to that and you get people copying this and many more behaviors somewhat subconsciously at this point.
 
Don't get the hype behind frank hassle. I really don't. Wowee, some fat faggot who tried to kill himself over a girl and is known for mildly annoying shopgoers is coming to town! Better send your money!!
 
Agathor Johns said:
Don't get the hype behind frank hassle. I really don't. Wowee, some fat faggot who tried to kill himself over a girl and is known for mildly annoying shopgoers is coming to town! Better send your money!!
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I’m not putting a cent into it. I’m interested from the perspective of how they’re going to make the hype worth it. Are they going to drop the ball? Will pay pigs care?
 
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