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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Day 30 1:13PM
Jet arrives. He goes upstairs and notices the new decor in BR1 and checks the rooms for sleeping fish.

Meanwhile in the kitchen Chris pesters Betty about a bunch of fat nerd stuff in hopes of her being insane enough to give him sex.

Hog is still asleep upstairs. Letty has yet to appear from the safety of her Chris-proof goblin cave.

Jet returns to the kitchen and says he can't find Hog, Mauro, Letty, and Vance. Even though he definitely saw Hog when he was upstairs and Letty has been hiding from Chris in BR4 bathroom.

Jet goes back upstairs to gaslight Letty about Betty being cuter, cleaning up, and wearing an outfit that Letty can't compete with and informing her "it's a lost cause" to which Letty just giggles. Jet returns to the kitchen again to reprimand the girls for body shaming Fatty.

TTS is back to back.. Mostly retarded but a few good ones mixed in

1:31PM Living Room
Jet has everyone meet on the couch.
  • Viewers are confused because they could tell Vance and Lance apart, but Letty and Betty look too much alike.
  • The joke is confusing and isn't funny.
  • The new rule is they both can't be in the same room at the same time.
  • The fish can choose who they want: "Letty come in here and help us clean" or "Hey, Betty, come in here with us"
  • He wants the fish to mediate Betty & Letty
  • They vote who should stay downstairs right now
  • The fish want Betty so Letty is banished upstairs
 
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1:43PM BR3
Jet enters the room with Letty. She asks if he's there to scream at her. He says no and laughs because she's been conditioned to think of being screamed at when she sees him.

Jet asks about why she gave up on Chris. Jet is telling Letty to gently friendzone him, but it will be difficult now that Betty is there flashing her perfect figure. Letty says those cat thigh-highs are retarded and Jet is just trying to neg her about some tumblr girls crap.

Jet tells her to "shut up" and says that Betty looks way better but she doesn't have Letty's personality. He says "don't string Chris along but if you play this game alone, that's your decision" insinuating she needs Chris because she has no other allies in the tank
 
I forgot to tell you guys, and I'm not sure if it's already been said on here, if you right click the screen and hit "show all controls" you can make the vid go in fullscreen without the chat by clicking the fullscreen button in the bottom right.
 
about 2:00PM BR3
Chris enters Letty's room. She gently friendzones him while TTS tries their best to get Letty and/or Chris molested. Letty's genius plan is send a naked Chris into whichever room the other fish are in so as to disrupt them and negate the Betty/Letty different rooms rule. Chris enthusiastically agrees with the caveat that he would warn Josie because she seems extra-disgusted by his nudity.


TTS "Is Chris even physically capable of sex?"
Chris "surprisingly yes and I can even do some karma sutra"

TTS is gunning for kiss or hug or something and Chris can hardly contain his grapey tendencies

2:10PM
Chris wants $500 for his nudity and protection services. Letty somehow uses verbal jew-jitsu on him and he starts talking about some definitely real nerdy girl he has back home.

She just happens to like all the dumb shit Fatty does like Star Wars, Jurassic Park, Warhammer 40K, and... motor bikes, which Fatty is now claiming to be an expert on and have experience building.

Letty says she doesn't want to pay Chris a fishbuck for help
Chris says he knows his worth and walks away
 
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A Humble Moose said:
Can anyone figure out what is all over the blanket that Betty has been sleeping with all night? It looks like either coffee stains or shit. It's been bugging me this entire night.
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Not coffee stains since certain of the larger areas have a 3-dimensionality about them. And had "Betty" shit herself, most of the shit would be crammed inside her panties, as well as oozed-out under the blanket - not on top of it. But it does look a lot like shit. Perhaps she offended the rest of "the fish" and they struck in the middle of the night when she was asleep, each in turn dropping a lump on her while she slept.
 
2:40PM
Jet takes the girls to BR1
He tells them Fatty is fragile and they need to give him a makeover. He gives them black hair dye and tells Hog to share some of her makeup with Fatty. Jet tells them to make Fatty feel beautiful, powerful, wanted, and attractive.
 
People on the /ftl threads were referencing Betty's Tumblr but not posting links, I wondered if she was an actress but I guess she's just another weirdo.

Jet's getting hooked on being on camera, I'm seeing him more than some of the fish.
 
Chris has been hounding Letty for the better part of the afternoon about using him as an enforcer to harass the others.
He has negotiated himself down from 5k to 500 bucks.
He's terrible at this and he reeks of desperation.
Letty is too stupid to realize she can just lie and tell him to fuck off when he comes to collect.
 
Chris chilling on the kitchen island while trying to negotiate a deal with Letty about getting naked again to harass the other (mainly Josie) contestants.
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He has been negotiating with her all morning about it and Letty's original offer was one fish buck. They kind of agreed on it, but then he came back later and tried feeding Letty some BS about Sylvia offering him a better deal (five fish bucks, I believe), probably to get more money out of Letty and in reality, there is no Sylvia deal at all. However, Letty instantly pressed [X] doubt and simply said no. So for the last hour, Chris has been badgering Letty with worse and worse deals (for him). Letty obviously understands he is negotiating from a position of weakness/desperation and doesn't actually have a better deal lined up so she's standing by her original offer like Stonewall Jackson. Chris also keeps referring to himself as a ho who needs to get paid for his "services". All in all, extremely Islamic Content.
 
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grapeshark77 said:
People on the /ftl threads were referencing Betty's Tumblr but not posting links, I wondered if she was an actress but I guess she's just another weirdo.
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Don't know of any tumblr, all I know is that this is supposedly her Instagram but idk, that profile pic looks a bit too anorexic.
However it gives us the name Ariel Jeane and judging from the profile pic on a Pinterest profile under that name and comparing it to Betty's pic on the fishtank website it could definitely be her.
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There's also vegan recipes and stuff. I'm not invested enough to dig any further though.
 
A Humble Moose said:
I think our new freeloader may be a cutter. I think I caught the scars fairly well with this one.

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Does anyone have her social media? It was posted on /tv/ but I can't remember, it was something like @_pinksoks or something.

Anyway, she has a few pictures where you can see her forearms and the cutting scars are brutal. It makes the ones on Letty's arm in that one pic look like nothing. You could see some on her calves when she was sleeping this morning too.

Thankfully none look fresh though, hopefully she's past that because that's such a bummer.
 
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Not coffee stains since certain of the larger areas have a 3-dimensionality about them. And had "Betty" shit herself, most of the shit would be crammed inside her panties, as well as oozed-out under the blanket - not on top of it. But it does look a lot like shit. Perhaps she offended the rest of "the fish" and they struck in the middle of the night when she was asleep, each in turn dropping a lump on her while she slept.
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It's a tortilla/burrito blanket
 
It'd be a lot funnier if they allowed Betty & Letty to team up and scheme together instead of trying to make them fight. This forced "make everything hard for Letty" thing has gotten old. The producers really need to stop interfering so much too, and let the group dynamics play out naturally. We're seeing way too much of Jet.
 
Glycine said:
It'd be a lot funnier if they allowed Betty & Letty to team up and scheme together instead of trying to make them fight. This forced "make everything hard for Letty" thing has gotten old.
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Letty must pay the blood price for Josiecoin plummeting last night. The golden calf is sacred.
 
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