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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
And Simon walks with $50,000 bucks.

God is dead.

They're getting their last laughs at his expense right now. They're not giving him $50,000 and a private flight back to Texas.

It's a bit. He was in the basement earlier and the producers tipped him off. This is to gaslight the fish.

The assault arc is everything I hoped it would be.
What's going on? I'm not watching now, and I imagine anyone reading these in the future will have no idea what they're referring to either.
 
What's going on? I'm not watching now, and I imagine anyone reading these in the future will have no idea what they're referring to either.
Allow me to show you how it is currently going:

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Frank decided to start a food fight and then while covered in mess, thought he should forcibly give the girls hugs. Josie was cool with it, Violetta was not and Sylvia started having flashbacks to her many rapes. Violetta most effected and she is currently packing because the current joke is that the game is over after Simon won $50,000 bucks for "breaking the fishtank."
 
I went too overboard in my last post on Josie. She is cute and I can get the appeal to that. I guess what I was trying to say was in terms of who on the cast is producing good bits, funny moments and clippable content Josie is not high on that list. She's near the bottom. Say what you will about Letty and Fatty (both can be really annoying) they carry the show with their interactions.
Josie is probably the most clipped by Josiecels on /tv/
She does a lot of stuff in her room and does the most confessionals. So for her simps she does a good job.
 
Jet says that Simon took most of their money, so in order to keep the show running they had to sell the show to a network and are waiting on a wire transfer to clear, and new rules will be coming because of that. Historians will study this level of gaslighting for years to come.
 
Frank was forced to leave due to the "New networks rules" lmao, He went on a destructive rampage in the contestants rooms before leaving.
Heres the archive footage from bedrooms.
(I've tried a few times now and the clip from bedroom one will not go past 51 percent on the upload, sorry.)


 
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Frank has been kicked from the house by the "new network" because of the shitting and says his goodbyes. He then stomps around upstairs and claims someone stole his shirt. Sam has told the fish to clean the up the mess in the house. Josie immediately gets to work like a good girl, while Letty just looks at the mess and then lackadaisically starts putting shit in her suitcase.
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Jet says that Simon took most of their money, so in order to keep the show running they had to sell the show to a network and are waiting on a wire transfer to clear, and new rules will be coming because of that. Historians will study this level of gaslighting for years to come.
That's the least-believable gaslighting on this show so far. You'd have to be actually sub 80 IQ to believe that.

EDIT: Glad Hassle is leaving. Can't stand that fucking tard.
 
Hassle is unapologetically scum and I'm glad he's gone but the fact Letty took no responsibility for the closet shit incident also paints her on the same tier of scummery to me, especially how she's now having a little cry and packing her stuff with no intention to help the others clean. Glad the vid of her giving top got leaked, no sympathy.
 
Hassle is unapologetically scum and I'm glad he's gone but the fact Letty took no responsibility for the closet shit incident also paints her on the same tier of scummery to me, especially how she's now having a little cry and packing her stuff with no intention to help the others clean. Glad the vid of her giving top got leaked, no sympathy.
Letty seemed like she was leaning towards leaving, getting her own stuff together, and cleaning her own room which was the most trashed. Everyone downstairs except maybe Lance has harassed her for a month, not entirely unwarranted but still it's gotten pretty ridiculous multiple times.
So between thinking she's gonna head home and everyone downstairs despising her, I can't hold it against her to focus on her own stuff this time.

Once Sylvia went upstairs, hoping to hear that Letty had decided to leave and learning otherwise, Letty went down to help.

Glad Hassle is out but I think he did a good job putting people on edge and giving us the Sylvia freakout.
 
I sort of expected Hassle was going to appear as a guest for a day or two and not end up attempting to be a long-term freeloader. Glad he was there and I'm even more glad that he's gone.

Also now that outright destroying parts of the house is a thing, I hope to see more.
 
People early in the thread posting about "the fish are gonna fuck, they're gonna have sex, can't have men and women together and they not smash!!!" I hope you have now seen the ways of the zoomer autist generation. RIP.

(and tbh it's been nice to watch something where almost all of the existing tension is from not-sex (and with no niggers (unfortunately we are stuck with wiggers))
 
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