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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
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CoolFool said:
Does Damiel actually have a kid on the way? He lies so I don't know if he's being legit. I find it hard to believe any dad would risk potentially missing the birth of their child for a game show. Then again he seems like the kind of person to do just that.
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I definitely think its part of his act, probably fed to him by the wiggers to give him some content.
 
CoolFool said:
Does Damiel actually have a kid on the way? He lies so I don't know if he's being legit. I find it hard to believe any dad would risk potentially missing the birth of their child for a game show. Then again he seems like the kind of person to do just that.
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After listening to that, I'm leaning towards yes. @jallsballs donated asking him in front of the others where he would be on the fourteenth and he rocked back in his chair chewing his mouth - he clearly didnt think he would be heard and I doubt he thought Vance leaked it. And if it was just a strat
oh shit he's having a panic attack i couldn't possibly finish this post
okay nvm i have no idea what that was, he started reverse sneezing like a dog and then shlorped his drink and now he's back to chiggering.
Anyway if it was just a strat he wouldn't have done that in the bathroom.
 
Punitive Castration said:
After listening to that, I'm leaning towards yes. @jallsballs donated asking him in front of the others where he would be on the fourteenth and he rocked back in his chair chewing his mouth - he clearly didnt think he would be heard and I doubt he thought Vance leaked it. And if it was just a strat
oh shit he's having a panic attack i couldn't possibly finish this post
okay nvm i have no idea what that was, he started reverse sneezing like a dog and then shlorped his drink and now he's back to chiggering.
Anyway if it was just a strat he wouldn't have done that in the bathroom.
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Idk, I guess it's possible but Damiel being friends with the crew makes me question if it's an act and he knew exactly where to be in the bathroom that it would still look "secretive" but still heard by the audience.

I honestly hope it's just an act because I would feel bad for the girlfriend and kid. Damiel is not a responsible adult.
 
10:51PM
Jet checks in on the fish and says he wants to do "confessionals" and see how they are feeling after Jon left

He takes Josie to the basement

Is Jon down there? Will the fish have to spar with him? Will he read them Bible bed time stories?

Probably not, but they're away from cameras so we'll never know.

Letty asks why there is a microphone in the bathroom before heading upstairs.
 
Punitive Castration said:
After listening to that, I'm leaning towards yes. @jallsballs donated asking him in front of the others where he would be on the fourteenth and he rocked back in his chair chewing his mouth - he clearly didnt think he would be heard and I doubt he thought Vance leaked it. And if it was just a strat
oh shit he's having a panic attack i couldn't possibly finish this post
okay nvm i have no idea what that was, he started reverse sneezing like a dog and then shlorped his drink and now he's back to chiggering.
Anyway if it was just a strat he wouldn't have done that in the bathroom.
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Do you think it's plausible that since Dame is the plant, that he is using this story to stir up more drama and change the dynamic (not in view of the public) between him and Vance?
 
CoolFool said:
Idk, I guess it's possible but Damiel being friends with the crew makes me question if it's an act and he knew exactly where to be in the bathroom that it would still look "secretive" but still heard by the audience.

I honestly hope it's just an act because I would feel bad for the girlfriend and kid. Damiel is not a responsible adult.
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Oh no trust me he was not supposed to be audible there, or at least very very very not audible. The door was shut. I really only got like one word in ten and most of the shit I heard was just vance saying "yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah." I had to turn my volume up EXTREMELY high and when someone set off a TTS it was basically earrape.
 
With Jon punting it, I think Vance is top pick for winning, with Letty and Josie close behind due to simp bucks. Sylvia has no chance unless Jet or someone is trying to bang her for some unreasonable reason, and I'm still convinced Damiel is a plant.
 
Noble Redditor said:
There's a thousand page thread on Kiwi Farms of people enjoying and discussing the show. There's usually at least five thousand viewers at any given time watching the show. The clip channels are getting 15k views easy. The official chat costs $40 minimum to join and is active 24/7 and doesn't slow down. The house has been swatted twice. The site was pulled down for almost a week. People constantly say it's over, yet somehow it always comes back. So no, they haven't done anything right. Typical Sam Hyde L.
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I said the show succeeds despite their constant meddling, not because of it, and you throw a hissy fit on how much the show is a success.

No need to simp for your edaddy, I love Sammy just like you do. But sarcasm is a feminine trait.
 
TTS reminded them that with jon gone, they can read simmons' books now. They are reading the one that starts with "does size matter? I have a small penis" and damiel is shocked

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Vance: I think jon was right.... rip this shit to shreds
 
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I really do hope that Jon has a continued friendship with Sam and can be under his wing for mentorship and training. Sam sees his potential for Jon being a student and I think he could be a great asset to MDE down the line as well once the tardness is tamed to an acceptable degree.
 
I think Jon was probably just home sick after getting drunk. He seems to actually have a life and everyone else is either a NEET or some type of giant fucking loser.
 
Vance is still mad and threatening to kill Lyle Forever. "I'm either gonna beat the shit out of him in a sanctioned boxing match, or, you know..." update: It's been minutes of him sitting there and he went "Therapy gecko..." so he is dead set on thinking about this man for his whole life.
 
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