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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
sadbird said:
It's a tortilla/burrito blanket
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By Jiminy! I believe you're right!

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A poster in the fish tank live thread on /tv/ plans to propose to our favorite, stimming, autistic, native girl.
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He left her birthdate and SSN blank, odd you don't know your fiancé's birthday, but who am I to stand in the way of young love?
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When Letty asked Vance where he and Mauro were all day, Vance says in the basement.

Later Vance and Mauro are in B3 with Letty. I couldn't hear what Mauro said but Letty blurts out "You weren't in the basement all day!" And Mauro tries to backtrack.

Letty says she is jealous of anyone who gets a break from the tank.

It is pretty gay, even for the wiggers' track record, to arbitrarily let one fish have time out of the tank.

I think this is a relevant detail since the Letty/Fatty arc continues:
Earlier today, Jet took Fatty into BR4 and told him to negotiate with Letty and "get something now up front, not later" which is why Fatty kept changing the terms of his deal. Also, he's too retarded to literally just repeat a sentence so of course he's going to be a failure at focusing for ten seconds and making a deal about being naked. I didn't keep the exact time but that conversation would have taken place between 1:40 and 2:40PM in B4.
 
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This Is Violence Now said:
Pretty sure both of them were working on World Peace 2 skits, all day. Sam asked Vance to act in WP2 like yesterday.
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I heard that was the reason. I just think it messes with the dynamic between the fish.

I will be curious to see if Vance starts thinking he is immune in the challenges or has a change in attitude as a result of being involved with WP2.


Has anyone confirmed that Vance and/or Mauro are actually working on WP2 or is this an elaborate troll by Sam?
 
Cocklaunch said:
A poster in the fish tank live thread on /tv/ plans to propose to our favorite, stimming, autistic, native girl.View attachment 5126714
He left her birthdate and SSN blank, odd you don't know your fiancé's birthday, but who am I to stand in the way of young love?
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This is the most autistic shit ever, I actually hope this guy goes outside and gets help what the fuck.
 
7:25PM BR3
Chris barges in to yell at Letty for "shitting in the toilet and putting Josie's plushy in there."

Letty says she didn't shit, the shit was already there.

Chris is an angry fat guy and yells while walking off.

Letty laughs and says Josie didn't even care.

Josie is in BR1 with Betty and neither seem upset in the least.

EDIT: In the time it took to check the Josie cam, Chris has acquired a solo cup full of shit and is menacing Letty and Mauro with it.

7:40PM BR3
Hog has convinced Betty to go into BR3 and tell Letty "You can't be in the same room as me."

Letty tells Vance and Mauro to vote.
Vance votes Betty stays since he hasn't talked with her yet.
Mauro votes Letty stays.

Stalemate achieved.

Hog walks by and tells Letty to leave. Letty says she isn't going to leave because Hog isn't going to stay in the room and the next vote would be the same stalemate again. Hog cries for Josie to come in and be a petty fat fat large stupid. Josie comes to the room and realizes she is neither dumb enough nor large enough to care about this petty shit and stims off to some other place leaving the Hog to seethe in front of the other fish.

TTS goes in for Hog while Betty makes veiled threats and Hog seethes about her 60IQ plan failing.

7:44PM
Red Shark enters and lures Hog out of the room with food
 
8:00-ish BR3 to Living Room
Mauro improvises a glove and takes the shit cup downstairs.
Fatty most effected.
Fatty yells that Letty is a shit-queen and then starts singing.

He is legit scary how one minute he is tries to impress Letty and the next he is pissed at her for friendzoning him.
 
A few thoughts:

-The sharks/ Jet pile up on Letty way too much, she's the one person who will start shit in the tank from her own volition, but they milk her so hard

-Chris has ruined the show, yes he makes it a hellhouse for the others but he's a liability and the fat retard shit gets old quick

-Josie simps are pretty retarded, she's just a socially awkward girl who's doing her best to cope with the situation, all these projections are retarded
 
8:25PM Living Room
Fatty is still being passive aggressive to Letty. She came downstairs to get the broom and Fatty tells her she is shitty or some similar shit reference. Letty laughs and says ok and continues upstairs.

I'm perplexed at how Fatty's mind works and how dark he is underneath his jolly fat guy who has frequent depressing meltdowns facade.
 
Our next trick is so devilish, you'll think it's just wrong.
The fat guy can no longer sing copyright songs!
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a great big cabbage said:
8:25PM Living Room
Fatty is still being passive aggressive to Letty. She came downstairs to get the broom and Fatty tells her she is shitty or some similar shit reference. Letty laughs and says ok and continues upstairs.

I'm perplexed at how Fatty's mind works and how dark he is underneath his jolly fat guy who has frequent depressing meltdowns facade.
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Everybody liked Fatty in an edited documentary, but extended time watching him raw it turns out he was as giant of a piece of shit as the people that abused him.
 
about 9:09PM BR3 to Living Room
Betty enters BR3 and throws beans on Letty.

Letty has a can of lentils on the dresser and she and Mauro go downstairs and dump them on Betty.

Letty retreats to B3 where is she followed by a Shark and Hog.

The Shark dumps water, cheese, and some other food on Letty. Hog watches with confused jealousy that right now Letty is both getting attention and food.


Betty is not very entertaining nor is she very clever or even likeable. She seems to have fallen under Hog's spell and does the dumbest, fattest, pettiest "pranks" to Letty.

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Questions about Betty
  • Can anyone confirm if Betty is troon?
  • Are the arm scars from cutting or burns? Maybe skin graft or something else?
 
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