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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Someone (presumably Damiel) is snoring and it sounds like a fucking air raid siren.


(Probably have to turn the volume up a bit)
 
So the big nasty surprise Sam was hyping up all night is that this is a Simmons themed challenge (The camping, the new guy 'Simon')? I mean it's funny I guess but I think Sam thought this would be more psychologically damaging and fucked up than it is. Did the fish even realize this is what Sam was trying to do? From catching up to the thread, they seemed fine and unfazed.
 
CoolFool said:
So the big nasty surprise Sam was hyping up all night is that this is a Simmons themed challenge (The camping, the new guy 'Simon')? I mean it's funny I guess but I think Sam thought this would be more psychologically damaging and fucked up than it is. Did the fish even realize this is what Sam was trying to do? From catching up to the thread, they seemed fine and unfazed.
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I think they thought they’d get more mileage out of the kissing challenge. They even introduced a form of spin the bottle.
 
CoolFool said:
So the big nasty surprise Sam was hyping up all night is that this is a Simmons themed challenge (The camping, the new guy 'Simon')? I mean it's funny I guess but I think Sam thought this would be more psychologically damaging and fucked up than it is. Did the fish even realize this is what Sam was trying to do? From catching up to the thread, they seemed fine and unfazed.
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Who cares. The indoor woods camping and Simon bit is really funny for the viewers and the guy himself is outspoken and breathing fresh air into the fish. Very entertaining.
 
sharkinoo said:
It was Damiel that started it all though, because he's more feminine than the hog. Before, he was bullying Jon, until Sam and co told him to stop. He faked being Jon's friend and talked shit about him today. Both Jon and Letty live in his head rent free. Everyone knows a guy like that, who talks all the time about being gangsta, while in reality no tough guy would say he is tough. He's the biggest snake in the house, but that's junkies for you. Never turn your back to them, a knife is waiting.
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Absolutely astounding, I wake up to a new disappointment every day. You would think Letty not kicking him while he was down during his lowest point of the show would have made him think to treat her with some level of humanity. Thinking he could change within a day of tts bashing was way too optimistic (sorry, I meant delusional). Hope your kid sees this dam, the "real you of course", a wolf in sheep's clothing that preys on people weaker than him.


ToddleDoddle said:
The idiots are gonna hurt themselves by making Letty more sympathetic for the viewers. Sort of reminds me of the season of celeb Big Brother with Tom Green. One group spent several hours in a room essentially talking in circles and gaslighting themselves into believing that Tom Green was legit abusive. When in reality he was the nicest dude and was everyone's favorite. Obviously Letty isn't the favorite but probably not worth the hate she is getting.
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I mean we already crossed way beyond that point with the whole Jeremy thing, people are still psychotically trying to find ways to interpret her actions as malicious.

a great big cabbage said:
I think it's also funny how these retards are making alliances and scheming and up to this point it's been completely useless because they don't vote each other out. I saw some retard in the chat yesterday complaining that people "voted Jon off" and I'm wondering since then if people are just cargo culting the rules from network reality shows .
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It's High-School tier bullying at this point, all contestants have been complicit in it and have tried to excuse it as "just playing the game". You have to remember, this isn't a traditional reality show, these aren't actors or characters, these are real people who are going to experience real-life consequences after this social experiment. It takes legitimate degree of inhumanity for specific users here and viewers elsewhere to see things in the direction they have headed and say it's okay.

Simon is nice though, good to see Jon is already forgotten. Curious to see how he reacts when he realizes the steam he had quickly dies out.


Note: Good on Josie for smelling the bullshit and opting out.
 
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Da R00D D00D said:
Who cares. The indoor woods camping and Simon bit is really funny for the viewers and the guy himself is outspoken and breathing fresh air into the fish. Very entertaining.
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It is funny, and I'm not complaining, but it's not what I would call fucked up or nasty etc. as Sam had hyped it up to be. I can't tell if Sam was hyping it up just to get people to watch it or if he expected a different reaction from the fish.

What I really I wanna know is if they're ever going to use the entity.
 
Ben wakes the fish up and explains to Simon how the tts and sfx work.
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