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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
This isn't a house, it's a mental institution.
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something about a blindfolded native being forced to repeat the bible while they rock back and forth is very funny to me
 
jon on the voice of god karaoke machine: SYLVIA, STOP PISSING. JET NEEDS YOU.

later: JUST TELL US WHAT YOU NEED. SHE CAN'T HEAR ANYWAYS, SHE'S DEAF. SHE CAN'T HEAR YOU SPEAKING

TTS: J J J JET J J J JET J J J JET GOD BLESS

letty tries to argue, but karaoke jon wins through the power of volume. Jet talks about being jealous of blowing smoke rings and learining on his own. jon makes retard siren noises into the karaoke machine.

i love this show
 
Sylvia: no arms. Cries about not getting to vape. They are skipping tape likely due to legal reasons.

Vance: wheel chair/schizo

Jon: schizo

Damiel: retarded

Letty: heroin accident. Right leg can’t be stood on.

Josie: Tourette’s
 
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NEW DISABILITIES
Day 15 (Disability Challenge day 2)

JonSchizophrenic
Claims he will lock himself in the bathroom
JosieTourette's
LettyCrutches and neck brace (from heroin accident + truck crash)
Right leg can't be stood on
VanceWheelchair bound
Still schizophrenic
Damiel"You are now retarded" (Jet's exact words)
SylviaNo arms (from a horrible car wreck)
Claim to be no tape
Needs a buddy to be a helper, picked from her own relationships in the tank
 
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Sylvia- double arm amputee
Vance- wheelchair bound paraplegic
Jon- Schizophrenic
Damiel- retarded
Letty- fucked up on crutches, caused by botched heroin injection and truck crash
Josie- tourette syndrome. can't be a mockery out of respect. TAKE IT FUCKING SERIOUSLY
Photo of Jet assigning new disabilities
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Really hype about tourette's Josie, schizo Jon, and whining armless Sylvia. Sylvia starts bitching immediately.

I'm not excited about damiel

TTS sez: Jet come back you forgot to give Damiel a disability

okay, there are possibilities here
 
last week i found vance and damiel boring, both have stepped up big time. jon has grown on me, josie is still very funny to watch. letty is a psycho and generates lots of content.

that leaves sylvia, who somehow thinks she is the second most interesting. she does nothing, i really hope she is voted off this week, everyone else serves a purpose.
 
Everyone was right, Vance went right back to being a charisma black hole the second he didn't have to act anymore.
 
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