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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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"Simon" has entered the fishtank with alcohol. Has a receding hairline and claims to be Vietnamese. Also claims to be 35, which I fully believe. Sam says he'll be competing with the others, and shows him up to his bedroom. Looks like this may be one of the "freeloaders" Jet was talking about.

As soon as he heads upstairs, Sylvia and Vance start laughing. Apparently he also has braces.
 
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Holy fucking shit, for a second I thought that was Cyrax trying to haunt me from the other kiwithread. I nearly shat myself.

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No...PLEASE....I WANTED TO TAKE A BREAK FROM RAXX. WHY DO THEY ALWAYS PULL ME BACK.
 
i want it on the record now: this man is an upstanding individual with no skeletons in his closet or bizarre and disgusting quirks
 
Just got back from work and fishtank.live won't load. :( Also has a DDOS screener screen before trying to load now, the "ARE YOU A HUMAN?" type.

As more goes on I feel more and more bad for Letty. Yeah, she's not great looking, yeah she has personality issues and hangups, but my god nobody (except maybe sylvia and damiel) should be subjected to the amount of abuse she is on and off the show.
And I actually lol'd when I saw Jon begging for money already. It also left me with some questions... the "people suck ass" part of my mind ponders if Jon didn't really NEED the uber money and was just trying to get some quick $$ from his fans? I mean the 2 businesses he seems to be a part of are shady, at best. A super-shady business loan place and a dropshipper of chinesium e-bikes at prices quite a bit higher than pretty much every place else that sells them.
I find it hard to believe he doesn't have a CC/his bank accounts are that damn empty that he can't afford an Uber or pester his family for the cash real quick. Or even call up Jet/Sam for a advance on his fishbucks since I doubt they're paid in cash immediately and are probably wired to their accounts. He could seemingly have a 'heart of gold' to people around him but be quite DSP-ish when it comes to randos on the internet, who knows?
 
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A man with an asian accent named Simon. On the night they go camping. A very clear simmons reference. Delicious awkward content inbound
 
RobotGentleman said:
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"Simon" has entered the fishtank with alcohol. Has a receding hairline and claims to be Vietnamese. Sam says he'll be competing with the others, and shows him up to his bedroom. Looks like this may be one of the shit-stirrers Jet was talking about.

As soon as he heads upstairs, Sylvia and Vance start laughing. Apparently he also has braces.
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He's Vietnamese? I'm heartbroken he didn't show up during Vance's disabled veteran shtick. Comedy abound.
He looks like he's gonna try to sell me a mint used car at an unbelievable fixed rate.
 
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