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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
King George III said:
A man reading his Bible while his woman cleans.
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ED: Missed the exact moment, but Red Shark came into B4, fucked around with some shit, got into Damiel's bag and showed his crew ID to the camera. Damiel confirmed %100 plant.
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Why wouldn't you show the money shot?
I was confused why he went in there to begin with. They getting ready to burn Damiel this week?
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Why would they have badges? Maybe leave it around for a fish to find.


Goomatora said:
Josie has sold 7,500~ shirts, that's about $300K
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This Goldstriker guy comes off as a sleazeball, not sure how much I trust him on these figures. He basically killed any chances of anyone else trying to sell shirts as well, I feel.
 
King George III said:
A man reading his Bible while his woman cleans.
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Idk what the point of showing his ID was because Jet handed those out to all the fish night one. He said they don't have to wear them but could keep them as a souvenir.
 
Floppa Elite said:
Gotta be a bug on the single-cam views. There's no way garage gang has fallen this far.
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I am pretty sure it's being falsified. Sometimes I see the viewer count say a lower number then updates as a different number. Also the frank-hassle-o-meter is being manually updated. I might take a peak at the front-end sources if they're not obfuscated but I really don't care enough to go through the trouble of reversing obfuscated code. (then again I got a few weeks left to find inspiration)
 
ole said:
I am pretty sure it's being falsified. Sometimes I see the viewer count say a lower number than updates as a different number. Also the frank-hassle-o-meter is being manually updated. I might take a peak at the front-end sources if they're not obfuscated but I really don't care enough to go through the trouble of reversing obfuscated code. (then again I got a few weeks left to find inspiration)
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def probably falsifying the numbers. i’d imagine interest has peter’d off over the past week. very time consuming to keep up with it.

apa gapa said:
They are probably afraid of the viewer count dipping like it did yesterday
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i stopped watching because outside of vance acting schizo they would just lay down for hours lol.
 
synapse said:
Viewer count hitting suspiciously continuously high today, But if you look at the views on the small camera views, it's telling a much different story. Number meddling or bug?View attachment 5111876
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I'm sure they are fucking with the numbers and it's just as real as the number of t-shirts Sam said they sold, but I can't believe that there are 0 viewers in each of the halls when I'm sure there are cappers constantly saving all the streams and not relying on the archive function.
 
I'd be willing to bet some of the low viewership is because people are waiting on the disabilities, and have been for 5 HOURS. The fish can't really get into highjinx until they have their disabilities and know what they can do, so everyone is just sitting around waiting for Sam.
 
It's boring as fuck now. Alternatively reading factoids and the bible. Jet needs to show up to give a challenge or just stir shit. I hope they kick Sylvia. She's just boring and uninteresting.

That being said, Letty is growing on me.
 
Unbecoming said:
I'm sure they are fucking with the numbers and it's just as real as the number of t-shirts Sam said they sold, but I can't believe that there are 0 viewers in each of the halls when I'm sure there are cappers constantly saving all the streams and not relying on the archive function.
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Yeah I don't believe there's only 1k viewers right now, just another broken website feature is way more likely.
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curbside2 said:
Everyone mutually detested the retard hour yesterday. It was just people sitting on the couch going hurrrrrr. On paper it’s funny. In practice you realize you have better things to do. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re trying to be a little more thoughtful.
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Sam probably loved seeing people acting retarded for some fishbux and not giving it out afterwards
 
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