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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Illustrious Homiesexual said:
In some giga-retard play the entire group's been shit talking Letty for over an hour now... right next to her. She's probably asleep cause of her being drunk as shit, though. Would be funny if she was awake and heard it all.

Extra: The group also just made fun of her "secret", and Damiel saying he saw "all of that shit" when he was gone from the house.

While unlikely at this point due to the hate she's getting both internally and externally, I do hope she makes it further than most of these retards. Especially the hog. Listening to her this past hour has been insufferable.
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Hog has been more insufferable since Jon got kicked. She started really cranking up the animosity toward Letty.

Interesting how so far, with one exception, the decent human beings get booted from the show first.
 
I think it's also funny how these retards are making alliances and scheming and up to this point it's been completely useless because they don't vote each other out. I saw some retard in the chat yesterday complaining that people "voted Jon off" and I'm wondering since then if people are just cargo culting the rules from network reality shows .

Spatula said:
Who?
I wouldn't call anyone on this show decent.
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Fair enough. But in comparison to the remaining fish Mauro was pretty chill and Jon was ok when he wasn't redlining the mic or painting with mustard. Dam and Hog are completely delusional. Josie seems mostly alright (but I detest her fans). And Vance just seems like a soy filled NPC cuck to me
 
Sylvia is a bigger snake than Letty, genuinely highschool level mean girl. Also fat. I would imagine it's in response to being the weakest member when it comes to fishbuck earned and challenges won. Also cause she's fat.
 
wagglyplacebo said:
Sylvia is a bigger snake than Letty, genuinely highschool level mean girl. Also fat. I would imagine it's in response to being the weakest member when it comes to fishbuck earned and challenges won. Also cause she's fat.
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Agreed. Chat was complaining that she's being shielded from a lot of TTS directed at her. So I assume they want her around for some reason. I hope Sam makes her legit cry whenever he finally boots her
 
Aw darn I missed that Antichrist dipshit getting booted from the show because I worked a double and then entered into the Odinsleep.

What exactly went down which resulted in Jon being put in a hole where he belongs?
 
King George III said:
It would probably be faster if he used one of those razor blades that carpet installers use. They're sharp as fuck.
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You can't trust this kind of kit in a place like that. Come on now man, razer knives are srs bizniss
 
Damiel talked about wanting cocaine like 7 times or more and how he wants to hurt Letty after snorting. This guy is a sociopath. Also people think that Josie is an angel and yet today she was talking shit about Letty and laughing at when others were talking shit.
 
Sylvia is fat and just a typical female who competes, woman are actually incapable of making friends and fat ones have trouble hiding it.
Vance on the otherhand is just a bit of a dickhead and is balding in his early 20s lol
 
Dammit Mandrake! said:
Aw darn I missed that Antichrist dipshit getting booted from the show because I worked a double and then entered into the Odinsleep.

What exactly went down which resulted in Jon being put in a hole where he belongs?
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The consensus is he tapped out. It was framed as a genuine elimination because he didn't even try for the last couple days (hot dog challenge, schizo-act).

Sam gave him the boxing headgear and may have a shed a tear. Jon immediately got on twitter to tag Andrew Tate.
 
Crooked 16th said:
It's always the fat women that start shit.
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It was Damiel that started it all though, because he's more feminine than the hog. Before, he was bullying Jon, until Sam and co told him to stop. He faked being Jon's friend and talked shit about him today. Both Jon and Letty live in his head rent free. Everyone knows a guy like that, who talks all the time about being gangsta, while in reality no tough guy would say he is tough. He's the biggest snake in the house, but that's junkies for you. Never turn your back to them, a knife is waiting.
 
SFX will be enabled in 20 minutes. I hope Damiel enjoys being still drunk or hungover as fuck while being bombarded with this shit and not allowed to leave the "camp ground"
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wagglyplacebo said:
Sylvia is a bigger snake than Letty, genuinely highschool level mean girl. Also fat. I would imagine it's in response to being the weakest member when it comes to fishbuck earned and challenges won. Also cause she's fat.
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I've felt this since a few days into the show when she was shit talking Jon with the group. She's an insecure, two faced pick-me. A follower that styles herself as a rebel.

As soon as she noticed Jon was gaining popularity in TTS she started kissing his ass and molding herself to be more appealing to him/his fans.

After the debate between Jon and Lettie she called herself "trad" and complained about liberals ruining the country even though earlier in the show she had no shame talking about selling her ass on Only Fans, pissing for money and wanting to use the prize money to help her tranny friend cut his dick off.
 
This entire thread will one day be used as a cautionary tale. Showing the effects of what happens to the human brain when internet cultivated degeneracy is mixed with chronic self-isolation.
 
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