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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I was wrong. It seems one fish is studious enough to actually benefit from the book and that fish is Josie who apparently did alright in high school and what community college she's done.
Every other fish has been impressed by her math except maybe Sylvia who hasn't really studied or talked about it. We know she's not going to do well, though.
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Day 28 10:43PM Kitchen
TTS is starting to go for Hog again.

She responded to the first one with "I hate myself too so good job" before going back to alternating between staring confusedly at the book and staring hungrily at Fatty cooking.
EDIT: I saw more Hog TTS in chat. Either the alarm drowned them out of they got filtered.

10:45PM
TTS "Smoke alarm incoming"
before Fatty can finish saying no the smoke alarm goes on.
Jet turns it off and 2 minutes later it's on again

Sam returns and starts screaming like a maniac and throwing trash

He looks at the stove and asks if Fatty is cooking for everybody. Fatty says no, it's only for himself and Letty.

Alarm goes on a 3rd time

kino of the highest order

10:50PM
Sam asks Hog why she isn't studying and picks up the book she is pretending to read. She says she's just trying to get her mind off it and I think she said her dad bought her the book. No idea what the book is.

They all wear the backpacks really low and so far I've seen Hog try to stretch her back. If they would wear them a little higher the weight wouldn't be destroying their backs so quickly.

Day 28 11:00-ish BR1
Vance, Jet, and Sam

They have Vance doing ads for their "sponsors"

Viking CBD
dudeweed
  • Can't say "clarity" because it's legally a medical claim that isn't authorized by FDA

Paleo Crate Connect
Mail order chicken, beef, and vegetables
  • Sam critiques his tone of voice
  • Tries getting him to mimic Sam's exaggerated black voice

Carmen Kitty9
The best paying one is a shoutout to a Twitch streamer for $400


Vance can't remember the script and they keep changing what they want him to say and how to say it. I missed a couple. At the end Vance asks if he can have some of the Viking dudeweed lol

This reminds me of this:



Day 29 12:01AM BR4

Chris offers Letty a backrub tomorrow. It will be "over the shirt so you don't have to worry about it."

His flirting is so awkward. He has two modes: self deprecate or offer to get touchy.

Letty asks if he is sleeping and he says no because it's exiting listening to her study and that he is having a conversation in his head "with the voices."

Letty leaves Chris to contemplate a lifetime of bad decisions.

Josie has been in BR1 shilling for plushies per the producers' guidance. I think she has two now. Sam interrupts and says he will pay her $14/hour to be cleaning lady for season 2. She will also have free access to the fridge. She says she will think about it.

I have a feeling the producers are sending TTS, crates, and plushies sometimes, but maybe I overestimate the general non-kiwi fandom of this show.

The thread is slower lately and I feel like I'm posting too much...gonna cut down a bit.
 
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Letty has agreed with Sam that for the price of a fishbuck she will lead Fatty on.

Josie has been tasked with plushie begging to pump the numbers.

Sam the shit scout:
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a great big cabbage said:
Day 28 11:00-ish BR1
Vance, Jet, and Sam

They have Vance doing ads for their "sponsors"

Viking CBD
dudeweed
  • Can't say "clarity" because it's legally a medical claim that isn't authorized by FDA

Paleo Crate Connect
Mail order chicken, beef, and vegetables
  • Sam critiques his tone of voice
  • Tries getting him to mimic Sam's exaggerated black voice

Carmen Kitty9
The best paying one is a shoutout to a Twitch streamer for $400


Vance can't remember the script and they keep changing what they want him to say and how to say it. I missed a couple. At the end Vance asks if he can have some of the Viking dudeweed lol

This reminds me of this:

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The Twitch streamer.

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I always thought the native american race was rekt, but having an autistic spaz like Josie being the most economically and culturally influential member of your race by an order of magnitude is kind of sad. I suppose it could be worse, you could be a pinoy and have Damiel in the same position.
 
redcoloured said:
I suppose it could be worse, you could be a pinoy and have Damiel in the same position.
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There's plenty of hapa-pinoys in the entertainment industry. Bruno Mars and Rob Schneider for example. There's a lot more. Not too many pure Filipinos, they're just too cringey and try-hard. I think that's why Filipino-Americans outmarry so much. Put two of them together and all you get is useless drama over stupid shit.
 
a great big cabbage said:
The thread is slower lately and I feel like I'm posting too much...gonna cut down a bit
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Don't worry about it, it's good to have updates that I can actually follow. I thought the SAT bit had been dropped after Jet mentioned it a few days ago so this is interesting, no idea if it will be funny. The "celebrity" coming in could be great or a disaster.
 
a great big cabbage said:
Day 29 12:01AM BR4

Chris offers Letty a backrub tomorrow. It will be "over the shirt so you don't have to worry about it."

His flirting is so awkward. He has two modes: self deprecate or offer to get touchy.

Letty asks if he is sleeping and he says no because it's exiting listening to her study and that he is having a conversation in his head "with the voices."

Letty leaves Chris to contemplate a lifetime of bad decisions.

Josie has been in BR1 shilling for plushies per the producers' guidance. I think she has two now. Sam interrupts and says he will pay her $14/hour to be cleaning lady for season 2. She will also have free access to the fridge. She says she will think about it.

I have a feeling the producers are sending TTS, crates, and plushies sometimes, but maybe I overestimate the general non-kiwi fandom of this show.

The thread is slower lately and I feel like I'm posting too much...gonna cut down a bit.
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Buddy, you are giving raw information, the only way it'd be better is if you included videos or screenshots, please don't stop. It's at least useful for the paypigs that pay for this product and can dig through the archives, the timestamps especially.
 
a great big cabbage said:
Day 29 12:01AM BR4

Chris offers Letty a backrub tomorrow. It will be "over the shirt so you don't have to worry about it."

His flirting is so awkward. He has two modes: self deprecate or offer to get touchy.

Letty asks if he is sleeping and he says no because it's exiting listening to her study and that he is having a conversation in his head "with the voices."

Letty leaves Chris to contemplate a lifetime of bad decisions.

Josie has been in BR1 shilling for plushies per the producers' guidance. I think she has two now. Sam interrupts and says he will pay her $14/hour to be cleaning lady for season 2. She will also have free access to the fridge. She says she will think about it.

I have a feeling the producers are sending TTS, crates, and plushies sometimes, but maybe I overestimate the general non-kiwi fandom of this show.

The thread is slower lately and I feel like I'm posting too much...gonna cut down a bit.
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Jesus Christ. Good thing the fucker is homeless, broke af, and probably can't drive. Otherwise he'd have a beatup old icecream van with a pile of bodies in the freezer.
Either he's acting or anyone there should legitimately be afraid to be alone with him.
PS: Your posts are useful to me since I pretty much don't watch anymore. Mostly because of aforementioned disgusting fatty's inability to cover his disgusting fatness.
 
NateHiggers1488 said:
I she a fucking CIA agent? how many fake names does someone need?
This is some Jason Bourne type of shit
(61 people has followed her in the last 5 mins)
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That's not actually her. When the account first got mentioned the first time they did an ad someone looked it up on 4chan and it didn't exist, so I guess someone jumped on it and actually created one with Letty's picture (that's a pic of her from the bathroom confessional)
 
Fatty singing "Regular Man" post the whole Chetty ship eruption where Ben comes in and goes "SHUT IT DOWN" was the best.
I did feel a bit bad for Letty tho, she prolly was crying in the bathroom after that (simply from the stress lol)

based show, amazing show 10/10

EDIT:
MackTheKnife (I think) is blasting hysterical break up OVER AND OVER AND OVER, with a few other users (whales) as well as doing the air raid, queuing up AIR RAID as well as Mariachi Band and even stacking them on top of each other (playing one in kitchen, and another in the Living Room)

it's absolutely hellish
 
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