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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
i'm sure a girl was willing to risk life in prison to get some of the ASF sausage and this is not yet another outlandish lie by a guy with nothing going on in his life and a desperate need for attention
I mean I guess I should have worded it better. IF what he said is true he got raped. I meant to emphasize that he has said he got raped by a girl and not just alluded to it.
 
I can't find him talking about grape but there is a clip about almost getting frostbite and someone pulling a knife on him. That part is the last 30 seconds or so. I'm retarded and can't clip sorry.



1:18PM Kitchen/Laundry/Living Room
Jet enters and reiterates that they don't need to weart he backpacks, but must have them nearby. He says Fatty told him he wants to snitch about something. Jet harasses them about being on the wrong turf and for living in filth.

He threatens to deduct points from blue team for allowing Chris and Letty downstairs. Hog is doing laundry and stuffing the unfolded clothes into her luggage. Chris is muttering about a book and standing the near the stove waiting for food to appear.

Jet returns to harass them and say they should combine gangs and become green gang because they are too friendly.

Josie is cleaning and struggling to move Vance's mattress. Fatty is rambling about something while preparing to cook what looks like some kind of breakfast sandwich.

I lost Vance and Letty, but I'm pretty sure they are both upstairs in the bathrooms.

I'm going to make a guess that the guest celebrity today is the wiggers' friend and fellow wigger Joeeyy (or however he spells it) solely because I've seen fish-chat talking about him lately.

1:26PM Our favorite TTS plays for Hog who casually responds with "so true"

1:29PM Fatty is shadow boxing over the stove while cooking lol
 
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You can tell Letty and Josie are fed up with ASF this morning. I expect it from Letty but Josie is surprisingly in no mood.
ASF tried to join the Crips (Josie, Sylvia, Vance), probably because Letty got uncomfortable with him last night, and Josie told him they don't want him so he formed his own gang called 3rd Avenue or something.

Good, tell him to fuck off.
 
1:43PM BR3
Letty shoots the pride flag with the not Nerf(tm) gun and says "shoot it like Bud Light, we're super straight" and goes on, in gangster character, a mini-rant about faggotry.

Jet takes her to BR4 where Chris and Ben are and says Ben is "Big Bear" and they must give him crack every time he cleans up for them. Downstairs gang is going to come and try to retrieve Big Bear. They can't allow that to happen.
 
I didn't notice that Kiwifarms was back! Yay.
Question: Caminos was on a few days ago. I didn't watch all of it but what I caught of Frank and Caminos talking included some very honest meta discussions of what they're doing on the show and what the purpose of the show is. But it's been a few days and I don't remember exactly when it was, just that it was in B4. If anyone remembers vaguely when that was, I wanna grab that out of the archive.
 
I'm going to make a guess that the guest celebrity today is the wiggers' friend and fellow wigger Joeeyy (or however he spells it) solely because I've seen fish-chat talking about him lately.
It's either him or the nigger who usually hangs out with Sam.
I hope it's not him because i don't want a nigger infiltrating in Fishtank.live, the last bastion of white identity.
 
I didn't notice that Kiwifarms was back! Yay.
Question: Caminos was on a few days ago. I didn't watch all of it but what I caught of Frank and Caminos talking included some very honest meta discussions of what they're doing on the show and what the purpose of the show is. But it's been a few days and I don't remember exactly when it was, just that it was in B4. If anyone remembers vaguely when that was, I wanna grab that out of the archive.
 
Big Bear betrays Letty and Chris. Chris immediately goes back to his weird, weak, flirting ERP.

I didn't notice that Kiwifarms was back! Yay.
Question: Caminos was on a few days ago. I didn't watch all of it but what I caught of Frank and Caminos talking included some very honest meta discussions of what they're doing on the show and what the purpose of the show is. But it's been a few days and I don't remember exactly when it was, just that it was in B4. If anyone remembers vaguely when that was, I wanna grab that out of the archive.
I think Frank arrived on Day 23 (Wednesday 10 May)
And I think he left 2 or 3 days ago.
I know that doesn't narrow it down very much.
 
I didn't notice that Kiwifarms was back! Yay.
Question: Caminos was on a few days ago. I didn't watch all of it but what I caught of Frank and Caminos talking included some very honest meta discussions of what they're doing on the show and what the purpose of the show is. But it's been a few days and I don't remember exactly when it was, just that it was in B4. If anyone remembers vaguely when that was, I wanna grab that out of the archive.
Are you referring to when Nick was doing his bit with each person in the house and we got Jet, Nick, and Frank in B1 being meta since Frank doesn't need to do the bits? If you're confident it was B4 I'll check that, too.

edit: I am losing my mind.
 
Are you referring to when Nick was doing his bit with each person in the house and we got Jet, Nick, and Frank in B1 being meta since Frank doesn't need to do the bits? If you're confident it was B4 I'll check that, too.

edit: I am losing my mind.
I'm confident it was. And yeah I remember snippets sounding very important but I couldnt say about when it was. I guess if the archives show an extremely long set of >15 MB files two days ago that might be it?
 
2:50 BR4
Fatty was awake for less than two hours. Just long enough to eat and flip through a picture book. He is now snoring again.

The rest of the fish are sttudying.

Living Room
Except Hog who gave up before she even started bro. She's just reading her stupid book that her dad gave her bro. But it doesn't even matter bro cause she knows who she is and TTS is stupid bro.

BR3
Letty is studying and occasionally interacting with TTS. She mentioned a few games she has at home: Fall Guys (obviously), Dead By Daylight, and Red Dead Redemption II were the ones I recognised by name.

Edit: Josie studied herself into a coma on the couch.
 
3:00PM

Downstairs

Jet arrives. Hog says something about a t-shirt design? Apparently she's still in denial about her stupidity and refusal to study for the impending elimination challenge.

Jet collected the coins from the machine in the living room. He says it's a rental machine and passes out quarters to the blue team. He says the books cost more than his car and that the books are rentals.

He is rambling in his nigger persona about the gangs and the test before going upstairs to herd Letty into BR4 and wake Fatty. Fatty wakes up and immediately snitches on Letty for shooting him. Jet confiscates the book from Letty and tells her the rental is up and that shooting Fatty was a tactical mistake.

Jet says Chris was having a mental health crisis and Letty should have talked him down. He insists that Chris wasn't going to turn on her and probably wanted free access to the kitchen (lol fat). He tells Letty to do CPR or defibrilate Fatty. Chris insists he was never going to be a traitor and that he had a plan the whole time.

Letty brags about last night's gun fight. Jet tells her to keep Fatty in line and keep him happy if she doesn't want him to defect to the other gang.


Not sure who he is talking about here: "He was released! He's coming back!"

More wigger ebonic niggering bixnood muh dick homie nawmsayin?

Jet leaves with the PSAT book until they can acquire some fishcoins for the rental fee.

3:15PM
Fatty holds the faggot flag and Letty shoots at it repeatedly

3:19PM
Jet returns and wants Chris and Letty to get EVERYTHING out of BR2. He tells them not to make any noise and not to get caught doing it. If they succeed he will give them enough fishcoins to renew the rental on the study book. Chris sits in the hallway talking to himself while Letty tries to quietly empty the room. If they get 75% of the stuff they will still get a partial reward.
 
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They got busted by Vance and Josie. My internet trooned iteself so I'm not sure if it was a mission from Jet or how it was resolved.

Everyone is downstairs now with Jet.

Earlier Letty made a gay joke about Bud Light. Didn't the troonery happen after the swatting? How much outside info are they given during their basement visits?
 
Jet takes her to BR4 where Chris and Ben are and says Ben is "Big Bear" and they must give him crack every time he cleans up for them. Downstairs gang is going to come and try to retrieve Big Bear. They can't allow that to happen.
The funny thing about this bit is that it's ripped STRAIGHT from GTA: San Andreas and there's absolutely no way it was a coincidence. There is a very minor character in that game called Big Bear who is basically a slave for some guy named B Dup and has to do his chores in exchange of crack rock. In one of the game's last missions CJ and his brother go to free Big Bear and get him off crack.
 
I'm confident it was. And yeah I remember snippets sounding very important but I couldnt say about when it was. I guess if the archives show an extremely long set of >15 MB files two days ago that might be it?
Day 25 Nick did his interviews in B4 and got to know Frank a bit.

 
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