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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Vance and Josie are the least bad in the room. Sylvia's got to go, she's being more a snake than anyone I think. At least Damiel is open and straight with his hate for Letty.

After all that, I'm mostly on Letty's side which seems like the minority opinion. I think she deserves to stay.
The Sylvia thing is shocking if you followed her and letty through the day. Her behavior here is despicable.
 
I am fuckin praying that when Frank Hassle comes over he spends a solid half hour just yelling in Jon's face and blasting airhorns to override his autistic shouting and it makes him hide and cry in the basement with nothing Jet can do about it because it's the big superfund goal event
what could Jet do to stop Frank anyways?
 
The Sylvia thing is shocking if you followed her and letty through the day. Her behavior here is despicable.
It's not shocking, she's a fat bitch, and like most fat bitches she's two faced, using every oportunity she has to make someone look bad because that makes her feel better.
 
Jon busts in on Letty asking if she wants chicken. Letty tells Jon she feels like everyone is laughing at her. Jon tells her a tiny bit yet. Letty rolls over on the bed to cry. Jet is soft and brings her snacks.
 
So I reversed the entity's sound effect (clue.mp3) and I can't understand if he is actually saying anything or if Bic just mumbled random junk into the mic to mess with people looking for hidden messages, anyone else able to make something out of this
 

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Can't see shit in this house. Give her back the stick so she can abuse more plushies.

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Also some Jogging in the kitchen rn. They're whispering.
 
Vance is scheming with Letty to a shocking to degree. He thinks Jon is the first to go because the staff can’t control her him.

Vance tells letty that he wants to keep her around because he feels that it keeps the target off him.
 
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After returning to Bedroom 1, Vance tells Letty he's still onboard with their "alliance", and says he'll reveal his "master plan" to her. Tells Letty things need to be 100% confidential between the two of them, which Letty agrees to because "I don't have anyone to tell, everyone's against me."

After getting dressed, he asks Letty if she told Jon he can't be trusted. Letty kind of dodges the question, admitting she was annoyed Jon was trying to buddy up with Vance and Damiel. Vance says he's pretty confident that Jon's going to be the next one out, considering he's given up on the challenge.

Vance straight-up says it's good to have Letty around, because "it keeps the target off of me". He says he'll keep doing his thing, but says he won't "fuck you over if there's anything I can do for it". Letty giggles and says she's fine with that -- she won't try to eliminate Vance since she mostly wants Damiel out, as she considers him "the ringleader of your little group". She says Vance has a better chance than Damiel because he's "better at the challenges" and "would fuck him over at the end".

Vance says his main goal is to ensure he "has a very clear path" to victory no matter what happens. He admits he's turning to Letty because he feels she "doesn't have any options left".

Letty asks why everyone is "against her", and Vance tells her it's Jon's fault, not Damiel's (which is a lie). Is kind of a bad liar and stumbles over his words here, but Letty eats it up. She's angered by this, saying it's "pussy of [Jon]" to hate on her when she hasn't done anything to him. Vance reminds her that he'd told her to be harsher on Jon, and encourages her to "strike first" against him.

The conversation is interrupted by Jon walking in on the two gossiping about him, and he pulls Letty out to talk in the living room. Once he's alone, Vance talks to the camera, saying openly that his goal is to get Letty and Jon to fight. He wants to get both of them out and take the heat off the other three contestants (Josie, Sylvia, Damiel) since he considers them less of a threat.

Once she returns, Vance keeps egging Letty on to target Jon. He tells her she should plan schemes to try to get Jon out next, like the baby-shaking from earlier. Letty's still unsure: she wants Damiel out no matter what, since she thinks he's fucking her over the hardest. She also recognizes Vance's behavior in "going along with what everyone says", but understands he's just "playing the game".

Vance asks what Letty talked about with Sylvia earlier, specifically about strategy, which Letty dodges around. She clearly (rightfully) doesn't trust Vance. She confronts Vance about accusations of him being a liar, which he doesn't deny. He says he's trying to "stay good with everybody, so that way I'm always good".

I've shit on Vance a lot but he's definitely the one doing the most planning and manipulating here. Definitely trying to game this just like a reality TV show.
 
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What is with contestants conspiring? They haven't actually fuckin done anything to back up the alliances. No action has been taken since the baby shaking.
 
Vance just said that he thinks she is the only one currently worth aligning himself with because she’s the only one he can control. That she doesn’t have any options left so screwing him over would be foolish. Vance also said that Jon has rallied everyone against Letty.
 
Sam and the wiggers need to back off entirely. The only interactions between them should be as sharks or over TTS. The long challenges have been mostly dumb and overstayed their welcome. I'm also beginning to think that six weeks is too long and it should been four weeks with two eliminations a week. Jet saying that rules matter is hilarious when they're constantly breaking and bending them to coddle people or cause "epic drama" that they kill by stopping people from scheming or outting schemes. The show is good in spite of the production team and they need to fuck off.

I completely agree, and really hope they realize that themselves before they fuck up the show too much. Unfortunately, I can see it only getting worse as there's fewer contestants, and they bring more wiggers to annoy them into doing something. Honestly, they shouldn't even be doing eliminations. Whoever has the mental fortitude to make it makes it. That would make for a much better show structure.
 
It's crazy that every single day we sit in this thread thinking it's over and Fish Tank will never recover, and somehow things just naturally reset and balances out.

What an entertaining train wreck of a project. It's a complete disaster, and simultaneously an overwhelming success.
 
I'm still #TeamJon but he's really been tarding it up. Throwing a tantrum all day long and alienating the one person who has your back? Good strategy, idiot.

ETA: Well now Jon and Letty are talking in the living room, but it's completely inaudible due to the fucking fan
 
It's crazy that every single day we sit in this thread thinking it's over and Fish Tank will never recover, and somehow things just naturally reset and balances out.

What an entertaining train wreck of a project.
That adds to it so much, it seems like it has a real life of it's own in a way. I continue to be shocked I have enjoyed it so much.
 
Can't hear shit over the central air but Jon is trying to make up with Letty. Sylvia joining in as they share snacks and then mariachi music plays. Sylvia immediately walks away.
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Vance is admitting that his goal is to play everyone. He basically said he’s the least emotionally invested in the people here. So he’s going to use that to his advantage. He says right now he needs letty and Jon to fight because together they were too strong.
 
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