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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Sylvia last night after going to her room. I hope they remove her this week.
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As a side-note, they must've made absolute bank yesterday by not moderating TTS as heavily as they usually do and making it cheaper. It was going off non-stop in B1 (Josie, Betty, Sylvia), B3 (Letty and later Mauro and Vance), and living room (ASF) for like 6-8 hours straight. Conservatively estimating 2 TTS messages per room a minute, they must've netted like 30-50k from that alone, plus whatever sound effects people were playing, loot crates, shark attacks, taking Letty's bed away, etc. Even if the hosting fees are still 10k a day, there's no way the project is not hugely profitable for the producers at this point. In a way, it makes perfect sense, because Jet & co know the whole thing is fucked anyway so why not extract as much cash as possible from it while it's still going on. It's probably going to get even more lax as time goes on.
 
12:54PM
Staying in bed until after noon defeats the purpose of day drinking in general and especially defeats the purpose of doing a Drunk POS Day Drinking Challenge.

Betty is cleaning.

The other fish are still trying to sleep. Except for Chris, he yells "Shut up, Steven!!" at the TTS

Just a few meters away it's as if "Steven" has advice for Fatty:
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Another thing I forgot to mention. I didn't pay much attention to the gangsters/wizards/whatever the fuck thing where they carry a backpack and have to study for exams thing BUT... I saw that someone took Letty's book and tried to destroy it so that she can't study for the exams, and she maybe did something similar to their book idk. To me that looks like a disqualification from the challenge, cause clearly you're not playing by the rules of studying and winning fair and square, when you resort to stealing books and destroying them to fuck over the other person. How is that different from the time Letty stole Jon's baby and shook it in the laundry room? I wonder if the producers will even mention this or just ignore lol.
 
This Is Violence Now said:
Another thing I forgot to mention. I didn't pay much attention to the gangsters/wizards/whatever the fuck thing where they carry a backpack and have to study for exams thing BUT... I saw that someone took Letty's book and tried to destroy it so that she can't study for the exams, and she maybe did something similar to their book idk. To me that looks like a disqualification from the challenge, cause clearly you're not playing by the rules of studying and winning fair and square, when you resort to stealing books and destroying them to fuck over the other person. How is that different from the time Letty stole Jon's baby and shook it in the laundry room? I wonder if the producers will even mention this or just ignore lol.
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Producers don't care at this point, they welcome such shenanigans.
Giving some leeway, earlier on Fishtank tried to at least appear more stringent on rules and fairness and it's undulated with how much producers pretend to care with the fish but fish last week or so were basically told no holds barred.

On the books, Letty is the only one who stands to gain from using them. She's never taken the PSAT/SAT and was studying sometimes. Josie was the only other one studying worth a damn but she's so far ahead of the pack on math and probably reading that it hardly matters if she studies.
Vance and Sylvia didn't really study and say they don't understand anything which is pathetic for Vance since he at least took the SAT before so should know how to prep.
 
Aidan said:
Josie bias comes in the form of having her own room for most of fishtank and having negative TTS moderated for her more than anyone else. The TTS alone can hurt her but she hides it. Rooming her with someone like Fatty or Letty should have been done a long time ago.
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For sure. She roomed with the Hog at the beginning. I'm not sure why that changed. It was jarring to not watch for a couple of weeks only to come back and see the house destroyed except for Josies room.
 
afternoon_tea said:
Something about Betty is so unsettling to me. It's not anything she's done, her demeanor is just creepy to me, reminds me of Isabella Janke. Like someone who would make crush videos for fun.
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Betty is a violent rape fetishist.
 
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2:10PM Downstairs
Jet arrives and Chris talks about a ghost. Jet pretends to be confused. Letty tells Jet about Chris screaming at TTS. Chris claims there is a 200 year old ghost from WW1 that is in the house and pissed off. It's somehow Letty's fault. She says Chris should get some sleep and he responds that if he tries to sleep the ghost will haunt him.

It's hard to follow partly because Chris is retarded and hard to understand and partly because the bit is so obnoxiously dull. "Steven" is the ghost that "takes over" the TTS and is somehow different than a normal TTS.

Letty angered the ghost by not playing "hot or not" with the ghost.
Jet doesn't believe in ghosts and tells Chris to sleep.

INB4 Chris says the ghost will leave if someone gives him some sexy time.

After Jet leaves the sfx are intensified. They want to break him.
 
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Chris may be trickier than I'd normally give him credit for but some backstory that is likely relevant.
TTS mentioned the ghosts in the garage one night and everyone joked about how TTS keeps mentioning it. Chris went to investigate, seemingly in earnest, and came back and said there's definitely something in the garage.

Letty played along and went as well, did her bit, then went back to everyone saying the ghost thought she was cute. Naturally she said this to mess with Chris.
Chris brought up something weird being in the house the following night but everyone was pretty dismissive and laughed at TTS referencing ghosts.

Curious if Fatty is legit losing it and thinks the house is haunted, I'd be shocked if he could commit to a bit for more than 5 minutes, let alone lead into it over the course of days.
 
popnloch ness monster said:
oh no no no no
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This is taking nearly 30 minutes to upload as a 360p archive. This will likely be the last video I archive onto the forum until we're back on the clear net and it's a fucking Turkey Tom video. What has my life become? I fucking hate trannies so fucking much bros. I also hate worthless spineless faggots like Turkey Tom who willingly carry water for these mentally ill self-mutilating abominations that keep trying to shut down our forum because we won't just accept them and let them rape people and lie to themselves, the world, and God every single day of their lives. I hope every one of them, including Turkey "Tranny-Lover" Tom get what's coming to them in the end. TTD!

 
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Apparently someone ordered a Shark Attack on Fatty. Red Shark enters the living room holding a glass of jam in one hand, orders Fatty so sit up on the couch and then proceeds to throw TicTacs at him. After he's out of TicTacs to throw he starts rubbing jam on Fatty, then signals Fatty to get up and closer to the camera and continues to apply jam.
Letty says "I don't know who this is more degrading for, you or the shark..." and a perfectly timed "Audience Laughing" media starts playing.
 
They're doing this fake "GIVE US MORE MONEY" shit again. Also I don't know who this is. And probably don't want to.


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Day 31 4:04PM BR1
Ben takes Josie upstairs

Tells her she is doing good in the competition.

"There are lots of good things about you. I want to talk to you about your drawings. You lack technical skills. You're still new though so this a good thing. You can break out of this rudimentary style. Anime is an over saturated industry. We are going to take your art and move it into a more modern-realism. When you draw from now on think about light and shadows. Think from a more technical standpoint and ask yourself if it will pass as photo-realistic."

He goes on for a while... I can't take it.

This is a prime example of the un-funny ideas the producers do that immediately fall flat. It's not even really absurdist humour it's just dumb.

Day 31 4:16PM
Jet returns with booze
Tries to get the fish to improvise an addiction
They don't even try to roll with it
Vance says his addicition is glue

Jet "The last drunk challenge was a success because we lost sponsors. The whole reason we're doing this is because Mauro missed the first one. You know the rules except it will be tougher this time. There will be two winners. There will be two teams based on two types of liquor: dark and clear. Only drink one type otherwise you will vomit early and lose. This will go on for hours try to pace."

He asks the fish what drunk pos do

Letty: break stuff
Vance: fight
Mauro: talk shit

The day drinking begins at the very end of the day. Good job, Jet, you zoomer nigger.

Edit: He mentioned teams, but I don't think he split the fish into teams.
 
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4:25-ish Kitchen
Letty can be heard saying something about how she gets flirty when she drinks.

Chris perked up when he heard it and then asked Jet something. Jet nodded and left and Fatty started angrily yelling again. At least it appears that Fatty is refusing to drink.

Letty realizes it isn't day time now.

Hog says "It's always 5 sometimes" Sylvia stupid large

The fish correct her that "It's 5 o'clock somewhere"

Is Betty drinking? How long until she breaks a bottle and goes psycho on herself or another fish?

lol at TTS "Show some respect and pour one out for Steve"
 
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