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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
a great big cabbage said:
It is pretty gay, even for the wiggers' track record, to arbitrarily let one fish have time out of the tank.
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STAY INSIDE, no weed.

Look, I get there's exceptions that need to be made and shit. During the swatting event the fish were forced outside for the day because they had no other option. I can even get Damiel coming back the first time (despite it being terrible content wise) because he has no chance at winning the final prize. However, letting Vance outside for even a small amount of time is complete bullshit no matter how you slice it.

There is a huge psychological aspect to this show. Not going outside and lacking fresh air/sunlight can really fuck with a person. Having to interact with the same eight people every day can also get tiresome and take its toll mentally. People were pissed off that the fish were given phones and let outside because in a way it refreshes them. Any crazy shit a bored person might do gets completely filtered after they're no longer bored. On top of that, the mental toll being inside for an extended takes on someone is completely refreshed as well.

Vance got to go outside for roughly 12 hours, interact with other people, and have a great time outside of the house. Because of this we can rightfully presume he has a completely refreshed mental state and therefore any chance of him leaving or snapping has been completely destroyed. It doesn't matter how small that chance is.

Furthermore, as far as I can tell (and unless the screenshots were faked) Jet knows this was a retarded decision, as he tweeted out about Vance being gone for WP2 with a picture of Vance having a bro moment with his chigger boyfriend. It was accompanied by Jet saying something along the lines of "Don't worry guys, he doesn't have a phone lololol." As if the phone is the only thing that matters. Jet then proceeded to delete this tweet. Damiel posted the same image and also deleted it later on. Vance should not get a shot at the grand prize because of this, or at the very least he should be forced to endure a punishment for this. Solitary confinement with naked ASF or something along those lines.
 
Letty rapped in the confessional. Kiwifarms exclusive upload. Low volume so turn up.

 
Letty messing up the pigsty with Fatty pretending to be on her side. Then acts like he had no part in it (after wiping his ass on the hog's bed and vape).
Content warning, naked ASF.

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Sylvia gets clammed

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She then proceded to seethe around the kitchen topless with Ben loudly exclaiming "She needs to put some fucking clothes on!"
 
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11:00PM Kitchen
TTS rolling in fast

One of the clever ones was something like "This is directed at no one particular oink oink oink"

They're going after Hog the hardest.

11:10PM
  • Jet enters. He claims it was a big day for everyone and a lot happened today.
  • He is going to turn off TTS (it seems like it's to protect Mauro)
  • Mandatory task is for each fish to spend time chatting with Mauro and to decompress
  • Jet is doing Drunk POS challenge part deux: day drinking boogaloo tomorrow

Allegedly this is Betty's tumblr

WARNING it's very grapey and definitely NSFW
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This appears to be her (posted on the same tumblr):
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No idea what those middle two pics are. I'm sure something very Islamic
 
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for those asking whether Fatty is actually a deranged weirdo or only hamming it up: just look at him and listen. he's like a grotesque caricature of a circus sideshow and yet walks around naked with no shame. that's not confidence and self-love, either. you can listen to him talk for 10 seconds and realize he isn't confident in a healthy and rational way.

sometimes people would benefit by not second-guessing their eyes and ears. we evolved to recognize this shit subconsciously. even the supposedly "self-aware" freakshows are often abusing the narrative for pity, clout, escaping accountability, or money (see: boogie)
 
OK: My current theory on what just happened.
I think based on that video I posed yesterday, Vance had some inkling of what was going to happen today? He seemed to have confusion about what the steps were today and Jet said that if [something] doesn't happen then they will "force it."

Letty had to deal with being completely alone with a fairly unwinnable challenge - spend all day with Chris while the other fish act rude, and Betty aggressively takes her stuff calls her a bitch and throws food at her. Mauro claimed he would assist her in trashing Sylvia's room in order to for Sylvia to give her one of the PSAT books, then he bolted as soon as Sylvia caught them forcing her into a confrontation alone. She resorted to throwing one of Josie's plushes into the B4 bathroom in a bid to get the book....... Chris retorted by filling a cup with pee and putting it in her room. When Vance took her to box, Mauro stole her suitcase, and Letty retaliated by... stealing her own things back from Betty instead of aggressing. Jet pitched the way Mauro left clearly to cast Letty as the reason why.

If things had gone differently - if Letty had not been hit with Sylvia's vape during the confrontation (increasing her sense of righteous anger) if Chris hadn't responded with the singular most piss-oriented action since Mauro entered the house thus eclipsing Letty's responsibility, if Letty had done something piss-oriented to get back at Mauro, then she would have been DEAD today, for sure. But the arguments the other fish made for how it was all Letty's fault fell enormously flat.

The other thing was that during the big final confrontation, Vance was clearly trying to pretend to be much angrier and accusatory towards Letty than he actually felt. He overshot, and started smirking, and Letty noticed it. That completely fucked the attempt for sure, she realized the position she was in and how to get through it.

I'm still wondering though, what Jet meant by "force it" yesterday. I wonder if her fate is still sealed? That would be cheap as shit.
 
Logic said:
This has got to be THE most generous interpretation of Josie's actions and line of thinking I've seen to date. If this isn't textbook proof of skewed positive thinking in regards to josie, idk what is.
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Damn boy you really jumped the gun on this one. Just because I like Josie as a contestant none of what you said invalidated any part of my statement. I do the same shit when I get uncomfortable; maybe I'm just some god playing 4D chess while you are all playing checkers if the thought process of leaving and not making a big scene to not disrupt is somehow an unusual thing that people do.

Logic said:
she's a mary sue in your eyes.
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Nope, just a pretty neat chick relative to everyone else (easily one of the better ones though that's not saying much since all the girls suck major ass).

Logic said:
As for a past with sexual abuse, you could argue that her "boy" phase was an attempt to look less appealing to creeps or whoever was targeting her, but I have no proof of that
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Good observation; didn't think about that, it makes sense though. However as you said, no proof but it does line up with at least a good few examples I can think of in my own life (anecdotal evidence lol). Although from what i read outside of my own personal connections, it's a common tactic. Even the fact she wears baggy clothes for the fishtank (even though I think someone mentioned she said she usually wears more girly shit normally) would be another possible data point to look at. Wouldn't surprise me if molested or not though, she could just have issues with appearance in general.

Logic said:
tl;dr simps suck
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This isn't reddit, so why you whinging like it is. We just having fun.
For your benefit dear kiwi, but mostly because I like lists , my ratings of the contestants are as follows:

Vance: 5/10 (not impressed by the most recent behavior, FALLEN OFF)
Letty: 6/10 (if it wasn't for her shit (literally) I would put her as a 7, lost points because she's often heartless and tries to appeal to the crowd who are into psychos, so fake)
Mauro: 0/10 (he's a bitch)
Sylvia: 2/10 (only give her two points for when she ACTUALLY rarely does anything worth listening to)
Jon: 9/10 (because holy shit it was so funny and I STILL WATCH JONTENT ON THE JEWTUBE, a REAL J J J J J AND HE READS THE BIBLE ON LIVE STREAM, WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE! Can't give 10/10 because he left so early)
Josie: 8/10 (she's too quiet to give a full 10, and can be boring but is still interesting to watch thru all the stimming and it was KINO when Frank would fuck with her. Though she's rarely interesting unless someone brings it out)
Simmons: 2/12 (if her age is on the clock... you know the rest. Get's a two because he gave us a great SAM MOMENT and fuckin' scarred Mauro so bad the faggot left for several weeks)

Freeloaders:
Chip, Ella, and that one black guy, or anyone else who may have appeared.. if they aren't rated idgaf about them.
Chris: 7/10 (He's a sperg and I genuinely wish him the best, also he brings in the content)
Lance: 8/10 (YEEEAAAHHHHHH!)
Frank: 9/10 (what a piece of shit motherfucker, so funny)
Simon: 5/10 (mostly boring, sleeping ALL THE TIME. WEAK, SHIT MUSIC, was fun as PRES though seems like a genuinely nice dude. 3 points added because VIETNAM JON)

So if anything. I'm a Jon SIMP , a Josie-enjoyer, closeted ASF FANBOI, Mauro-denier, and still uncertain about Letty.

I would enjoy hearing what you fine other fishtankers think of the contestants, maybe (I WANT LISTS DAMNIT, please)
 
I really wish they'd stop making shit up and dogpiling on Letty as well as trying to force lardass on everyone. It's really to the show's detriment.
At this point Jet should just go up to Letty and flat out tell her he wants her to leave. At least be honest about the show's blatant bias.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
I really wish they'd stop making shit up and dogpiling on Letty as well as trying to force lardass on everyone. It's really to the show's detriment.
At this point Jet should just go up to Letty and flat out tell her he wants her to leave. At least be honest about the show's blatant bias.
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I'm so sick of seeing him and his "gaslights" that most of the time the contestants just play along knowing it's bullshit. He will take a random funny thought and then stretch it to absurd lengths torturing the viewers. Like with the detective sketch. He took every single member for a separate 15 minute boring as shit interrogations about nothing stalling the show, only to later go: "oh and btw it was Frank and Letty" because he didn't know how to conclude that hours long epic troll. All while copying Sam's mannerisms and vocabulary almost 1:1.

The censorship of TTS and favoritism are annoying, too. He claims it's just snitching that's not allowed, but then he will block negative TTS if he deems it not appropriate to his retarded narrative in his head. Fishtoys are more severe towards people deemed to be ok to be hated and super light to more liked ones. Yesterday there was a shark attack on Josie and all they did was go into her room with a megaphone doing stupid noises. Shark went downstairs and most probably was told to go back and do more after seeing all the hate in chat for giving her a preferential treatment. So he went joker mode this time and spilled sugar on her that she just brushed off. Compared to throwing sticky and stinky liquids onto Sylvia or Letty ruining their belongings in process. In past hour Sylvia got some pepper in her eyes as well. Obviously this faggot is simping for the MS-13 guro lover and it's so annoying to watch. Sam should have more control over this show instead of that wigger copycat.

Also this:
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He's not liking the uncensored discussion about the show and the archives of his e-girl dick pick saga.
 
Cameras are down again, this time for a good 20 minutes, still down as of now. Seems weird to have this many issues in the dead of night.

Edit: Cams have been down for over an hour. Banner at the bottom says "Chris Broke The Fishtank".
 
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Frank may be returning to the tank at some point. Found this on YT here. It may or may not be real, but felt the need to post it anyways just in case.



He also may or may not be returning with a squad of midgets. We can only hope.

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