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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I kind of want a list of all the offences Letty has received from the tank.
Threats of Violence from Daniel, all the throwing liquids on her, clothes etc

It would be 10x more than any of the other fish.

I get the sense Jet and his wiggers are in a bit of a thought bubble, with no-one telling them how ridiculous the way they're treating her is.

R9K Jet alright.
 
I got bored and decided to make one more tribute to the only disgusting jewess that matters on this show: Barcode. She is insane and volatile enough to compete against herself for F-Marry-Kill

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Yesterday early in the morning Alex told the other fish that Dontarius is a homeless man that got famous from pooping in a bucket in a subway tunnel in New York. He also claimed the guy never made a penny off of the video. Looking into this video it turns out Dontarius is actually Tino Romero a guy who does fake youtube pranks as a homeless guy. Maybe everyone else already knew this but it was news to me.

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I can understand why the crew (or at least Sam) would be uneasy with Betty sticking around. Getting drunk and flashing tits reminds me of that Girls Gone Wild lawsuit where some ladies successfully sued them, claiming they were too drunk to consent to being on camera. I doubt Betty would actually have a case here, since she was sober before agreeing to be on camera, but I'm guessing no one wants to deal with a potential liability. Plus her crying in her room sometime afterwards (or was it before?) didn't look good.

Though it does make me wonder what exactly their limits on nudity are. They said nudity is fine, and they were clearly okay with Chris walking around everyone naked. But they weren't okay with that black guy beating up his balls in private, away from the fish, and it doesn't seem like they were okay with Betty flashing her boobs.
 
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Yesterday early in the morning Alex told the other fish that Dontarius is a homeless man that got famous from pooping in a bucket in a subway tunnel in New York. He also claimed the guy never made a penny off of the video. Looking into this video it turns out Dontarius is actually Tino Romero a guy who does fake youtube pranks as a homeless guy. Maybe everyone else already knew this but it was news to me.

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i recall freaking the fuck out when i saw dontarius, because every neuron in my reptile brain was screaming at me that i'd seen him somewhere before. initially i figured out that he was the NYC poop bucket guy, but this post inspired me to dig deeper and holy fucking shit, he's in SO MANY VIDEOS that i've seen on discord and twitter as shock memes.

here's him bathing in an NYC subway splashing water on people
here's him shoving a guy around for stepping on his fresh nikes
here's him pretending to get some random black woman pregnant
here's him trying to steal some random black woman's food on the subway
here's him trying to steal money from a busker only to get stopped by batman

this fatass nigger and his antics getting taken at face value are probably responsible for like half of the memes circulating about NYC and its subways being a shithole (they are, but that's not the point) which is kind of mindblowing. how has no one made this connection that it's literally the same guy over and over yet?
 
Has anyone ever figured out what those late night entity puzzles are? Are they even a puzzle, or is it just supposed to be a "creepy" screen to overlay the cameras letting people know the entity is coming?
 
Good morning. Dontarius is in the kitchen.
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I quickly crunched the numbers and just from the top 15 donators, assuming they all bought their tokens in 6400 token packs for $499 (which is a simplification because of course they didnt), the tokens donated add up to around $269K. @Blackstar in the chat also speculated that, with the merch sales, they probably at least doubled that money. Overall seems to have been a pretty profitable venture for Sam Hyde and the crew.
 
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Though it does make me wonder what exactly their limits on nudity are. They said nudity is fine, and they were clearly okay with Chris walking around everyone naked. But they weren't okay with that black guy beating up his balls in private, away from the fish, and it doesn't seem like they were okay with Betty flashing her boobs.
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I don't believe for a second that the real issue is nudity. That seems like a convenient way to avoid saying they got rid of her for accidentally stepping too far into that "pending legal" thing with Letty. They probably don't want to bring more attention to that by saying that's why she's gone.

BUT it could be a nudity thing because when Fatty is naked you can't see any organs and wouldn't be sure if he had underwear on or not. And when the nigger gave full frontal in the bedroom the cam was promptly shut off (or so I've been told. I assumed production turned it off)


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Has anyone ever figured out what those late night entity puzzles are? Are they even a puzzle, or is it just supposed to be a "creepy" screen to overlay the cameras letting people know the entity is coming?
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I think they are just "wow such cool very hacker" graphics. I find them interesting because they aren't just a video or whatever. They seem to be affected by a client-side script or something like that. I think this because I've seen screen-recordings of them that are entirely different between different viewers or even what I saw on my own screen.

I'm retarded and not super techy, so I'm not sure if the way I worded any of that actually conveys what I'm trying to say.

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I'm convinced a lot of the TTS, Fishtoys, and sundry were actually production or friends and I really hope people weren't spending thousands of real money on this stuff. But I've seen how retarded the main fishtank audience and chat is so nothing would surprise me.
 
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After reading more of Betty's tweets, I think she's not that bright and too unpredictable for the crew's tastes. She believes Sam gives Letty special treatment (lol) and also claimed she didn't get a fish buck despite beating Letty at a challenge. Others corrected her and told her that Letty got a fish buck for a different challenge, and Betty's like "oh I thought it was for another reason", so essentially Betty is out stirring up shit for no reason.

If she's out saying stupid stuff like this on Twatter, then I think the crew was justified in not letting her come back. Imagine having someone not that bright going around doing stuff like talking about Letty's lawsuit against her batshit insane ex, getting shitfaced, flashing tits and showing off her ass, crying while holding a stuffed animal like a child, etc... on top of all this, she has a ton of self harm scars and a very obvious ED.

Not trying to sound like a judgmental dick, but Betty just screams "liability".
 
Just hopped on as Alex was fake yelling at Jet saying that "we're a team package" before being escorted downstairs so I guess Dontarius and Alex are gone as of around 11:15 AM.

3 fish and Chris remaining.
 
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New immunity challenge, fish must stay downstairs and move their legs constantly. They are not allowed to stand still. Only exception is cooking, they are allowed to stand still while they cook, but must move arms while they do it. I don't know how long they are supposed to do this. Clearly this challenge is meant for Josie lol

The fish are warned they better enjoy walking around non-stop while they can since there is going to be a 2nd part of the challenged revealed later. The fish wonder what it could be.
 
Devious Shark Tank Challenge Part 1
Day 35 12:00 PM
The Fish have to keep moving at all times.
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  • Chat keeps pointing out how Letty stops walking sometimes
  • Fish are dead silent
  • It's a slow burn nail biter like The Shining, trust me guys
  • Yet another masterpiece of absurdist comedy from Jet Neptune
Sped-up archive of the first ~15 minutes:


Edit: Added archive and also noticed this is a double Jack Nicholson post which is a W
 
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