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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Day 30 12:05-12:20AM BR1
Josie is super excited about having Betty as a roommate. She is giddy showing Betty how the light switch works and explaining where to display plushies because the audience likes when the plushies are on display.

I'm not a Josiecel, but I think some of this is worth clipping.
 
Shalashaskaa said:
So while the Kiwifarms was down, I made the unfortunate decision to go to /tv/ for the social commentary. I then see some faggot report the Tank to Stripe which seems to be in vain considering this is from May 10th. I could not tell if he was just trolling but this is 4chan I'm talking about here. From what he was posting I think he just hates Sam Hyde and wanted to spite him. I decided to save the screencaps for posteritys sake. I thought today would be pretty good to post em especially after learning today that the Greeks wont revoke our Certificate.
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Though it's not really relevant anymore, I think that /tv/fag did manage to disrupt the stream for a little while. Shortly after those screenshots were leaked, Sam tweeted that Stripe suspended their account.

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Coincidentally, they stopped TTS for the entire day while they figured out what was going on. It looks like they were able to get the account reinstated by the next day though.
 
a great big cabbage said:
Day 30 12:05-12:20AM BR1
Josie is super excited about having Betty as a roommate. She is giddy showing Betty how the light switch works and explaining where to display plushies because the audience likes when the plushies are on display.

I'm not a Josiecel, but I think some of this is worth clipping.
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I happen to be a josiecel, I'll get some or all of it up here when I can. Josie was really excited for her new roomy and very accommodating.
Worth acknowledging she was inundated with TTS as well and ignored every negative message while acknowledging all positive ones.
 
A Humble Moose said:
I want to see Fatty attempt to throw himself out of the B4 windows to end it all and fail to do so because he can't move fast enough or jump so he just falls back on his back in the middle of the room and just cries his soul out. Then he gets hit with the audience laughter sound effect.
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Homie he wouldn't be able to fit through the window.
 
So in case anyone reads back and needs to know where in the timeline we're at. Chris admitted to betty (Letty's clone brought on) that he asked letty out earlier in the week. Then while continuing to flirt with betty, TTS told him he'd get a lootcrate if he pulled his ass out.
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After flirting for a bit longer about starwars and making chewbaka noises, he goes downstairs and mentions being sorry for getting his ass out on camera. Jet comes upstairs to tell him while he may not be getting a lootcrate, being naked is fine. "You can be completely naked." He wouldn't really do it right?
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He chased people around a little, danced at the camera, ran upstairs to scare vance, and yet the entire time I don't think we actually saw his dick once. Ethan ralph look out, Chris is coming for the Gunt trophy! About ten minutes later, Jet came up to laugh with everyone, but after Josie seemed actually scared in her room, he made chris put pants back on. I wasn't watching her so I don't know.
 
Josie has been officially... BUCKBROKEN!

The moment Fatty took off his clothes she started covering her view of him.
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Then she ran up to her bed and hid under the blanket. (I assume) she started crying, she's been also ignoring the TTS.
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Josie most affected by ASF's nudity. She retires to her bed (now on the floor) and gets supporting TTS and an unusual amount of bully TTS. One of the worst nights for her to date in the Fishtank ™️ She managed to not seeing anything, or so she says.
Jet exclaimed that they know how to make Josie crack now after checking up on her.


Blood is in the water. Josie Gang... I don't feel so good.
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Meowstery said:
So in case anyone reads back and needs to know where in the timeline we're at. Chris admitted to betty (Letty's clone brought on) that he asked letty out earlier in the week. Then while continuing to flirt with betty, TTS told him he'd get a lootcrate if he pulled his ass out.
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After flirting for a bit longer about starwars and making chewbaka noises, he goes downstairs and mentions being sorry for getting his ass out on camera. Jet comes upstairs to tell him while he may not be getting a lootcrate, being naked is fine. "You can be completely naked." He wouldn't really do it right?
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He chased people around a little, danced at the camera, ran upstairs to scare vance, and yet the entire time I don't think we actually saw his dick once. Ethan ralph look out, Chris is coming for the Gunt trophy! About ten minutes later, Jet came up to laugh with everyone, but after Josie seemed actually scared in her room, he made chris put pants back on. I wasn't watching her so I don't know.
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Jet did also say you can't chase the women around.
TBH so far this dude is a much more legal liability than simmons ever was. And a safety hazard.
 
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
Josie has been officially... BUCKBROKEN!

The moment Fatty took off his clothes she started covering her view of him.
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Then she ran up to her bed and hid under the blanket. (I assume) she started crying, she's been also ignoring the TTS.
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Someone mentioned before that he thought Chris was a sex abuse survivor, but someone replied that he wasn't acting like one.
This is waaaaaaay more like how a sex abuse survivor acts in reality. Combine that with the fact she dabbled with trooning out and effects a very child-like personality and the rates of that shit among Native Americans and I'm suddenly very queasy and sad watching this.
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Someone mentioned before that he thought Chris was a sex abuse survivor, but someone replied that he wasn't acting like one.
This is waaaaaaay more like how a sex abuse survivor acts in reality. Combine that with the fact she dabbled with trooning out and effects a very child-like personality and the rates of that shit among Native Americans and I'm suddenly very queasy and sad watching this.
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I haven't seen it for over a week but people did some speculation on if Josie was sexually abused to explain some of her characteristics. I hope that isn't the case and she just can't stand naked blob sex pests running around.
She has said she doesn't like coomer talk and walked away from it and is very protective of showing her feet. Yet she seemed to have fun when Frank Hassle cornered her twice in an attempt to rip the grocery bags off her feet.

She's also shared that she normally dresses more girly back home but bought the baggy clothes for Fishtank. Kinda runs counter to the shorts and anime schoolgirl outfit she brought but she's painfully naive so who knows.
 
That was pretty weird. Jet came up to Vance's room with a phone, held the screen up to Vance and let him read whatever was on it, his flash went off a few times and he said something like "So we'll force it," and Vance agreed. Noooo idea what the fuck, lol. (edit: added video)

Also just to add summary to the thread: shortly after Vance overhead the TTS telling Fatty to go upstairs and apologize to Josie, he got out of bed and went downstairs to warn Fatty not to.
 
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Aidan said:
I haven't seen it for over a week but people did some speculation on if Josie was sexually abused to explain some of her characteristics. I hope that isn't the case and she just can't stand naked blob sex pests running around.
She has said she doesn't like coomer talk and walked away from it and is very protective of showing her feet. Yet she seemed to have fun when Frank Hassle cornered her twice in an attempt to rip the grocery bags off her feet.

She's also shared that she normally dresses more girly back home but bought the baggy clothes for Fishtank. Kinda runs counter to the shorts and anime schoolgirl outfit she brought but she's painfully naive so who knows.
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Even though it's nigh impossible to tell; it clearly wouldn't surprise me if she was a victim in that sort of way. The Hassle argument is something that I think is an outlier as just because someone might have been abused in the past; it doesn't necessarily mean that trying to take bags off her feet is somehow going to trigger her.

Josie clearly didn't seem bothered by Frank, not sure why, maybe she knows his shtick or had him figured out. Could also be that for SA and the like, it only really effects "some" relationships with certain individuals. If she was raped/molested by a big ol' fat dude she's going to have issues with seeing a naked one. However even if she was sexually abused by a big ol' scary Hassle like figure I don't think she's going to wig out because he tried to get her to take off grocery bags.

These two things are not the same.

Aversion to coomer talk is pretty based, the girls that enjoy that or are into that shit clearly have some self-esteem issues (Letty, Sylvia, Ella even). That's why I enjoy Josie, she doesn't acknowledge the comments on her body and overall has just been a great contestant. I'm not sure if Betty will feed into that shit like Letty does, but I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt as new girl.

However I will iterate what I said in chat. She didn't intentionally try to fuck up their fun, she just left because it was too much for her. That's both thoughtful to everyone else, and Fatty; she understands clearly that it's for content, though the girl clearly has boundaries and that crossed it.

So SA or not, pretty based Josie W.
 
ASF has so far brought forth a deluge of content to the tank. His annoying antics will never cease to be funny to me, and he does seem like a genuinely nice dude although admittedly a bit clueless. He should definitely stay until the end of the show just because of how much he chaps several of the contestants' and viewers' asses (same logic applies to Letty btw). In contrast, big fat gay Mauro should not have come back and should be kicked asap
 
Thanks for the updates, everyone. I miss most of the good stuff because it always happens when I can't watch the show, so catching up through this thread has really helped. It's much easier to digest than the /tv/ threads.
 
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