🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[MoreCopeMoreRope]

I feel like Damiel has been talking non-stop for at least 4 hours now. Someone must've swapped his xanax for adderall.

 

[Bloodypinky]

when did it get swatted a 2nd time?

The night of the plays. I believe it was a Sunday. People only found out by seeing video of police captured on the archive footage.

 

[Aidan]

What am I missing? Why does the staff not know who the plants are? If the plants are secret even from the staff, why do they even have the IDs in the first place?

Damiel and Josie said they were also given a badge. Josie said hers said "contestant" and they later said they didn't mean to give her one, but it sounds like she still has it.
Dam's said "actor."

Not really sure what to make of anything.

 

[MoonState]

when did it get swatted a 2nd time?

April 25th I believe

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

What am I missing? Why does the staff not know who the plants are? If the plants are secret even from the staff, why do they even have the IDs in the first place?

its just some gay retarded bit that one of the wiggers thought was hilarious when he was high on percs or w/e

 

[Pathos]

Oh hey its that asian impression I'd always hear in highschool! nice! Peak comedy!

The producers don't even need to be there for more than 10 minutes to setup a challenge. Literally just give them a PHYSICAL disability and a goal that would take them all day to accomplish for a person with that respective disability, don't fucking give them mental disabilities to act out. Vance just got lucky that he was able to squeeze out a good performance all day. Stop letting Sam tell you to jangle plastic keys in front of your audience and give us a nice slow burn Jet. Replace sam as the main host personality even, PLEASE Jet.

 

[apa gapa]

I feel like Damiel has been talking non-stop for at least 4 hours now. Someone must've swapped his xanax for adderall.

The crew probably told him that people have been saying he is low energy and now trying to over compensate. Need to hype their friend up

 

[a great big cabbage]

The (definitely not in a bi-curious phase) Dam is talking about foreskin with Jon for some reason.

I sure hope no one decides to TTS Jon and tell him about Dam's drag hobby.

 

[Souji Tendou]

Oh hey its that asian impression I'd always hear in highschool! nice! Peak comedy!

The producers don't even need to be there for more than 10 minutes to setup a challenge. Literally just give them a PHYSICAL disability and a goal that would take them all day to accomplish for a person with that respective disability, don't fucking give them mental disabilities to act out. Vance just got lucky that he was able to squeeze out a good performance all day. Stop letting Sam tell you to jangle plastic keys in front of your audience and give us a nice slow burn Jet. Replace sam as the main host personality even, PLEASE Jet.

Jet's honestly proven to me that he's miles more capable and funny than sam through all this.

 

[a great big cabbage]

Day 16 5:42PM Living Room
I'm pretty sure Jon just said something about being in Job Corps. Is this a new revelation?


Edit: 5:46 He shouts out "Wolf Creek" Job Corps. Or something like this - I can't understand exactly with his speech impediment.

 

[MoreCopeMoreRope]

Gotta be the lamest day yet. Not shit going on in the house, Sam and the producers not giving a fuck enough to give the fish something to do. Sam can't even stand to be in the house more than the time it takes to take a shit. More lame Vance/Lance reddit memery.

 

[Aidan]

Day 16 5:42PM Living Room
I'm pretty sure Jon just said something about being in Job Corps. Is this a new revelation?

Not new, that's how he ended up being a forestry technician and helping fight fires.

 

[King George III]

Sam has finally fucking showed up and announced that there may be an elimination. Josie is immune.

 

[stink rink]

Someone is going home TONIGHT according to Sam. Quadruple disability points for the rest of the day. They now have disabilities and tasks associated with them.

NEW DISABILITIES
Day 16 (Disability Challenge day 3)

Jon	Down Syndrome find hidden phone in house
Josie	No arms Play tag with Vance
Letty	Schizophrenic Decorate the house
Vance	Retarded Play tag with Josie
Damiel	Speech impediment rant about favorite person
Sylvia	Tourette's Annoy chat i guess

 

[a great big cabbage]

Day 16 5:53PM Living Room

Goldstriker appears

Hypes up the fish about being day 16 and teases the difficulty of upcoming challenges.

Goldstriker says too many people are in the house and the fire code only allows 5 contestants.

He asks Vance who is going to be kicked. Vance says possibly himself.

Tells Josie she has 4 infractions.

Letty has over 20 infractions including "sleeping on the chili bed like a pig in slop and smiling about it"

"Someone has 50 infractions and I'm not going to say who. Hopefully those T-shirt sales pull through, but I don't think it's going to make a difference."

Announces a sudden death disability challenge for the fish.

Josie is immune due to shirt sales.


Disabilities assigned:

• Letty is schizo
• Vance is retarded and tasked to play tag with Josie
• Josie is amputated (with tape)
• Dam has a speech impediment (for bullying Jon) tasked to hype his favourite person to cameras
• Hog has tourettes and tasked to make chat depressed
• Jon has down syndrome and tasked to find a hidden phone in the house

Edit: I'm late and retarded

 

[Floppa Elite]

Someone is going home TONIGHT according to Sam. Quadruple disability points for the rest of the day. They now have disabilities and tasks associated with them.

I love how they realized the mental retardation-oriented disabilities are way more fun. Except for Josie, she's just being herself without arms, which isn't a huge loss anyway. I'm not sure how you play tag without arms though.

 

[King George III]

Sam is currently walking around with a megaphone, being loud as fuck, yelling shit and using its sfx functions.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

The lack of rules has never been more present. Infractions seem to be entirely subjective and have no true basis in being decided. The problem arises with mental disabilities. Like does Vance breaking his schizo act to talk with nick count as one or is it multiple since it went on for a long time? Same thing goes for Jon. Also I don’t see how laying in the chilly bed is an infraction even though it has nothing to do with the challenge. It might just be a joke though, but given sams attitude in the past of removing fish bucks and being unpredictable it might demoralize the fish going forward.

Giving them tasks is a step in the right direction and I hope it goes well for them. Fingers crossed we don’t have a repeat of the retard challenge.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Dam has been giving a speech about why he admires Kobe Bryant in a retard voice. It's pretty funny. The house is in complete chaos.

 

[Bloodypinky]

I have a feeling they're going to "eliminate" Vance after this challenge then bring back the doppelganger at some point soon. Also, another challenge where Jon puts no effort into the act he was assigned. Once again just being himself, but this time he's looking for a phone.