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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
MAURO BACK

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Everyone with a tiny ounce of personality is there. Then there's the fucking MASSIVE waste of space slumping on the couch in the back. God, what a everything-vacuum.

EDIT: Lardo falls off the couch and is struggling to get back up. The thud is so loud it's clearly heard in the kitchen. He finally manages to get up, slowly waddles (while breathing loudly and heavily) over to the basement door and knocks. Probably needs his diaper changed.
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10:58 or 10:59PM Living Room
Chris falls off the couch and struggles to get up.

Plz clip thx

11:04PM
Betty the Letty clone enters

TTS "Betty are you jewish? Betty are you jewish? Betty are you jewish? Betty are you jewish? Betty are you jewish? "

Betty: "Not really, but my grandparents go to sinagogue."
 
Chat was hoping lardass left the show, nah, he's back. Sadly.

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EDIT: Betty confirmed vegan. She asked if the shot she was given was vegan and Letty asked if she actually was.
 
I hope Betty can deliver unlike Ella. I feel like at this point only truly crazy people can last as a freeloader. The fish are kind of used to the craziness at this point but it's hard to imagine someone somewhat normal coming in and being able to deal with Chris for any amount of time, especially since he'll probably get gross with her.
 
11:32PM
TTS: "Is Chris going to hit on Betty now since Letty rejected him"

I thought Chris went upstairs to cry and hide after he fell off the couch. He has melted himself onto the couch again and is pretending to be asleep or just ignoring everyone.

At least he's being quiet for once. Maybe those CBD gummies came through.
 
Lardo is much more of a 'legal liability' than simmons ever was at this point. But not involving kids this time. As far as we know, anyway.

Also Jet and white shark showed up and dumped a can of 'clam juice' on Letty randomly.
 
wow if they brought maru back i dont understand how bad or how good the next part of this will bee. either way tts is cheep now(175 coins) and i got double coins for my season pass now i guess

thanks for the updates cabbage. you are the hero we dont deserve
 
code123 said:
wow if they brought maru back i dont understand how bad or how good the next part of this will bee. either way tts is cheep now(175 coins) and i got double coins for my season pass now i guess

thanks for the updates cabbage. you are the hero we dont deserve
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He's back as a freeloader. Not as an 'official contestant'.
They also updated the contestant page now. Mauro's under freeloader, and they copypasted Letty for Betty.


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Someone used the Shark attack toy
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Cheers. Didn't know that was a thing now.
And I finally figured out how to multiquote, yaaaayyyyy.
 
Day 29 11:45-ish
Chris wants to kill Betty. It's the first time he's spoken since Mauro arrived. The fish asked him what he's talking about and he says it was F marry kill TTS. Josie says he doesn't have to answer and asks if he wants to kill Betty. Fatty says "Yup"

11:49PM
TTS "Betty you better protect your bussy one of the fish can't take no for an answer."
Awkward silence before Betty askes what is a bussy.
The girls have to tell her lol
 
I just want to note here Fatty passed "how would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast today?" question meaning his IQ is above 90. He said he would feel lethargic and cranky.

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BETTYS A VEGAN
YOU EAT SHIT
YOU EAT SHIT
BETTYS BETTER
LOOK AT HER
LOOK AT HER
SHES BETTER
SHES THE BEST
 
Day 30 12:04AM BR1
Jet takes Betty and Josie aside to tell Josie not to hog the spotlight. Everyone watches whichever room they are in. Betty is going have "front and center. Josie you sleep on the floor and go ahead and make her bed because she's new. Take a back seat and if Betty is wearing stripes try not to wear stripes."

Jet: "Josie you're a support character now. You got bring Betty up because she's better"

As he leaves the room he tells Betty "You're better than Josie"
 
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