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[Heliantheae]

 

[Sugar Puppet]

I'd be willing to bet some of the low viewership is because people are waiting on the disabilities, and have been for 5 HOURS. The fish can't really get into highjinx until they have their disabilities and know what they can do, so everyone is just sitting around waiting for Sam.

I think the biggest weakness of the show so far is how unstructured the schedule is.

Since there's almost nothing to do in the entire house everyone is basically just sitting around until Jet or Goldstriker show up, and it's a toss-up to when or even if they'll show up during the day.

It's probably why everyone just sleeps all day, it's either that or sitting on the couch and waiting for something to maybe happen.

 

[my only throwaway account]

Viewer count hitting suspiciously continuously high today, But if you look at the views on the small camera views, it's telling a much different story. Number meddling or bug?View attachment 5111876

i think the viewercounts on the individual cameras are wrong cuz of a glitch but the 8k total isnt botted
Look at how active the chat is - theres multiple messages a second, its slightly less active than the Mati stream chat with around 3k viewers AND theres a 40$ paywall to participate in this chat

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Question: did Sam and his retarded zoomer whiggers do anything at all right? Constantly killing the vibe, Jet always hanging out with them and kind of disturbing the secluded nature of this setup, literally stopping contestants from scheming, constant meddling in everything and anything instead of just letting things flow… seriously what the fuck man. Full on failures, the show succeeds despite its producers, not because of them.

 

[King George III]

Red Shark upstairs with a metal detector wand going through Vance's shit.

ED: Ben joins the action, tearing up the room, finding Vance's Actor ID, asking him what it is. Another ID is found. While cleaning up the aftermath, the others join Vance in B1 and Jon thinks they're trying to find an excuse to boot Vance, still believing the Nick shit about the house's ownership.

 

[Null]

Partial highlights from yesterday. If none of these videos load I will kms.

Your videos are 35 seconds long and FORTY-FIVE MEGABYTES IN SIZE. You are exporting videos that have a bitrate that is literally over 9000Kbps. You are fucking bad, it is not the forum's fault.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/archival-tools.6561/

(fixed url)

Download Kdenlive. Export to MP4. You literally cannot fuck this up. It is impossible to for a fucking child to get this wrong. It is completely fucking braindead. Whatever the fuck you're doing needs to be burned.

 

[code123]

Jet eventually comes and gets into B2 while Jon hides in the piss closet. He doesn’t talk to Jon and empties the room. Somehow it’s suggested to Letty that she approach, she does, and Jon leaves with her presence and barricades himself in the bathroom.

im pretty sure he was just crying, the way he was laying with his hat covering his face, then he hid his face in the blanket, then hid in the closet after dam tardraged at him. kinda makes me feel sad for him, he is to pure of a soul for this, and is unable to view the show with a sense of humor and instead takes everything literally.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Question: did Sam and his retarded zoomer whiggers do anything at all right?

There's a thousand page thread on Kiwi Farms of people enjoying and discussing the show. There's usually at least five thousand viewers at any given time watching the show. The clip channels are getting 15k views easy. The official chat costs $40 minimum to join and is active 24/7 and doesn't slow down. The house has been swatted twice. The site was pulled down for almost a week. People constantly say it's over, yet somehow it always comes back. So no, they haven't done anything right. Typical Sam Hyde L.

 

[MoonState]

Red Shark upstairs with a metal detector wand going through Vance's shit.
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Full clip. They did le hilarious "wE fOuNd yOuR aCtoR Id" bit but a little bit more elaborate than with Damiel's

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Vance should have gone all-in and started flipping out on the staff. Yelling about them never finding the other hidden stuff and breaking shit and being very threatening to the shark.

Go all fucking in. Become the insanity and smash them with it.

 

[CoolFool]

Vance is saying he thinks he's about to be booted. I'm sorry but his acting is trash, it seems like he was told to say everything.

I feel like if he gets "booted" it will be for a bit. He will probably be "booted" and then the fake Vance will show up and Sam will say "Here's the new Vance!" or something.

Edit: Jon speaks to Vance privately and says "It feels like you're doing a bit right now" lol

 

[Robot Gentleman]

Jon pulled Vance aside to talk to him. Tried to do it in the bathroom but Vance refused because Jet's making everyone strategize publicly.

They talked about what's going on, and Vance says someone who thinks he's "harmful to the well-being of the show" might want him out. Jon counters by saying that's unlikely, and Jon's own personal views are more likely to give the show a bad rep than Vance's, since Vance isn't as "controversial". Jon asks if Vance is doing "a bit", which he denies.

The two are interrupted by Josie and the sharks returning Josie's bed.



Vance tells Josie he should talk to Ben about this, to which Josie replies "possibly". Jon returns to Letty and Sylvia in Bedroom 1 and is confident Vance is "doing a bit", saying he's just acting. Notes that Vance and Ben have been collaborating a lot.

Not sure what the point of this whole thing is, everyone knows it's fake and it's kind of stupid.

 

[bussy mafia]

I'm sure they are fucking with the numbers and it's just as real as the number of t-shirts Sam said they sold, but I can't believe that there are 0 viewers in each of the halls when I'm sure there are cappers constantly saving all the streams and not relying on the archive function.

the archive function sucks. none of the time stamps are correct and the mkv files need a separate program to get them to play properly.

 

[Aidan]

the archive function sucks. none of the time stamps are correct and the mkv files need a separate program to get them to play properly.

Separate program? Use VLC or re-encode them as mp4 which you should probably do anyway. Check out handbrake. https://handbrake.fr

Red shark relocating plushie.

 

[This Is Violence Now]

mkv files need a separate program to get them to play properly.

Easy way to do it is rewrap to mkv/mp4 with Shutter Encoder.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Jon pulled Vance aside to talk to him. Tried to do it in the bathroom but Vance refused because Jet's making everyone strategize publicly.

They talked about what's going on, and Vance says someone who thinks he's "harmful to the well-being of the show" might want him out. Jon counters by saying that's unlikely, and Jon's own personal views are more likely to give the show a bad rep than Vance's, since Vance isn't as "controversial". Jon asks if Vance is doing "a bit", which he denies.

The two are interrupted by Josie and the sharks returning Josie's bed.

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Vance tells Josie he should talk to Ben about this, to which Josie replies "possibly". Jon returns to Letty and Sylvia in Bedroom 1 and is confident Vance is "doing a bit", saying he's just acting. Notes that Vance and Ben have been collaborating a lot.

Not sure what the point of this whole thing is, everyone knows it's fake and it's kind of stupid.

If Jon of all people isn’t falling for your lies you are doing something wrong. Vance might as well be a window at this point for how many people see through him. I’m pretty sure Jon is playing his usual naive retard shtick and acting like he believes Vance now. He keeps saying that Caminos has it out for Vance. And if what you say is true, and Jon believes that Vance is doing a bit, he has to be fucking with Vance at this point.

 

[bussy mafia]

There's a thousand page thread on Kiwi Farms of people enjoying and discussing the show. There's usually at least five thousand viewers at any given time watching the show. The clip channels are getting 15k views easy. The official chat costs $40 minimum to join and is active 24/7 and doesn't slow down. The house has been swatted twice. The site was pulled down for almost a week. People constantly say it's over, yet somehow it always comes back. So no, they haven't done anything right. Typical Sam Hyde L.

when did it get swatted a 2nd time?

 

[The Man With No Name]

God damn, do I wish Damiel would shut the fuck up. I don't like him singing, I don't like him reading from a book, I don't like him telling bullshit fake stories. He just sucks.

 

[filthypenguin]

What am I missing? Why does the staff not know who the plants are? If the plants are secret even from the staff, why do they even have the IDs in the first place?

 

[oh no its pipkun]

God damn, do I wish Damiel would shut the fuck up. I don't like him singing, I don't like him reading from a book, I don't like him telling bullshit fake stories. He just sucks.

i know right? he's great.