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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Fuck. I'm gonna miss that retarded nigga like you wouldn't believe.

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I bet Letty is going to bring up how much she misses Jon every day.

I always thought their dynamic was so funny. She fawned over Jon so much and always seemed to bring him up in a positive light but he never hesitated to throw her under the bus whenever he could.
 
I can’t believe they have vodka and they’re not even going to drink to Jon for the night. These motherfuckers struggle this hard to understand this is a popularity contest.
 
I did feel like Jon wanted to leave and I understand, but man this sucks. He was by far my favorite fishie. I really wanted to see him interact with Frank Hassle at least once. But oh well, I guess I can still see how Josie would react to the Hassle.
 
10:02 PM

Sylvia is either drunk, emboldened by jon being gone, or trying to establish dominance with damiel out of the room.
 
At least Jon died a hero before he became the villain. He was getting close to becoming boring as the last few times I checked, he went from a force of chaos to just hiding in his room and reading because he didn't want to pretend to be a schizo or wetawded.

Still surprised the sleeping hog wasn't the first to go.
 
wow, this is a terrible decision, they will probally try to turn damiel (the plant) into a jon replacement but either way like 60% of the show's content is gone now and now its even more likely josie will win unless she loses some challenge
 
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I risked my ears for the conversation between Vance and Damiel in B4 just now. Vance and Dam crept off to B4 bathroom and closed the door and over Sylvia and the sharks clearing the garage, i only got maybe one word in 10 but the gist, to me, is this:
Dam is still deciding if he should leave, he reflected about how his relationship with his mom impacts his feelings on pregnancy and birth, he compared himself to "other men" but I couldn't tell if he was saying he's par or subpar compared to other men for staying. They mention Jon, it seems like Dam might have been option-selecting whether to leave and was hoping to leave before Jon to spare him, or else it might fuck things up - this is just guesswork because he clearly said Jon and then said Jon leaving "pissed [him] off." He says "if I leave" Vance replies "then it's over." Both Vance and Dan very clearly said "the fourtheenth?" "the fourtheenth" "so it's the fourteenth then." (the due date, I think obviously.) Dam says "it' justt gets me through" and he's "going through some shit" and Vance says "your secret is safe with me."
 
Ridley said:
If the post is really long you have to highlight pieces of it. Apparently Vance is from Seattle (people can tell from his weird haircut) & hating Mitch isn't exactly a right-wing thing.
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Yeah I'm a retard. I'll figure it out eventually lol.
Also idk. I know a lot of right-wingers who despite Mitch. It's a bit complicated.
Mentos said:
It was pretty easy to see that Sam and the wigger crew had a noticeable affection for Jon. I think there's a distinct lack of that for the other contestants left. At best they're tolerated, at worst they actively dislike them. I have a feeling Jon was keeping them from going all out, and things are going to get really bad for those still left.
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Yeah, I think the kid-gloves are gonna come off.
 
Punitive Castration said:
I risked my ears for the conversation between Vance and Damiel in B4 just now. Vance and Dam crept off to B4 bathroom and closed the door and over Sylvia and the sharks clearing the garage, i only got maybe one word in 10 but the gist, to me, is this:
Dam is still deciding if he should leave, he reflected about how his relationship with his mom impacts his feelings on pregnancy and birth, he compared himself to "other men" but I couldn't tell if he was saying he's par or subpar compared to other men for staying. They mention Jon, it seems like Dam might have been option-selecting whether to leave and was hoping to leave before Jon to spare him, or else it might fuck things up - this is just guesswork because he clearly said Jon and then said Jon leaving "pissed [him] off." He says "if I leave" Vance replies "then it's over." Both Vance and Dan very clearly said "the fourtheenth?" "the fourtheenth" "so it's the fourteenth then." (the due date, I think obviously.) Dam says "it' justt gets me through" and he's "going through some shit" and Vance says "your secret is safe with me."
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Does Damiel actually have a kid on the way? He lies so I don't know if he's being legit. I find it hard to believe any dad would risk potentially missing the birth of their child for a game show. Then again he seems like the kind of person to do just that.
 
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