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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Also look on the bright side, they may be a bit boring but at least Sam purposely didn't bring in any niggers. He mentioned that he got lots of applications from them talking about their mixtapes and shit lol.
Tyrone trying to play his mixtape to all the contestants and doing raps at karaoke, making all the white people uncomfortable, that…would’ve been great.
 
Vance is now telling Letty that Jon said awful things about her. He’s keeping what he said a secret. Saying not to worry about it. I think this is a manipulative tactic.
 
sylvia is trying to plan ahead since it's just team evil vs letty now. sylvia and vance vs josie and damiel. Vance is heavily "yeah"ing, and said if he doesnt win he wants sylvia to win. But he's probably just scheming, I don't think he gives a shit. But he doesn't have many options, damiel and josie have buddied up quite a bit
He’s bullshitting, because that’s exactly what he said to Letty last night.
 
I wake up from a nap to find that Jon has been eliminated, via a fucking instagram post.
This is the worst day in my life.

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I REALLY hope Sam gets his shit together for S2. This has so much potential, but he needs to choose if he's gonna do a funny retard show, or hellhouse. He can't do both.

If he wants the retard show, he should get 8 eccentrics and have them just live together for 60 days and generate content with their autism. Only limited intervention and tomfoolery should be allowed, and challenges should be minor without eliminations until maybe last week, if at all. Just watching retards socialize is fun, but torturing them for 60 days won't work, especially if they end up being likable or just breaking day 3.

If he wants to do the hellhouse, he needs to get 8 normal, decently resilient people (preferably unlikable) and just fucking TORMENT them for like a week. Just go ahead and do all the fucked barely legal shit to them. Force them to do nightmare challenges just to stay on the show. Let's TTS fuck with them as much as they want. Invite Hassle to live with them, I don't care.

I would love to watch both shows, but Sam needs to choose one path and stick to it.
 
What subject is Letty dancing around with Vance?

Is she trying to say she knows about the alliance or does she really know something personal about Jon that led to his minor breakdown?
I think she thinks Jon is upset because she's a whore/slut. His manosphere shit and weird attitude seems to have rubbed her wrong, plus she just asked sylvia if he thinks she's a whore.
 
Red Shark came up and threw trash on Damiel, and the kitchen.

It moved like Jon.

Jet came up, who is usually Red Shark, and had a vodka and coke right after. Too quickly for him to have changed.
 
Did Jon just don the red shark uniform to get a fuck you in on Damiel with the vape and trash bag and callback to Damiel playing white shark
 
If he wants the retard show, he should get 8 eccentrics and have them just live together for 60 days and generate content with their autism.
Content needs more than just autism to be entertaining. I think finding a better balance is the only way to go, finding 8 perfect people to create that would be impossible imo.
If he wants to do the hellhouse, he needs to get 8 normal, decently resilient people (preferably unlikable) and just fucking TORMENT them for like a week.
If Jon has shown anything, it’s that there needs to be a variety of challenges to show different sides of people. I just think it would turn out boring.
 
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