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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Josie isn't going to do shit either
You're wrong. She just needs a good reason to do it.
She's playing into the "Evil Josie" thing but it's like when she plays into any bit, she follows through. Josie is actively planning to fuck with Letty and called out Chris' lame gaslighting attempt first behind his back to the audience then to his face when he continued later on.
Josie is the one who hid Letty's clothes in B4, yet only Mauro knows.

She asked TTS to start feeding her ideas for getting at Vance and Letty and she's serious.

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Pictured: Letty giving Josie the push she needs.
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i'm %100 sure it's him
i know only one retard with that haircut + similar face (at 480p and 10ft away)

I'm sure Sam can make better shirt designs, this shit's ugly and lame.
I can't picture a normal human being wearing any fishtank shirt, except the fish one maybe.
Why the fuck is most of the merch white? The only decent new merch is the fishtank logo hoodie but it's only in white. That's a $70 decoration at best after 1 accident or spill.

Is fatty gonna do the 41% in bedroom 4? If his note was a suicide note, we missed it.


E: Chris's note said he's not talking for the rest of the day. He rewrote an abridged version that I read as "not taking rest of dat". I assumed it was something ghetto "I'm not taking no shit" kinda thing. Apparently he meant "not taLking rest of daY". Proceeded to talk to jet in under 3 minutes.
 
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Day 32 6:38PM BR4
Fatty is going to not talk for the rest of the day.
Jet tells him that's risky but it will surely mess with the other fish.


Jet says that Mauro claims Fatty was creeping on Josie. Chris denies this and Jet says he believes Chris. Jet says this claim is false "even though Josie likes you." Jet says Josie has a crush on Chris, but he isn't supposed to tell him that. Jet says Mauro is gay and has a crush on Chris. Jet is trying to get Fatty to g4p Mauro and weaponize him against the fish.

Jet got CBDs for Fatty and is talking about hookers. Jet says it would be great to get a gay hooker because it would make Mauro angry. Fatty doesn't want a gay hooker.

Fatty says the hooker doesn't have to be black and he wants at least a 5/10.
 
Day 32 6:38PM BR4
Fatty is going to not talk for the rest of the day.
Jet tells him that's risky but it will surely mess with the other fish.


Jet says that Mauro claims Fatty was creeping on Josie. Chris denies this and Jet says he believes Chris. Jet says this claim is false "even though Josie likes you." Jet says Josie has a crush on Chris, but he isn't supposed to tell him that. Jet says Mauro is gay and has a crush on Chris. Jet is trying to get Fatty to g4p Mauro and weaponize him against the fish.

Jet got CBDs for Fatty and is talking about hookers. Jet says it would be great to get a gay hooker because it would make Mauro angry. Fatty doesn't want a gay hooker.

Fatty says the hooker doesn't have to be black and he wants at least a 5/10.
I really hope they do something dumb like that and break the law live on air by hiring a hooker.
 
Day 32 10:44PM BR3

Letty says the Barcode told her "a lot of messed up people watch this show and they probably hate you because they're projecting." Looks at cam and says "Betty told me that!"

A few minutes earlier TTS asked Mauro at what age he lost his virginity and his name. Mauro laughs and says sixteen.

Fatty is being a rancid little douchebag. I guess the CBD wore off.
 
So, what's the deal with Chip? I only ever see him after he is passed out. Is he a real homeless junkie or one of Sam's friends that's playing a bit?
He's jet's rap friend money goblin. They supposedly both worked on world corp. Only josie knows who he really is, but he is 100% doing a shitty bit. Simmon buckbroke him during his "I bwoke the fwish tank" spiral and chip was so butt bothered he went down to the basement.
 
10:53PM BR3 BR4
  • Camera guy gets Letty to check on Fatty
  • He is in BR4 showering
  • He is livid
  • He tells Letty he is "covered in piss and shit"
  • He seems to be missing some of his belongings.
  • He is yelling about a broken toilet?
Apparently he is missing his bag.

After his shower he declares new rules:
  • No one is allowed in BR4 except for him.
  • If you break the toilet fix it.

11:05PM BR4
Chris wants to leave. TTS is trying to tell him to stay and making fun of him.
The meltdown is in transition to breakdown.... he is starting to cry and saying he doesn't know where he can go.

11:11PM
White Shark enters, fumbles with something on the dresser, and goes into the bathroom. I can't hear what they are saying. Shark comes out and messes with something on dresser again before going back into the bathroom a second time.

11:13PM
Fatty and the Shark leave the bathroom together. Shark shoots foam darts at Fatty while he sits on the bed smoking dudeweed.

Stay Inside No Weed
 

Josie vs Fatty (An AI story by @Gaunt King Ithan Rilph & art by me)

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Josie looks shocked as the retarded man bursts into her room, grabbing for the baseball bat by her bedside. Her knuckles turn white gripping it defensively as she jumps to her feet, holding the bat out in front of her.
"The fuck do you want, creep?!" She yells, panic creeping into her voice. Her eyes dart around the room, hoping one of the cameras would send help.
"I-I'm warning you, get the hell out or I'll swing!" Josie tries to sound threatening but can't hide the fear in her tone. She takes a few steps back from the intruder, bat raised and ready to strike if he comes closer. Her mind races wondering how this guy even got in here and what exactly he has planned. She swallows hard, yelling again at the top of her lungs.
"Someone help! There's a freak in my room!"
Chris starts advancing on her saying "Y-you're my precious little Pocahontas!"
Josie is filled with disgust and terror as Chris advances, calling her that revolting pet name.
She swings the bat wildly at him, not holding back.
"Don't you fucking touch me!"
Landing a hit on his shoulder, Chris stumbles but doesn't relent. Josie's swings become more frantic, yelling for help in between.
"Get back! Someone! Anyone!"
She manages to strike Chris in the gut, sending him crashing to the floor. Not taking any chances, Josie bolts from the room - still gripping the bat. She runs down the hall pounding on the doors of the other contestants.
"Wake up you idiots! There's a freak loose!"
Josie doesn't stop until she's gathered all the others, panting in terror and anger. She tells them about Chris, demanding they help get rid of him. "C'mon, we gotta go bash his head in before he hurts someone!"
Not waiting for agreement, Josie marches back to her room ready to fight. No way was some creep going to terrorize her in her own space.
Chris is standing naked in her room, thrusting his hips in the air saying "I know you like me Josie, you smiled at me in the hallway!"
Josie stops dead in her tracks, the others colliding into her back. At the sight of Chris naked and thrusting, a wave of disgust washes over her. She clenches the bat so hard her knuckles ache.
"You disgusting pig!" Josie hisses through gritted teeth. She charges at Chris swinging with a rage, no longer panicked but absolutely furious at his delusional claims and violation of her space.
"I don't know who the hell you are, but if you think I'd ever want your nasty ass you're even more fucked up than you look!"
She chases him, landing blows with the bat wherever she can. The others join in, grabbing whatever they can to force Chris from the room.
"And get the fuck out of my room!" Josie screams, chasing him out and slamming the door behind him. She locks it, panting heavily as the adrenaline starts to fade.
"Fucking...psychopaths..." She mumbles, turning to the others who helped chase him out. "Thanks for the backup...didn't want to have to bash his brains in myself."
Josie runs a hand through her hair, grabbing some clothes and trudging off to shower - wanting to wash away the memory of that vile creature in her space. She yells over her shoulder as she leaves, "Burn those sheets, I don't want his stench in here!"
The end.
 
Fishtank is a nightmare house for maladjusted zoomers?
Always has been.
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Day 33 12:06AM BR4

Fatty pretends to be schizo or something. Does a crazy bit and yells before laying down on the bed.

I hope he still quits even though they coddle him with dudeweed whenever he wants

12:14AM Hallway (Upstairs)
He confronts Mauro about steak,
Mauro throws a cup of liquid at fatty and then smashes the cup.
 
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Day 33 12:06AM BR4

Fatty pretends to be schizo or something. Does a crazy bit and yells before laying down on the bed.

I hope he still quits even though they coddle him with dudeweed whenever he wants

12:14AM
He confronts Mauro about steak,
Mauro throws a cup of liquid at fatty and then smashes the cup.
airsoftfatty just sprayed the fat gay mexican guy with mustard because a TTS said that he ate chris's steak, and then mauro threw "chemicals" on him. That was the first time I've seen a great moment live during this thing.
 
War of the worlds. Absolutely fragile individuals.



Chris wants to press charges over Mauro's "chemical attack".

 
Just a couple of thoughts in light of the elimination.

The Hog was obviously a dumb wiggers, but her reactions to being trolled were hilarious, as well as all her cope. I think of all the contestants she was genuinely one of the more entertaining ones.

I was never a big fan of Vance, but I enjoyed seeing him getting buck broken by Frank and Sam, and saw his detoriarating enthusiasm a sign of how the show had worn him down, which was nice from a character development perspective.
Pretty lame he got to go outside, purely for the sake of the show.

Letty is 100% main character, Sam and jet have thrown everything at her, and she's still standing. I had to laugh at how 4chan regards her as bpd and whatever, but Betty's behaviour is 'sigma'.

Josie: Cashcow and very meh character, but hey Sam's gotta fund this all, and thepaypigs are retarded.
 
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