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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Chris seems to be somewhat aware of this. After the nerf gun shark attack, he laid in bed and said "I was Ian's fool and now I'm Sam's fucking fool."
my favorite line from the meltdown was "I'm tired of always being the fool, and never the KING," shouted from under a blanket by the If Humans Evolved to Survive Car Crashes model
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Chris wants to press charges over Mauro's "chemical attack".
Bitch move on Fatty's part. You can expect to spray a dude with mustard and not be retaliated against.

What chemicals would be in that cup anyway? I get it could be bleach or something, but why'd it be in a cup instead of something more likely like mouth wash or something?
 
Interesting bit I'm surprised wasn't written up but it is 3 AM, so.

A few hours ago after the Fatty/Mauro fight and Mauro making fun of the producers warning them not to bother Fatty during his "mental breakdown," Tax pulled Vance aside and told him to speak to Mauro about mental health sensitivity, and Vance agreed clearly just feeling it as yet another bit.

Some various things happened, but once the kitchen cleared Vance took Mauro aside and began his mental breakdown sensitivity bit, saying that Mauro maybe grew up in a small town and didn't know any autistic people and that it's not okay to take it out on Chris. Mauro tested Vance a few times because Vance was smirking (again) asking if he was serious and Vance said yes. And then the trap snapped.

Mauro accused Vance of doing anything for the producers and for humiliating him for his own selfish gains. "Anything for 30k? Anything for 30k, huh?" Vance looked legitimately startled and panicked, his whole demeanor changed and said he thought Mauro understood it was for a bit, and Mauro said that doesn't matter because Vance should have known it wasn't the time.

Mauro went upstairs to talk to Letty (who had encouraged Mauro to fight Vance in some way today) when the TTS warned him that he had almost broken Vance and to keep going, so he hurried back downstairs and raked Vance until he got an apology. Letty suggested that they slap each other, Vance slapped Mauro relatively gently, Mauro absolutely WHAMMED Vance across the face in response.

Buck broken for the first time boys, producers W. This feels like the first draft of a much stronger attempt to break Vance in the future, because there's so many places you can go with it. Tell Vance to fuck someone over, deny responsibility and hang him out to dry. Tell Vance to do something the other fish won't forgive him for, force him to say it was for a bit.
 
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Chris seems to be somewhat aware of this. After the nerf gun shark attack, he laid in bed and said "I was Ian's fool and now I'm Sam's fucking fool."
At least with Sam he should have expected this to happen, the entire premise of the show is that you are going to get fucked with. I kinda think he either legitimately thinks way too highly of himself or he thought sam wouldnt let anyone mess with him.
 
Interesting bit I'm surprised wasn't written up but it is 3 AM, so.

A few hours ago after the Fatty/Mauro fight and Mauro making fun of the producers warning them not to bother Fatty during his "mental breakdown," Tax pulled Vance aside and told him to speak to Mauro about mental health sensitivity, and Vance agreed clearly just feeling it as yet another bit.

Some various things happened, but once the kitchen cleared Vance took Mauro aside and began his mental breakdown sensitivity bit, saying that Mauro maybe grew up in a small town and didn't know any autistic people and that it's not okay to take it out on Chris. Mauro tested Vance a few times because Vance was smirking (again) asking if he was serious and Vance said yes. And then the trap snapped.

Mauro accused Vance of doing anything for the producers and for humiliating him for his own selfish gains. "Anything for 30k? Anything for 30k, huh?" Vance looked legitimately startled and panicked, his whole demeanor changed and said he thought Mauro understood it was for a bit, and Mauro said that doesn't matter because Vance should have known it wasn't the time.

Mauro went upstairs to talk to Letty (who had encouraged Mauro to fight Vance in some way today) when the TTS warned him that he had almost broken Vance and to keep going, so he hurried back downstairs and raked Vance until he got an apology. Letty suggested that they slap each other, Vance slapped Mauro relatively gently, Mauro absolutely WHAMMED Vance across the face in response.

Buck broken for the first time boys, producers W. This feels like the first draft of a much stronger attempt to break Vance in the future, because there's so many places you can go with it. Tell Vance to fuck someone over, deny responsibility and hang him out to dry. Tell Vance to do something the other fish won't forgive him for, force him to say it was for a bit.
Very important post.
See this why I like Vance, he always gets buck broken by the other males, even gay Snorlax.

This makes me wish Mauro never left and was an actual fish. He has a backbone!
 
Letty has won me over by her sheer resiliance alone.
I hope she goes home with a bigger confidence and lives a fulfilling life.
 
I believe Chris has left the fishtank. 7:13am EST. I tuned in maybe 5 minutes prior and Chris was sitting in the kitchen with a shirt on for once, then Ben opened the door, they said something about fishbux that I didn't quite catch, and Chris followed him into the basement.
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At the time, all the other fish were asleep. Now, 15 minutes later, there's SFX spam in B3 where Letty and Mauro are sleeping. Mauro was stirring a bit but Letty is either very good at pretending to be asleep or she's adapted to sleeping through it.
 
What chemicals would be in that cup anyway? I get it could be bleach or something, but why'd it be in a cup instead of something more likely like mouth wash or something?
I thought it might be a cleaner like Pine Sol or something, but you're right, why would that be in a cup?

I can't remember where, but I saw someone confidently say that it was Tequila and the cup was actually a shot glass.

Edit: In the video it's clearly not a shot glass. Booze makes sense to me, but it's fishtank so it could be anything in that cup.
 
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Chris talks to Vance, asking him to let Letty know he never really had a crush on her, it was all for the cameras.
"There's a type that I go for, she's nowhere near that type. No melatonin..."
Chris confirms the only women who will have sex with him have to be asleep.

 
I guess now's the time to ask this question since he's gone but I have to ask is all the reddit hate jusitifed against fatty? I know "le reddit" but watching on him on fishtank has been an interesting experience seeing him interact with letty, sperging on sylvia, asking the question "is your hole an exit only hole" to josie. I felt bad seeing him breakdown the first time when he came to the tank but when it kept being more and more commonplace to see him tard out, it got old real quick. there isn't a thread on him but if someone wants to link some shitty things he's done, feel free.

Chris talks to Vance, asking him to let Letty know he never really had a crush on her, it was all for the cameras.
"There's a type that I go for, she's nowhere near that type. No melatonin..."
Chris confirms the only women who will have sex with him have to be asleep.

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just saw this as my browser refreshed, what the fuck man
 
No melatonin
Obviously meant no melanin, cause he likes negresses, just saying this cause some will actually believe this.

I have to ask is all the reddit hate jusitifed against fatty
It kind of is cause he became very annoying but if he really left because of the fat faggot Mauro who literally sleeps all day with 0 content, it is a shame.

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Apparently he meant "not taLking rest of daY". Proceeded to talk to jet in under 3 minutes.
I'm late on this, but I found it funny so here goes

Shortly after Jet left the room a TTS came in that said "Fatty don't say anything if you are gay" to which Fatty resisted for only a few seconds before making some gibberish noise and declaring his straightness. He is truly a child-mind trapped in a morbidly obese flesh prison.
 
In many ways, Chris was the perfect freeloader, but I don't think I'm going to miss him in the house.
 
In regards to the chemical attack Fatty was talking about: after he sprays mustard on Mauro in the upstairs hallway and Mauro throws whatever is in his cup at him. Mauro then throws that cup on the ground and walks into the bathroom while Fatty then hobbles down the stairs. Mauro goes into the bathroom and throws a bottle of cleaning supplies at the wall comes out still talking shit to Fatty who is only halfway down the stairs. He picks up the cleaning supply bottle from the ground and throws it again, aiming somewhere at the top of the stairs. The bottle bounces and rolls down the stairs bumping Fatty's calf, and it looks like the cap has broken off at this point and presumable some of the contents have splashed onto Fatty's back or legs.

Thus you have a 'chemical attack', the likes of which haven't been seen since the use of mustard gas in WW1.
 
I like this new Mario, I am now hoping he becomes cocky and Frank does come back and fucks with him, causing a real fight to break out. Frank already got into a fight with Mario on Twitter, would be funny if it spills over in person.
 
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