🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[a great big cabbage]

Day 27 4:55PM Living Room
Ben enters and rants about the fish being too negative all the time. He's saying something about getting cigs for the boys. The girls are convinced to keep eyes closed for a surprise and Vance dumps the water on them(part of a challenge?)

The dommy mommy challenge is cringe and the guys are pretending to be 8 year olds? Fill me in here, I'm not understanding this completely.

 

[Aidan]

Day 27 4:55PM
Ben enters and rants about the fish being too negative all the time. He's saying something about getting cigs for the boys. The girls are convinced to keep eyes closed for a surprise and Vance dumps the water on them(part of a challenge?)

The dommy mommy challenge is cringe and the guys are pretending to be 8 year olds? Fill me in here, I'm not understanding this completely.

The boys are being lame. Dumping water on "mom" and saying "MISS ME?!" was a challenge he gave them on his first dad visit but they never tried to do it so he had to force it.

I'll review Jet's instructions for the challenge and update the post with criteria but let's be real, the rules are made up and the points don't matter.
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The girls are equally moms for Chris and Vance.

Victory - Whoever has the most convincing act during this challenge gets 1 fishbuck.
Defeat - Whoever the worst one is will experience "grits week" where they only eat grits and drink water all week. I don't expect them to stand by this "grits week" for more than 1 day.

Mom Goals

• Make sure the boys are fed
• Give them counsel and reprimand the boys where appropriate
  • Make sure they take the game seriously
  • Jet says spanking is ok if the mom gets clear consent first
• Each mommy gets 3 tickets
  • Each ticket says "redeemable for chore" that allows them to redeem 3 chores from one of the boys

Son goals

• Don't cook
• Make 1 arts and crafts thank you to "mommy of your choice" for Mother's Day
• Be convincing son
• Jet mentioned the boys can't read or write but this didn't stick

Side missions
Jet seems to give extra challenges to the mommies.
Ben gives extra challenges to the boys as well as cigarettes to Vance.

 

[Aristides]

I'll review Jet's instructions for the challenge and update the post with criteria but let's be real, the rules are made up and the points don't matter.

Jet introduces the Mothers' Day challenge. He asks what mothers do, and awards Violetta one "jetbuck" for mentioning that mothers cook food for their kids. The Mothers' Day challenge will last all day, where all the female contestants will take care of the male contestants. The mothers' goal is that "their little boys are fed." The men will not cook all day, and the women must reprimand them when "they've done wrong," and must tell them to "take the game seriously."

The men are told to be "convincing sons" and make "one arts-and-crafts thank you" to the mother of their choice, and they must pick their favorite mommy to gift it to. The women are given three tokens which can be used to redeem chores from their boys. The man who takes the challenge more seriously will be given one fishbuck, and the male loser will be subjected to "grits week," where it's a whole week where you eat nothing but grits and water. Jet says they're not going to be allowed to put cheese on it and it's going to be "really disgusting."

The men are told that their mental age today is eight years old. Another special prize: a gift from daddy, and it's something "that the guys would like and the girls just wouldn't get." Jet reminds the women how dirty their bedrooms are with the exception of Josie's and tells them that they may redeem their mommy tickets to get their sons to clean it up.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

The men are told that their mental age today is eight years old.

So act like Jon for a day, got it.

 

[niggyfaggot]

God this shit is cringe...I was kinda holding my doubt last post minus pointing out it is attracting the same parasocial weirdo's as big brother but from a zoomer as opposed to boomer demo but I'm felling fully vindicated at this point. Nu-ip2 provides more content than this dogshit. "Omg bros, le goblina is spinning in circles again! Epic!!!" get a grip you fucking weirdo's, this isn't "le hellhaus" that Scambo promoted it as. I'd be embarrassed to consoom this shit in all honesty but guess ya'll just ain't as cool as me...Nothing personal nerd. Shit is absolute cringe and anybody following it should fell bad TBH.

 

[a great big cabbage]

Day 27 5;25PM BR1
Ben telling his boys how proud he is about them pouring water on mommy and cleaning the trash
Vance gets a cigarette
Ben is jelly about not spending as much time with them as mom does
Ben is forcing the boys to choose if they want to be raised by a single mother or a real chad

Chris: "Of course we love you daddy"

Ben leaves the ultimatum - me or your mother. You can only have one. Josie enters and squats in the closet to arrange clothes. Innocent, but hilarious.

 

[grapeshark77]

Trying to follow this on the chans was quite an experience so I'm glad to catch up here. I'm more interested in post-Fishtank now and what the remaining people do - I can see Letty having a rough time and Josie having to be a bit careful. Vance/Sylvia will probably fade into obscurity. People throw around lawsuit talk a bit but just because you sign a contract doesn't mean you can't sue so I hope Sam/Jet are very careful with the ending.

I appreciated Simon "breaking the fishtank" because he was completely right and left on a high note, including the random roasting everyone for no reason.

 

[a great big cabbage]

I can't fix her, but if Letty:

• quit weed
• quit discord
• got some therapy
• learned to do basic adult stuff like clean, cook, regular hygiene
• embraced her families Orthodox Faith
• make based irl frens

she could be rehabilitated and become a (semi-normal) trad waifu

Josie is almost normal. She'll be fine when tank ends.

Hog will be a hot mess for the forseeable future. She can't even recognize that she's a basket case who punctuates every sentence with the word "bro" (also fat girl with onlyfans lol)

Vance will go on to sit on even bigger fences

Chris could do something with his singing since he has enough e-celeb/lolcow status to have some type of following already and his singing is better than his star wars rants and stand up comedy

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

This is the weirdest therapy session I've ever witnessed.

 

[a great big cabbage]

Day 27 6:03PM Living Room
Jet confronts the wahmens
He asks Hog why Vance "walked in on mommy doing sex work"
Says Vance has bruises and is too afraid to say who did it
Hog says he wasn't taking his meds. Jet asks what meds. Hog says his Vancepills (Hog's 1st W)

Girls go upstairs to BR1 to confront the lads about leaving them for Papa Ben

 

[Aidan]

Day 27 6:03PM Living Room
Jet confronts the wahmens
He asks Hog why Vance "walked in on mommy doing sex work"
Says Vance has bruises and is too afraid to say who did it
Hog says he wasn't taking his meds. Jet asks what meds. Hog says his Vancepills (Hog's 1st W)

Girls go upstairs to BR1 to confront the lads about leaving them for Papa Ben

Girls go upstairs to confront the boys, Letty and Sylvia steal some Micky D's in the process.

 

[This Is Violence Now]

Kinda random but does anyone have either a clip or a youtube link of the part where Vance and Lance start talking in unison for the first time, it was the day everyone on Fishtank got drunk, they went up to Letty while she was having a watergun and kept talking in unison, I found it funny, but somehow I lost the clip. It was around the time they fought with waterguns I guess.

 

[a great big cabbage]

Watching every one try to stay in character while doing dysfuntional family improv is very surreal. This is cringe and boring sometimes, but somehow it's still kino

currently Ben complaining about the girls posting his personal failures on facebook

 

[eaglesfan665]

Sylvia calling it "the g word" instead of "gay" is enough reasons for her to be kicked from the tank

to be fair thats what principal mackerel (jet) called it when he was talking to the 3 girls as moms

 

[King George III]

Sylvia dumb stupid. Sylvia moron. Sylvia not funny. Sylvia idiot. Sylvia large.

 

[a great big cabbage]

Day 27 7:16PM BR3
TTS: "Letty stop playing bust them feet out right now"

Frank, look what you've done!

Frank was good for content because he was sort of the voice of chat and as much as he would gaslight the fish and do stupid things (poo fiasco, feet games, piss bed) he also made them face some hard truths by either saying things directly or agreeing with TTS.

to be fair thats what principal mackerel (jet) called it when he was talking to the 3 girls as moms

Ah, ok thanks. That's one of many things I missed.

 

[This Is Violence Now]

NIQQA

(this is from Day 21, but i still find it funny so i post it now)

 

[S.C.U.D.]

TTS is going hard on Sylvia now and she's starting to crack.

 

[a great big cabbage]

Day 27 7:26PM Kitchen
TTS: "Letty please take a poop on Sylvia's face to make it pretty"

Edit: Did anyone catch that TTS at 7:28? Something like "Josie when you get out listen to Sylvia onlyfans content creator stupid sylvia pig"
That one made me actually laugh. I expected it to be a Josie simp music recommendation

Day 27 7:30PM Kitchen
Jet begins a new role play challenge
First day of high school challenge

Chris the teacher
I missed what he said to the girls.
Vance is now Michael. A soft spoken book nerd. The same kid who was intervened by CPS in the previous challenge.

They head to BR4 and TTS is already playing "breakup" when they arrive

Jet tells Hog not vape in class. Chris says he smokes weed in the bathroom. Jet says Chris is the cool teacher before exiting and saying if he is needed to call the principle.

Fish awkwardly wait out the sobbing screaming TTS

Chris is giving a class about the history of mother hood. Admits to facebook stalking his students, Josie in particular. The tyrannosaurus is considered some of the best parents ever. (someone just send this kid his Jurassic Park tickets please)

He says the dinosaurs were bigger than Sylvia. The fat calling the Hog obese will never not be kino. Of course, it's Fatty, so he is just rambling to hear his own voice.

7:44PM BR4
Ben enters saying "Teacher's worst nightmare is here" and fighting with Letty to give him her seat.

He sits next to Josie while declaring himself the class clown.

Chris continues his rant about nothing. He says, "let me ask you this" as much as normies say "umm"

 

[afternoon_tea]

Trying to follow this on the chans was quite an experience so I'm glad to catch up here. I'm more interested in post-Fishtank now and what the remaining people do - I can see Letty having a rough time and Josie having to be a bit careful. Vance/Sylvia will probably fade into obscurity. People throw around lawsuit talk a bit but just because you sign a contract doesn't mean you can't sue so I hope Sam/Jet are very careful with the ending.

I appreciated Simon "breaking the fishtank" because he was completely right and left on a high note, including the random roasting everyone for no reason.

I honestly don't think anyone from the show is going to have their life change all that much (unless they learn something from the experience and decide to make changes). But I don't think any of them will get any sort of huge following online or anything.

Josie could probably get a nice little following if she decided to stream, but I am not sure she'd like the weird sexual attention from her fans. She might do it to make ends meet, but she's not gonna be like some huge star.

Letty could maybe milk some followers too, but it would be in her best interest to just get off the internet forever, because it's rotted her brain. Girl needs some normie hobbies with normie people, it would do her fucking wonders.

Vance will probably try to do some comedy shit but it won't get any traction. Occasionally he'll wake up in a cold sweat remembering how much he embarrassed himself in front of Sam and Frank, but otherwise his life won't change much. Hopefully he'll be inspired to give up on his comedy dreams and get a better job since he seems like someone who wants to have a normal life.

Can't see anything changing for Sylvia, girl doesn't even really have any simps. She'll probably just always be living the white trash barfly lifestyle.