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[TheDarknessGrows]

What's the ETA on Frank Hassle?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I feel like they need to issue challenges that are just quality of life stuff. A fish Buck reward is not incentive enough because you need to gratify the victory immediately.

Win the retard challenge? You can choose to get take out, a new movie (the first Stewart Little, a movie for literal toddlers, and something actually good but it should be a poison prize so they don’t get it and chat has to do TTS), or one of those Japanese gameshow punishment prizes (another contestant of your choosing suffers).

Another way is you give a privilege to a certain fish, like Josie wind the challenge so here’s a PS1 with two games, but it’s for Josie. The minute any fish plays with it outside of the presence of Josie a shark destroys it.

 

[stacks__]

What's the ETA on Frank Hassle?

Based on the rate the meters been going at, about 2 days.

 

[Aidan]

What's the ETA on Frank Hassle?

73% on a bar that has to be updated manually and has been at 73% for over 12 hours.
tl;dr no clue

 

[Punitive Castration]

I was rewatching this because I'm autistic, it made me laugh until my ribs hurt when i watched it live, and everyone is asleep and I noticed something.

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Jon knocks on the door a few times in the first five minutes, and tries the handle, but Vance locked it using the little mini-lock on the handle. For all Jon understands, Vance is doing nothing in there, because Jon has autism and can't perceive the actions of others if he isn't observing them directly (he can't answer the breakfast question). So the next day when Jon has schizophrenia he locks himself in the bathroom and does nothing because he's copping the locking yourself in a room aspect and failing to understand the private performance art aspect of what Vance was doing right after getting the schizo assignment.

thus concludes my essay. i am on the clock, just so everyone understands how retarded i am.

 

[Polska krowa]

73% on a bar that has to be updated manually and has been at 73% for over 12 hours.
tl;dr no clue

Its at 81%, try refreshing

 

[Shalashaskaa]

I'll admit I joined in on hating Letty, but I think she's actually entertaining with it. I'd rather see Damiel or Sylvia go.

 

[Aidan]

Its at 81%, try refreshing

I'll refresh this damn page when the fish are swimming and not a moment sooner.

 

[Pathos]

Midnight debate for a fishbuck on gender roles

Rare Letty W

Letty to Dam: "If you're trad why arent you going to be there for the birth of your baby?"

Barely takes care of a fake child, won't be there for his real child on his birthday, does not care to try to earn fishbux that could potentially go to funding his own "kid's" welfare, and controlling boyfriend that will place limits on female friends you can hang out with. Ladies take note, you may not like it but this is the ideal trad, damiel fans believe this is the ideal partner for you.

 

[Da R00D D00D]

I feel like they need to issue challenges that are just quality of life stuff. A fish Buck reward is not incentive enough because you need to gratify the victory immediately.

Win the retard challenge? You can choose to get take out, a new movie (the first Stewart Little, a movie for literal toddlers, and something actually good but it should be a poison prize so they don’t get it and chat has to do TTS), or one of those Japanese gameshow punishment prizes (another contestant of your choosing suffers).

Another way is you give a privilege to a certain fish, like Josie wind the challenge so here’s a PS1 with two games, but it’s for Josie. The minute any fish plays with it outside of the presence of Josie a shark destroys it.

I really hope they step it up with the inevitable season 2. There's a lot of good concepts but it's clear stuff wasn't nearly planned out as well as it should have been. I think they've been lucky so far with the contestants because without them naturally being as autistic and retarded it would be a pure disaster. Hope they can find people with thicker skin too because it's clear they're too scared of contestants leaving and coddling them a bit too much, maybe a bigger prize pool would entice future contestants more to stick through shit.

 

[Pathos]

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A challenger approaches.

WHERE'S YOUR MOTIVATION JONTE?!?

 

[King George III]

12:20pm Shark has woken up Damiel and now all fish are awake together on the couch.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I really hope they step it up with the inevitable season 2. There's a lot of good concepts but it's clear stuff wasn't nearly planned out as well as it should have been. I think they've been lucky so far with the contestants because without them naturally being as autistic and retarded it would be a pure disaster. Hope they can find people with thicker skin too because it's clear they're too scared of contestants leaving and coddling them a bit too much, maybe a bigger prize pool would entice future contestants more to stick through shit.

I feel like they need to watch some Nip Game shows. Those tend to be heavy on the suffering and tormenting of their contestants.

Shit like the challenge of the day is ignoring a shark who’s job it is to be a dick, but with the prize being something actually good so they want to put up with someone slapping food out of their hands, throwing shaving cream pies at contestants who are sleeping, or blowing an airhorn at 11 AM.

Honestly, their should be sharks and their should be the catfish. The catfish keep the fish from sleeping all day or secluding themselves too much. The sharks should be non-personalities and the catfish are antagonistic forces.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

It's just a little odd though. Sharks dump the trash all over the place, send the fish loot crates of slop, spray fart spray everywhere but now they're worried about the fish living in filth?

I assume it’s because there’s a difference between fart spray and bed sores caused by 12 hours of laying in rotting food.

 

[King George III]

Jet has entered to turn up the heat to 69 degrees and talk to the fish about not whisper away from the microphones so the audience can hear them. He doesn't want them to stop scheming, TTS strategy snitching is no longer allowed, and asked them not to strategize in common areas. TTS keeps interrupting Jet and pissing him off. Jet directly addressing the audience, tells them that strategy snitching will result in a ban, even if coming from a whale. ZERO TOLERANCE.

 

[curbside2]

Jet is really rallying against strategy snitching right now. Driving it the fuck home. My guess is that he saw strategy talk and interpersonal drama had them sky rocket to 14k views at 1am. While the retard hour tanked the stream to 4.9k at 6:30pm. This gives me hope Jet is learning.

 

[AskeDead]

so i guess they haven't learned that just letting the fish interact naturally is what causes the best content

 

[CoolFool]

I know no one will, but I really wish someone would just point blank ask Jet about what to do about Sam. Everything Jet is saying doesn't really matter if Sam is going to come in and fuck things up.

 

[curbside2]

so i guess they haven't learned that just letting the fish interact naturally is what causes the best content

They’re having to hard reset after so many mistakes. Nothing else they can do.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Jet is really rallying against strategy snitching right now. Driving it the fuck home. My guess is that he saw strategy talk and interpersonal drama had them sky rocket to 14k views at 1 am. While the retard hour tanked the stream to 4.9k at 6:30pm. This gives me hope Jet is learning.

Jet has been working his ass off the entire time to keep this thing entertaining and keep it from going off the rails. He isn’t the problem, unfortunately.