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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I think she thinks Jon is upset because she's a whore/slut. His manosphere shit and weird attitude seems to have rubbed her wrong, plus she just asked sylvia if he thinks she's a whore.
No better way to finally take a look at yourself and do some honest introspection than to get voices telling you all the ways you are horrible for 18 hours a day. Sam could charge for the life changing therapy he's providing.
 
They just gave Damiel some chips but rather than give him the bag they opened it and dumped some into his hands.
 
Letty gets baited downstairs to clean.

Ben comes in with a snack delivery for Dam. He sees Letty and says, "Ohh better clean that up"

The new gag is getting Letty to clean now I guess.
 
Finally saw the clip of Jon leaving, not going to lie I cried a little bit.
It was really sweet to see him hug everyone.
 
It was pretty easy to see that Sam and the wigger crew had a noticeable affection for Jon. I think there's a distinct lack of that for the other contestants left. At best they're tolerated, at worst they actively dislike them. I have a feeling Jon was keeping them from going all out, and things are going to get really bad for those still left.
 
Letty doesn't know what a broom is. Picks up trash with bare hands.
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Sylvia and Vance both agreed a moment ago that there is nothing wrong with betraying Josie. They view her as an internet superstar that least deserves the prize money.
Thats crazy because Josie seems to "need" it the most of everyone from what they've said. Vance mentioned putting it towards a house, Letty mentioned college or some kind of investment, Jon would be taken for a ride with scammers. Sylvia COULD HAVE been in that running with her Tulsa, OK poverty and heroin past/recovery and grimy desperation... but god forbid a tranny somewhere not get his dick chopped off with taxpayer dollars!!!
 
Edit: ninja'd
TTS "Get up and help clean you unloveable lard ass"

Finally, chat realising what a complete waste the vape hog is. She's sat and stared at Letty since she came downstairs.

I get Letty was living in a trash pile, but wasn't Jon and Josie the only others who ever actively cleaned anything?

Edit #2: If she is the maid now she should at least have Simmons' outfit and roller blades.
 
Lots of very sweet moments from the elimination, many feels were had

But on the plus side, they can really turn up the craziness now and Frank Hassle can probably go harder
 
Ben just came by to tell a story to the Fish to cheer them up. When he was a kid he was playing with this girl and she was swinging a license plate around and it sliced up her hand and she was bleeding all over the fucking place. Ben then says that he hopes that it cheered them up and left, slamming the basement door.
 
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