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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
In terms of content, Jon was the king for a long time. When he tapped out from the retard challenge that sealed it. I'm fairly certain the infractions Sam mentioned were all bullshit, but outright skipping yesterday and tard crying cause "muh feelings"... just can't have that on a game show.

I'm curious what's going to happen next, though. Everyone against Letty. Will be interesting.
 
I guess Josie is the uncontested winner now. I am choosing to be optimistic about how the producers are going to handle the show going forward. Optimism is all I have now that my tard is gone. RIP

To 4 more weeks :drink:
 
ToddleDoddle said:
I know they have been inconsistent as fuck, but didn't they say Friday was going to be the elimination day? Maybe they just wanted to eliminate Jon before he opted to leave.
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I suspect they got rid of him so they could whale on the other contestants. He really did need to be coddled a few times, and it was starting to become a daily occurrence. I assume they pulled the plug on him to both wrap up the disability challenge (otherwise there'd be two full days of not knowing the results) and ramping up the abuse of the rest of the fish.
 
Mauro's reaction to Jon being flushed.
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ToddleDoddle said:
I know they have been inconsistent as fuck, but didn't they say Friday was going to be the elimination day? Maybe they just wanted to eliminate Jon before he opted to leave.
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Theory I don't actually support: Jon wanted to leave and was in on getting eliminated from some point today onward. Team wanted their elimination, so they talked him into finishing the day.
Edit: I have thought more and now believe this theory.
 
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Everyone's going to be depressed now and I can't see them suddenly opening up, this is just as abrupt as the Simmons elimination.

If they actually take the gloves off on the other contestants that might keep things moving - I actually wonder if Jon would have taken everything Frank Hassle said at face value and cried.
 
Puff said:
Theory I don't actually support: Jon wanted to leave and was in on getting eliminated from some point today onward. Team wanted their elimination, so they talked him into finishing the day.
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I bet they talked to him before hand or Jon told them he was leaving. No way they would spring this kind of surprise on someone who cries and freaks out. Also makes sense why he suddenly started to get his laundry.
 
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Private meeting. Jon admits that he suspected he was going today. Jon claims that he was on to Vance. Jon wants to do business with Vance in the future.
 
Jon just admitted the barricading himself in the room was the last straw. Vance is currently attempting to do damage control in case Jon sees the stuff he said behind hie back on the show.
 
Jon and Vance having their final heart-to-heart. Vance says that Jon is gonna see/hear shit that he's done/said, but say he respects him and loves him and all that shit.
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Vance pulls Jon upstairs. Says "no hard feelings" over them butting heads, and is anticipating Jon will "see certain things he's said" (he's definitely anticipating Jon's going to watch the footage and figure out Vance was lying to Letty about him).

In the end Vance says he thinks Jon's a cool guy and he's sad he won't be able to engage in more antics. Jon wishes Vance good luck on his acting career, and he hopes they can work together in the future.
 
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