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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Featuring Huevo and Queso from left to right.
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Missed opportunity to feature Jose.
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Day 31
B2 gets violent when the Fish aren't sure if they'll survive another day. Vance and Letty slap each other then Josie joins in.




 
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I really don't get what goes through the wigger's heads regarding Kiwifarms. First Sam Hyde gets asked on a stream what he thinks of Josh Moon, he calls him toxic and compares him to Richard Spencer.

A few weeks later someone asks him if he would collab with Josh Moon, he says yeah sure, Josh should send him an email. Obviously they can't really do it now because Fishtank.

Im sure Josh said he did send them an email, but it was him offering some alternatives for their streaming problem. Josh hasn't disclosed if they read it or even replied.

Josh made a specific Fishtank chat and the thread is one of the most active on the site right now, despite us being only on TOR.

A few TTS from Kiwis went through, but most of them where Josh memes, at least the ones I've heard. Apparently some Kiwis get banned now just mentioning the Farms?

What is their major malfunction? Why hate us Farmers when we clearly enjoy talking about the project? I don't get it.

Edit: Jet can't seriously blame Kiwifarms for dawxing, I'm so sick of this myth that's stuck to this community, all the malicious dox stuff happens in discord cabals and while we do post addresses, it's all publicly available info. I actively read through the entire first 900 pages of this thread since the start of the show and I don't remember anyone trying to find their house address HWNDU style
 
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This is taking nearly 30 minutes to upload as a 360p archive. This will likely be the last video I archive onto the forum until we're back on the clear net and it's a fucking Turkey Tom video. What has my life become? I fucking hate trannies so fucking much bros. I also hate worthless spineless faggots like Turkey Tom who willingly carry water for these mentally ill self-mutilating abominations that keep trying to shut down our forum because we won't just accept them and let them rape people and lie to themselves, the world, and God every single day of their lives. I hope every one of them, including Turkey "Tranny-Lover" Tom get what's coming to them in the end. TTD!
poor man, why'd you archive this to suffer so, lol
I jumped the gun posting the video because my immediate instinct compelled me to, and then I watched it only to realise wow it's fucking nothing, it's less than nothing
it's why I deleted the post
 
Likely "fake white shark," people say this is Turkey Tom. Never got into Turkey Tom, anyone can confirm?
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i'm %100 sure it's him
i know only one retard with that haircut + similar face (at 480p and 10ft away)
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I'm sure Sam can make better shirt designs, this shit's ugly and lame.
I can't picture a normal human being wearing any fishtank shirt, except the fish one maybe.
 
I like how it took her one day to go from pretty boring to completely insane.
There's a pretty big chance she's already gone from the tank. She woke up couple of hours ago in the middle of the night, went to the basement and somebody (likely Ben) said to her something to the effect "I'll give him a call" (likely referring to Jet). Betty went back to her room for a while, then back to the basement, and then Ben came up, seemingly collected all her shit and also moved it to the basement. She hasn't been seen since and right now it's unclear she actually left or is simply sleeping in the basement and her stuff was moved there because she was afraid Letty was going try to pull something on her while she was sleeping in B2. I guess we'll find out more when they wake up later today.
Letty was also seething after they moved all of Betty's stuff to the basement because Betty apparently jacked most of Letty's clothes for the doppelganger thing and Letty doesn't have anything left to wear that isn't ruined. After realizing that, she also tried to go to the basement to ask for her stuff back, but was pretty much told to fuck off.
 
Thinking about it now, Josie "won" the goldstriker quiz, yet I remember her getting pretty much everything wrong. I'm gonna go through the footage again but I'm pretty sure I'm right. There might be shenanigans at play here so that Josie would stay no matter what. Sam also asked Jet and he told him not to give points to funny answers but to correct ones and he seemed to agree. I'm pretty sure she only gave "funny" answers to that quiz.
 
Someone (possibly/probably production) bought Vance and Sylvia Instagram followers.
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Vance has lost most of his (as of posting, he's back down to 5,618 followers), but Sylvia hasn't lost any.
 
Thinking about it now, Josie "won" the goldstriker quiz, yet I remember her getting pretty much everything wrong. I'm gonna go through the footage again but I'm pretty sure I'm right. There might be shenanigans at play here so that Josie would stay no matter what. Sam also asked Jet and he told him not to give points to funny answers but to correct ones and he seemed to agree. I'm pretty sure she only gave "funny" answers to that quiz.
I'm pretty sure everything Mr. Goldstriker said regarding test results was nonsense.
Fatty did the best on math.
Josie did the best on Goldstriker.
Letty got the highest overall.

The one that viewers can confirm 100% is Josie's because it was Sam Hyde and Goldstriker lore and he had everyone read their answers out loud. Without reviewing it, she did not perform better than Vance and Sylvia on that. It's also extremely unlikely she did worse on math than anyone else.
Sylvia lost before the tests started.
 
Sylvia lost before the tests started.
byea, they based the elimination upon the poll they had on the website.

Once it's Josie and Letty left as fish we shall see which currency is the strongest. USD or Rupee.
 
Betty has left the fishtank.
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It's hard to find any info on the event, but I got this:
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Before I left (~5:40 AM, day 32) I saw Mauro, Vance and Letty in B3 scheming and talking shit about others. Letty even brought Betty up as "that girl" while gossiping about how evil she is. Betty was sleeping in B2 at that time. As of right now the bed is as pictured above and she's gone. She seemed not right in the head, but she was fun to watch so it's disappointing. There was also a blackout on cameras like during Sylvia's eye situation, but it seemed to be just a technical problem.

I haven't seen anyone mention it, but yesterday Betty started hassling Letty pretty hard and one thing she did was bring up her porn. Letty responded with claims that it's revenge porn and that there's an open lawsuit she can't talk about. That she took the photos for a guy she loved and some of the photos/videos of her were taken while she was blackout drunk. After that Betty was called into basement to get told off, but she wasn't in trouble. It seems believable, though I would take it with a grain of salt as with anything fish say about themselves.
 
Ok so I did some autism on the elimination test yesterday. Here's the scores we know for sure:

GOLDSTRIKER: (it's combined with the physical challenges) :
Chris: 5 (lowest)
Mauro: 7
Sylvia: 11
Vance: 11 (39 total, highest total)
Letty: unknown goldstriker (second highest total score) (highest psat)
Josie: >=12, highest goldstriker (but how high, he didn't say)


WRITING:
Sylvia: 12
Betty: 13
Chris: 15
Josie: 16
Mauro: 18
Letty: 22
Vance: 22


MATH
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Mauro: 2
Betty: 5
Vance: 6
Josie: 6
Letty: unknown but has to be at least 7 (see below for explanation)
Chris: highest (unknown number) (it is at least 8 cause otherwise letty couldn't have highest psat, she's tied with vance in writing so she has to be somewhere inbetween vance and fatty in math but also highest psat)


PSAT (writing and math, combined):

Betty: 18
Mauro: 20
Josie: 22
Chris: >=22
Vance: 28
Letty: >=29 (highest psat)

TOTAL:
Betty: 18 + >1-4 she won the physicals) = <27 lowest, i estimate ~23
Sylvia 23 + >2 (math) =~26-28 estimate
Mauro: 27
Chris: >=22 +5= >=27
Josie: 22+ >=12= >=34
Letty: >=29 + x = >=34, ~36 i guess
Vance: 28 + 11 = 39

Combine it with the questions Josie gave for Goldstriker:

1) What sports car does he drive: Porsche (40000) so 1 point
2) Goldstriker origin story: Art/Film school self made man (she got a bonus point for that) (so 2)
3) Professional boxing record: (inaccurate but he likes it) (said 54 support or something TTS was playing)
4) Family dynasty earn their money: hard work and no bitch baby shit tryhard (he said k)
5) Civil war question (Confederate) (no response)
6) Signature fighting style: Pencak silat Thailand (no response)
7) The event that made goldtriker change family name: cause he realized judaism is stupid and gay
8 ) What happens when he gets a little sugar in him (he gets a little excited but he avoids sugar cause it's bad for him)

He said at this point Josie already had 10 points but with physical challenges combined so let's see:
1: she got 1 point cause she got the car correctly but not the price
2: 2 points, cause he said she'd give her a bonus point for the answer
3) Possible 1 point , said he liked it
4) idk
5) idk
6) Pencak Silat was probably the answer he was looking for so prob 1 point from that
7) idk
8 ) idk (didn't say the meme properly)
So from the quiz so far she has 5-6 points maybe? Which means physical challenges were 4 points cause 1 for handstand and 1 for tug o war, 2 for 2 times frog leaps?) so 6 points from actual questions so far?

9) What is the word Simmons challenged him to say: she whispered something in his ear (can be heard whispering chris is crazy but also probably said nigger to sam which is correct) possible 1 point
10) Funko pop collection worth: 10k (it was 5k) so she won here i guess 1 point (but sam hyde said to vance 43k is the closest, joke i guess)
11) Childhood hero (she said his father or spiderman or the richest guy in the world) (we still don't know the correct answer)
12) Most he squatted (250, 450) (correct was 400, 350) (i think 350 cause tts was playing)
13) Favorite beverage (bubbly sparkling water or non fluoride water) (it was prob zippy water but who knows if he accepted fluoride water) possible 1 point

So i think she finished up with 12-13 Goldstriker points, barely making her the winner by a small margin. So the results were probably legit. I'm bored and don't wanna check all the other guys' answers now, cause there's TTS blasting over it and it's annoying. That's all, peace. Feel free to correct me.
 
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Goddamn rapist troons, always trying to get KF taken down to hide their crimes. I finally caved in after a couple of weeks and downloaded Tor because I need to talk about Fishtank. Twitter is cancer, you don't realize how great the KF Fishtank thread is until it's gone.

Anyway, I have no idea what page I left off and I'm not going to bother to try and figure that out, sorry if some of this is late.

First off, I'm annoyed that Sylvia left before Vance. Not because I'm a Sylvia fan, I think she and Vance both suck and I want them gone. But if we're being fair here, she endured more days than Vance (who got a free day off) and she's endured more harassment, both from Chris and Frank and the staff. Vance is hardly ever messed with at all. In addition, she gets almost nothing but insulting TTS messages. Neither of them did well on the challenges (Except the one time Vance acted like a skizto), but the few times she did react, she did better than Vance (compare Vance writing "I'm gay" and dropping beer on Frank, VS the nasty shit Sylvia did, or Sylvia ripping up Letty's book VS Vance who took her book and she later got it back). Sylvia also eventually trash talked Letty to her face, unlike Vance who continues to shit talk about her in private. I honestly don't get why the chat likes Vance, he's so damn boring I kept forgetting he wasn't there when he got that day off to film a sketch. Even Betty called him boring.

My opinion of Chris has dwindled. He was funny at first (Especially those on the fly roasts and raps), and I will admit he has caused much seething and content from the fish due to how annoying and disgusting he is. But I'm sick of how loud he is and how he never shuts up. His meltdowns and sperg outs are annoying, and I'm sick of his "I'm such a nice guy" act. He reminds me of a more talented Boogie, in that he acts pitiful and like everyone bullies him for no reason. When you actually call him out on something, he explodes or cries about it and tries to act like he's the victim. The moment I really disliked him was when he sperged out on Sylvia and later claimed it was because her brushing up against Frank was sexual harassment and how it reminded him of the time he was raped at knife point by an ex girlfriend. Yeaaah, that never happened. But whatever, say it did really happen. Later, Frank wouldn't stop trying to smell Letty's feet despite her telling him to stop. Letty even called Chris out for not saying anything about it, and of course Chris says that doesn't count as sexual harassment.

(For the record, I don't think either instance is sexual harassment, I just hate Chris being a very obvious liar and hypocrite)

My opinion of Josie has risen. I never disliked her, I just found her kind of boring. However, in the past couple of weeks, she has shown she isn't just a woman with simps, she actually does have some talent (That free style rap she made was great) and she does try hard to do the challenges well, unlike Vance or Sylvia. I still find her kind of boring since she doesn't do anything, and I still dislike how coddled she is compared to other fish like Sylvia or Letty.

My opinion of Letty has also risen. I think she's handled being shat on in all directions pretty well, and yeah she might be crazy, but besides Chris (and recently, Betty) she was/is the only Fish actually doing things. She's still scheming (despite the staff fucking up and ruining it repeatedly) and like Josie, she does try to do the challenges the best she can. She's also the most talked about fish, either someone's messing with her or if she's not in the same room, everyone's trash talking her. She lives in everyone's head rent free. If she somehow goes home before Vance, I will be pissed, he doesn't deserve to be in the top 2 spot.

Anyway, that's all I wanted to bitch about, I hope KF comes back soon, fuck troons.
 
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