🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Aidan]

And there's weed in the house. Ben gave it to Chris while giving him a pep talk after Chris's latest meltdown and now Chris is downstairs with it.

STAY INSIDE except Vance
NO WEED except Fatty

 

[a great big cabbage]

Day 31 7:07PM
Goldstriker appears. He heads upstairs and takes Betty and Letty into B3 to admire the mustard.

• He asks to see Betty's braces and asks how they are getting along.
• He says he hasn't been watching and wants to know if there have been cat fights.
• He asks if TTS argues about who is hotter and asks if Chris is flirting with Betty.
• They say Chris is flirting with everyone and that right now he is more infatuated with "Steve"
• Sam asks the girls their weight and asks Letty how serious she has taken the studying
• Letty thinks Josie will be the best doesn't say who she thinks will be worst
• Betty is retarded. Sam messes with her about tests and math.

7:12PM
Sam beckons Hog to BR1 and asks her how she thinks she is going to do.

• Hog says she will try but she has no concentration and no confidence
• Sam asks what has been happening
• Sam reveals that both books were 5 stars
• Hog says Chris has been a sex pest
• Hog says she deserves to win

7:16PM BR1
Sam wants to see Chris

• Sam asks how Chris put holes in the walls
• Sam says they all love the sexual jokes and Chris should do more of that but don't touch anyone and he can't be naked anymore.
• Go work on your standup routine

7:20PM BR1
Sam summons Betty

• Sam asks if she is trying to piss Letty off
• Betty agrees that Chris is starved for attention
• Make Chris feel cherished and talk to him like you love him
• Act like you have a huge crush on him and laugh at his jokes
• She says his jokes suck and go on forever
• Betty is trying to get Letty out - don't be her friend

7:24PM
Sam wants Vance

• Vance thinks he will do terrible on the PSAT
• Struggles to explain what was happening in the house
• Vance thinks Betty is drunk but no one else is
• NARCs on Betty's tits and Chris' holes

7:29PM
Everyone goes to the garage. Jet takes attendance while TTS plays. Jet passes out pencils to each person. Sam says the test will determine the rest of their lives. They are actually getting 3 tests: PSAT, Goldstriker test, and a physical fitness test.

• The winner of PSAT gets 3 fishbucks
• The winner of the Goldtriker test gets 3 fishbucks
• The fish who does most poorly on the Goldstriker test will be sent home.

NOTE: It's unclear what the Goldstriker test and PT test are, but Sam specified THREE tests.

 

[King George III]

This is what I imagine urban schools look like.

 

[a great big cabbage]

7:36PM Living Room
Pencils are sharpened and the fish are given a brief Goldstriker speech before the testing begins

Goldstriker test:

1. What type of foreign sports car did Goldstriker arrive at the house in today and how much did it cost?​
2. Do a handstand. Everyone but Hog did it.​
3. What is Jason Goldstriker's origin story? Letty asks if it has to be detailed. Sam says yes.​
4. What is Jason Goldstriker's professional boxing record. Bonus: for how many wins he has coached.​
5. How did the Goldstriker family dynasty earn their money?​
6. Jason Goldstriker's Great Great Grandfather fought in the Civil War. Did he fight for the Union or the Confederacy?​
7. What is Mr Goldstriker's signature fighting style? Bonus: from what country does the style originate?​
8. What pivotal life event made Mr Goldstirker stop practicing Judaism and change his name from Goldstein to Goldstriker.​
9. What happens to Mr Goldstriker if he gets a little sugar in him?​
10. What word did Simon bet that Mr Goldstriker would not say?​
11. What is Goldstriker's Funkopop collection worth in USD?​
12. Who is Jason Goldstriker's childhood hero?​
13. What is the most Goldstriker has ever squatted? Bonus: what is the most Goldstriker has ever benched?​
14. What is Jason Goldstriker's favourite beverage?​

Physical fitness challenge (interspersed among questions):

• 20 pushups. Girl pushups are acceptable for the girls. Predictably Hog humps the floor and does zero pushups.
• Leap Frog. Starting with Hog the fish must leap over Fatty. She hurts Fatty in the process, but somehow succeeds. Next the fish must leap over Betty. Le epic prank on Betty when Chris' turn to leap her.
• Betty and Letty play tug-o-war with a blanket. Betty wins.
• Josie and Letty play tug-o-war. Josie wins.
• Mauro and Chris play tug-o-war. Mauro wins.
• Hog and Vance play tug-o-war. Vance wins with a single tug.

NOTE: There is some great TTS happening throughout this whole thing.

8:26PM testing complete. Sam goes over the answers. Sam tells Jet to stop TTS, but of course Jet lets TTS keep going. I can't hear the answers.

 

[D_Tractor]

And there's weed in the house. Ben gave it to Chris while giving him a pep talk after Chris's latest meltdown and now Chris is downstairs with it.

They have been giving him weed vapes and edibles since he arrived.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Josie: "Goldstriker quit Judaism because he realized it was stupid and gay."

 

[Steinercard]

Something about Betty is so unsettling to me. It's not anything she's done, her demeanor is just creepy to me, reminds me of Isabella Janke. Like someone who would make crush videos for fun.

She's Jewish.

 

[KingFrampt]

What type of foreign sports car did Goldstriker arrive at the house in today and how much did it cost?

Josie answered a Porsche and 40k, cheapest damn 911 GT3 RS in the world

 

[DapperShark]

Hope Vance is the one to get eliminated tbh, fucking charisma black hole.

 

[KingFrampt]

Josie is panicking and packed up all her plushies into a bag, Jet came in to inform her that if she does get eliminated they will be auctioning the plushies off to the audience

 

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

Question to anyone that paid the 40 bucks for Fishtank... Did anybody else randomly get extra tokens? I logged back in after a few days and noticed I somehow got 300 extra tokens, which is weird. Still probably not going to use them, but it was nice.

I only paid for it because I am curious how the finalized product will look, & archival footage.

 

[KingFrampt]

Question to anyone that paid the 40 bucks for Fishtank... Did anybody else randomly get extra tokens? I logged back in after a few days and noticed I somehow got 300 extra tokens, which is weird. Still probably not going to use them, but it was nice.

I only paid for it because I am curious how the finalized product will look, & archival footage.

For the final week they gave extra tokens and reduced TTS costs

 

[This Is Violence Now]

Sylvia is leaving, right goys?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Sylvia is leaving, right goys?

Her and Letty are the only ones providing content so I hope not. Kick Vance of Josie.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Ben almost died

 

[Telecom]

Day 31, 9:25 PM

During the elimination, jason goldstriker mentions he hopes to have all the fish and freeloaders return on the last day for a reunion.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Sylvia's out. Letty and Josie win 3 fishbux apiece, Letty for her PSAT score being the highest and Josie for her Goldstriker score being the highest. Good riddance, Sylvia.

 

[Sneedifarms]

sylvia has been eliminated. BYE PIGGY BYEEEEEEEEEE

 

[This Is Violence Now]

Honestly, I didn't want anyone to leave, but this was the best outcome, least likeable of the four. I think most deserving to win is Letty. Let's go.

 

[a great big cabbage]

Letty or Josie would win and 'd be happy. I don't see Vance as a real contestant after he had a day out of the tank. Maybe he was the second plant all this time?