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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Illustrious Homiesexual said:
Imagine spending weeks in this shithole just to lose a few days before the end just cause you thought your competitor was a "nice person" and you "felt bad trying to win".
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It's maddening that all the fish that are seen as "nice" have shown themselves to be huge cunts once they've been given the opportunity to do so. Josie had no problem jumping on the drunken dogpiling on Letty the other day despite her big sob story being that people at her school used to do the exact same thing to her. Jon the mush-mouth retard has zero self-restraint, is constantly screaming in people's faces and has no problem scheming behind their backs but because of his deteriorated brain you're expected to feel sorry for him. It's the exact same situation with Chris. In the context of a "hell house" then sure, there's no problem with what they're doing. But pretending like some of these people are totally sweet angels and Letty is the only devious one is complete lunacy. They've all at one point or another shown their true colors.
 
CoolFool said:
This is new to me, when/how did we find this out? This actually might explain why she smells bad (According to Turkey Tom), she literally can't smell herself.
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She's shared it multiple times and it's been evident every time someone tries to force her to smell something nasty.
Yesterday Letty held Fatty's shoe in her face and she was immune.

TTS just asked why she can't smell as I typed this and she says she has never been able to smell very well on top of having COVID "probably 5 different times."
Which one of you did this?
 
Mentos said:
It's maddening that all the fish that are seen as "nice" have shown themselves to be huge cunts once they've been given the opportunity to do so. Josie had no problem jumping on the drunken dogpiling on Letty the other day despite her big sob story being that people at her school used to do the exact same thing to her. Jon the mush-mouth retard has zero self-restraint, is constantly screaming in people's faces and has no problem scheming behind their backs but because of his deteriorated brain you're expected to feel sorry for him. It's the exact same situation with Chris. In the context of a "hell house" then sure, there's no problem with what they're doing. But pretending like some of these people are totally sweet angels and Letty is the only devious one is complete lunacy. They've all at one point or another shown their true colors.
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Part of it is that Sam stepping away for long periods to work on WP2 left Jet and his friends to run things, which resulted in Sam's entire plan of "let's get this going big to get rid of those fucking psycho MDE culters finally" got shitcanned because all Jet and his crew seem to know how to do is show they've never moved on from /r9k/ and worry more about what on the spot moves they can do to patch over their fuckups (freeloaders, changing the rules over and over, all these random fucking e-celeb guests) thinking it will keep the viewcounts from staying at 6000 indefinitely. Now instead of the diverse and interested new audience from the first two weeks you have this crowd of legitimate spazmotrons aping out like that room full of businessmen at the end of Requiem for a Dream and Sam just looks like he wants to slam a knife in someone's throat for things getting to this point since now even the guy he viewed as a genuine honest person came back being a complete douchebag because of what the psycho mob's spun online. If Sam wants this to work, he can't be doing multiple things at once for season 2, just stick to the tank so he can keep a boot on the wigger crew's necks and keep this stupid shit from occuring again.
 
Jon just gave everyone cleaning jobs. Vance laundry. Chris cleaning the kitchen area. Letty cleaning the bathrooms and walls. Josie being supervisor. Jon sweeping up all the trash that just got dumped. The fact he expects Chris or Letty to actually clean anything is laughable. Before this paypig Macktheknife seems to have activated every fishtoy which caused the ending of Bible time with Jon.
 
This Is Violence Now said:
Wow bible reading so interesting, yawn. Jon sucked out the content instead of providing it.
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Super Double Extra Top Secret file leaked from Jet's planning folder on how to make content.

Trying to get Jon to do the "old bit" feels forced and isn't fun or funny.
 
Jeff Gerstmann said:
My man, she randomly started singing a Naruto opening song a few days ago she absolutely is a weeb
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Josie insists that she isn't a weeb but seems to have watched plenty of anime while being clear there's a lot she doesn't like. She said early on that she doesn't like a lot of anime because it focuses on high schools and "I ain't fuck with that high school shit" or something.

Josie clearly likes anime but doesn't like a lot of the anime most weebs jack off to. She was singing some Hamtaro song last night.
She may just hate the weeb/coomer demographic overlap and wants to keep distance by not entertaining those crazies who see her as their cute anime trad waifu or whatever.
 
Jon is legit tard raging at Letty right now, "HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY! YOU DUMB BITCH, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO! YOU DUMB WHORE!". Legit screaming at her right in her face. It started because of political talk, but I think it's really just Jon being a retard and angry about whatever he heard on twitter.
 
sum ting wong said:
Jon is legit tard raging at Letty right now, "HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY! YOU DUMB BITCH, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO! YOU DUMB WHORE!". Legit screaming at her right in her face. It started because of political talk, but I think it's really just Jon being a retard and angry about whatever he heard on twitter.
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This is a perfect example of Jon's hypocrisy regarding Letty. Chris initiates shit talk by saying she's low IQ, Jon doesn't say anything. But the moment Letty defends herself he explodes in rage. Chris is now saying that Letty sicked Mauro on him to slap her. Jon is constantly sperging out and raging, to the point where Vance had to tell him not to scream in Letty's face. It's ok though, because whenever Letty tries to intervene she's just being an evil manipulative succubus, Chris is just a wholesome dude with no ill intent whatsoever.

Jon is now trying to play the victim by saying Letty is attacking disabled people. He's telling Letty that she can't call Chris disabled or retarded. But it's a-ok for Jon and Chris to call her a whore. I don't care if they do call her a whore, it's just they can't take what they're dealing out, and it's gay as hell. He has just claimed that the Christian God would be ok with his actions lmao

Edit: This is just a side thought I had. I find it a bit strange that Jon would rather side with Chris over Letty. Chris represents everything that Jon should be against if he has "alpha" male mentality. He's washed up, a leech, physically repulsive, doesn't clean himself or bathe properly, refuses to do self improvement, and constantly makes excuses for himself instead of acknowledging his flaws. Letty hate has gotten so bad that Jon would rather side with Chris, someone diametrically opposed to his beliefs, than the girl who was reading him the Bible and studying it with him.

I now need to watch the clip of Chris falling down the stairs a few times.
 
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I hope Vance gets eliminated.

In a final 2 situation, he brings nothing to the table. He's pretty worthless.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
This is a perfect example of Jon's hypocrisy regarding Letty. Chris initiates shit talk by saying she's low IQ, Jon doesn't say anything. But the moment Letty defends herself he explodes in rage. Chris is now saying that Letty sicked Mauro on him to slap her. Jon is constantly sperging out and raging, to the point where Vance had to tell him not to scream in Letty's face. It's ok though, because whenever Letty tries to intervene she's just being an evil manipulative succubus, Chris is just a wholesome dude with no ill intent whatsoever.

Jon is now trying to play the victim by saying Letty is attacking disabled people. He's telling Letty that she can't call Chris disabled or retarded. But it's a-ok for Jon and Chris to call her a whore. I don't care if they do call her a whore, it's just they can't take what they're dealing out, and it's gay as hell. He has just claimed that the Christian God would be ok with his actions lmao

I now need to watch the clip of Chris falling down the stairs a few times.
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Jon went full retard, you never go full retard.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
This is a perfect example of Jon's hypocrisy regarding Letty. Chris initiates shit talk by saying she's low IQ, Jon doesn't say anything. But the moment Letty defends herself he explodes in rage. Chris is now saying that Letty sicked Mauro on him to slap her. Jon is constantly sperging out and raging, to the point where Vance had to tell him not to scream in Letty's face. It's ok though, because whenever Letty tries to intervene she's just being an evil manipulative succubus, Chris is just a wholesome dude with no ill intent whatsoever.

Jon is now trying to play the victim by saying Letty is attacking disabled people. He's telling Letty that she can't call Chris disabled or retarded. But it's a-ok for Jon and Chris to call her a whore. I don't care if they do call her a whore, it's just they can't take what they're dealing out, and it's gay as hell. He has just claimed that the Christian God would be ok with his actions lmao

Edit: This is just a side thought I had. I find it a bit strange that Jon would rather side with Chris over Letty. Chris represents everything that Jon should be against if he has "alpha" male mentality. He's washed up, a leech, physically repulsive, doesn't clean himself or bathe properly, refuses to do self improvement, and constantly makes excuses for himself instead of acknowledging his flaws. Letty hate has gotten so bad that Jon would rather side with Chris, someone diametrically opposed to his beliefs, than the girl who was reading him the Bible and studying it with him.

I now need to watch the clip of Chris falling down the stairs a few times.
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Jon shows his true colors. Not the sweet, lovable, Simple Jack-esque retard we all knew and loved/tolerated. But a hateful, angry, tard-raging un-ironic misogynist that worships at the feet of a human trafficker. His 'businesses' he 'owns' are scams and his "firefighter" claim is stolen valor (if firefighters have such a thing) because he was a fucking 'forestry technician'. He didn't jump into burning buildings to save babies or whatever. When push comes to shove he reveals himself to be a massive piece of shit.
 
Instead of thinking of more challenges or events to engage the fish, either through cooperation or head-to-head, the production team has decided that in lieu of content the fish will sleep more and clean more. When the cleaning is done sharks will dump the trash so the fun never has to end.

We're back to an hour per week when a challenge happens that is worth paying attention to.

But for real, they didn't realize that with fewer fish there would be more downtime? Maybe they hoped fren-tank would be more engaging and wouldn't have to put effort into the remaining weeks.

Jet, Bic, and the crew seem like exactly the type of people Sam warns his audience about so I don't get really why Sam associates with them. Maybe they are just cheap labor? Or feed his ego? They don't seem like people who are fun to be around or easy to get along with in a scenario where producing something of quality is concerned. It just feels low-effort overall and as time goes on it feels like a cash grab and the joke is on the viewer for expecting to be entertained.
 
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