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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Sam called Chris into the basement and called the walking thing a "fake ass immunity challenge" quietly enough that the fish might not have heard it.

 
CoolFool said:
Letty keeps trying to get these fish to talk and DO SOMETHIG...

Letty: Josie?

Josie: What?

Letty: Keep walking if you want to kiss me~

*Josie keeps walking obviously*

Letty: OHH!! Josie, you're still walking!

Josie and Vance say nothing, as per usual. This would be the perfect time for Josie or Vance to give their own joke ("Letty, keep walking if you want to fuck Chris") but nope, these boring fish just keep on being boring and say nothing. This is after Jet and Ben both told them they're being boring.

Edit: TTS: Keep walking if you're attracted to dogs

Letty: Well, I am a white woman...
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This kinda stuff is why she has grown on me.
Yeah she's has issues and could use some life lessons on various things but she has a *personality* and is actually *funny*,
 
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They don't have this figured out at all and Sam seems to be taking more direct involvement while polling the community.
 
Day 35 3:41PM Kitchen
Sam and Chris return (from the basement?)
Sam tapes Letty and Chris together at the arms after saying it smells terrible up here. He continues: "This is a lesson to be very careful about who you smoke weed with." He berates Letty and tells her she should have thought this through much more.

Letty is dragging Chris along (walking challenge) and Sam disappears again.

Chris is already panting and trying to talk incessantly even though he can't breathe after walking slowly around the kitchen island four times.

If you squint it looks like Letty is a child walking a mangy stray overweight retarded puppy that she found in a gutter. To be fair, it kind of looks like that even if you don't squint since that 'tard haircut he got.
 
Sneedifarms said:
the claim in from that user is that because her account name doesn't show up when she replies to herself, it's her own screenshot of her own tweet.
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no idea how true this is, need a real twitter addict to confirm.
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Okay, went to Betty's Twitter and clicked on a reply and her name doesn't show up for me either, I think it just doesn't do it for anyone when they reply to themselves. That doesn't mean it's her screencapping.

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TTS "how does it feel to know you will forever be known as Piss Witch?'"
Letty "Epic! I gave myself that name"

3:52PM Downstairs Hallway
Letty is walking in place while Chris is in the bathroom. Letty is groaning and holding her nose. Sam asks Chris if Letty is still stepping or if she is DQ'd.

She is
still stepping
 
stink rink said:
Devious Shark Tank Challenge Part 1
Day 35 12:00 PM
The Fish have to keep moving at all times.
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  • Chat keeps pointing out how Letty stops walking sometimes
  • Fish are dead silent
  • It's a slow burn nail biter like The Shining, trust me guys
  • Yet another masterpiece of absurdist comedy from Jet Neptune
Sped-up archive of the first ~15 minutes:
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Edit: Added archive and also noticed this is a double Jack Nicholson post which is a W
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Needs some quick music behind that and you could have an intro for "King of the Hill Tank"


a great big cabbage said:
Day 35 3:41PM Kitchen
Sam and Chris return (from the basement?)
Sam tapes Letty and Chris together at the arms after saying it smells terrible up here. He continues: "This is a lesson to be very careful about who you smoke weed with." He berates Letty an

Letty is dragging Chris along (walking challenge) and Sam disappears again.

Chris is already panting and trying to talk incessantly even though he can't breathe after walking slowly around the kitchen island four times.

If you squint it looks like Letty is a child walking a mangy stray overweight retarded puppy that she found in a gutter. To be fair, it kind of looks like that even if you don't squint since that 'tard haircut he got.
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Chris is going to jerk off to this moment for the foreseeable future. I'd also be willing to bet Sam told him something like "hey man, we're gonna tape you guys together. You can totally be close to her and get into her heart. Maybe even kiss her if you're lucky ". Yes I'm also implying he will try to kiss her before they are separated.
 
a great big cabbage said:
4:02PM
I missed how and why but now Vance and Josie are connected by what looks like toilet tissue and carrying a chair
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They were given the chair as their "burden" like Letty has Chris as her's. The tape (not toilet paper but looks like it) seemed to either be an afterthought to "equalize" things or something.
 
This Is Violence Now said:
Let Letty win nigga, she's both my favorite and it will be as fair as possible.
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Letty deserves to win at this point. She has easily endured the most attacks out of anyone in the house and still laughs it off and stays positive. I think the only person in the house who got as much shit as Letty was Sylvia and she deserved it for being thoroughly unlikable and thin skinned.
 
  1. Vance and Josie are now holding a chair
  2. Jet tapes them together
  3. Fatty sprays Letty with water
  4. Fatty almost slips in the water he sprayed at Letty
  5. I died thrice of natural causes waiting for this file to upload through tor
 
Jason tells Fatty 'If you're going to mess with people, try to mess with them equally so they don't get accusations of favoritism'. Fatty asks Vance if he wants to wipe for him and Jason says 'It's probably good to mess with Vance, he's had an easy ride so far.'

Edit: There's also a black guy sitting with Sam near the kitchen (he has boxing gloves with him) and the TTS in the kitchen plays 'nigger' several times.
 
Seeing Letty stuck with Chris makes me want to gag after hearing Turkey Tom confirm that he smells like actual shit (Just as the hooker stated). He also said that Josie smelled like a foot, while Letty and Vance smelled fine.

edit: God the chat is such cancer. They keep screaming about Letty 'stopping' when she has to stand aside or coordinate around Chris so he can literally shit in the bathroom while she's attached to his arm. They are legit claiming she has the easy challenge compared to Josie and Vance carrying a chair. Not saying that Vance and Josie have it easy, but I think a vast majority of people would rather do that than be attached to a smelly annoying fat ass that can't walk (he keeps stopping) and is literally forcing you to be next to him while he shits.
 
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