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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
LEAVE CHIS ALONE <-- Jet wrote this on that toy Josie had earlier and held it to the camera. Yes, he spelled "Chris" wrong.

5:50PM
Chris is now crying and playing victim after he just destroyed Letty's room and went full blown sex pest. He is actually crying to Jet and doing his "poor me" routine.

5:53PM BR3
Jet takes Chris upstairs to force a conversation with Letty. Chris is being a little bitch and Jet is, of course, acting like Letty is at fault for what happened to her room. She tells Jet Fatty can apologize to her, but he won't because is sad, fat, bitter, subhuman. She says Chris is angry that she rejected him and while they were taped together he talked about porn nonstop. He is blaming her for his gofundme and claiming anything he does is content and anything she does is bitchiness.

She is hammering on his porn addiction and how creepy he acts. He is defensive and yelling things that make zero sense before waddling away.

Jet says he wants to find resolution.

Apparently his gofundme was taken down and it seems they are trying to blame Letty.

Fatty says Letty makes fun of him for things he can't control and he doesn't do that to her. She fires back "You can control your weight and your porn addiction" then she tells the camera "remember when he said I'm flat as a board? That would be the kind of thing I can't control." She is dancing on the sauce and destroying Fatty verbally even though he has gone elsewhere to cry.
 
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Holy shit, Letty just demolished Chris and made him sperg out. He legit says he has no control over his porn addition, lmao. Letty is in a good mood and isn't bothered by Chris. I guess all the constant harassment has hardened her.
 
Holy shit, Letty just demolished Chris and made him sperg out. He legit says he has no control over his porn addition, lmao. Letty is in a good mood and isn't bothered by Chris. I guess all the constant harassment has hardened her.
She said before after their confessionals she's always in a great mood. So right after confessional she is in peak mental state and nothing clearly phases her she's just ready to dance and be happy. I wasn't a fan of Letty early on but the last couple weeks she's grown on me and is for sure the best fish left.
 
Holy shit, Letty just demolished Chris and made him sperg out. He legit says he has no control over his porn addition, lmao. Letty is in a good mood and isn't bothered by Chris. I guess all the constant harassment has hardened her.
Watching her dance on the sauce while wrecking him was the purest kino

contrast to BR4 now... Fatty wishing all sorts of bad things for her. And he doesn't even realize it's because she rejected him. He is literal potato brain
 
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Ben made the mistake of entering BR4.

Fatty tries desperately to cry at Ben who barely slows down at all and has no interest sticking around the sad vortex that is Fatty

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Basically Chris tried to fuck with Letty to get revenge on her for supposedly getting his gofundme taken down (she didn't, it's still up). The fact that Letty took it well is better than her sperging out and insulting Chris. Chris wanted a reaction, he was spraying her with a water gun when he was forced to talk with her by Jet, and yet Letty stayed calm and resilient while absolutely destroying him with insults that are completely justified. This made Chris seethe far more than any other reaction Letty could've given.

Chris at one point told her he only insults her about things she can change, while she insults him about things that cannot be changed. Letty responded "That's not true, I've insulted you about being fat and your porn addiction." She was giggling the whole time, and her dancing on the sauce while Chris was seething was the cherry on top of the cake. Total Letty Victory

Chris is now talking about how is life is falling apart in b4. Quietly seething and on the verge of tears.
 
6:26PM Kitchen
Letty asks Vance his opinion.
  • He stutters.
  • And short circuits.
  • Is silent for a full minute.

Is he a robot?

TTS calling him "No Stance Vance"

6:29PM
Fatty is whining from upstairs. Between swearing and complaining he says his bag is missing.

Bros, is this going to be anger induced heart attack saga?
 
Site wasn't loading so hopefully there isn't to much repost in this, I've just been writing things down as they happen.

This all happens after Sam takes Jon and Josie to box in the garage.

Fatty sprays Vance with the soapy water squirt gun (because Jet told him too) and apologizes like 3 times. He also sprayed Josie once and said "Sorry, Jet ordered that".

I guess even the producers have started to notice how one sided the abuse is. Unfortunately, spraying soap water on people because you're told to and immediately apologizing isn't quite the same as what Letty goes through.

The pity party then starts as he starts telling Vance about how he has trolls that want to see him dead. Jet says to Fatty that they should go up and talk to Letty about what he did to her room. He says "No, let her make an ass of herself".

Fatty does eventually go up, and starts spraying her with the soapy water, multiple times. Never apologizing. Jet tells him to stop while they're having a conversation.

Fatty is upset because Letty keeps bringing up his porn addiction (that he also brings up constantly). Fatty's warped view of reality comes through when he says Letty's been talking shit about her all day.

Fatty goes into B4 and starts yelling, I heard somthing about 'autistic bitch'.

Fatty is mad that his gofundme was taken down, it's not. He's also mad that Letty called her retarded at some point.

Fatty opens the door and screams "At least everything I made fun of you about is things that can be changed", implying that her joking about his fatness and porn addiction can't be changed.

Fatty now in B4 has a nerf gun and is shooting the wall and camera in silence. Ben comes up and tells Fatty to stop shooting the camera.

2 guys walk through the house inspecting it, looking at the damages to find out what needs to be fixed. They walk through the upstairs rooms 1 by 1 and eventually open B4 where a 400 pound Fatty is laying shirtless on the bed, spread out like a starfish. They seem mostly unfazed and on the way out, one of them puts the pinata from the floor onto the dresser and pats it on the head.

Fatty doesn't know where his bag is so he's tarding out again. TTS said Letty took it, so he probably believes it.

He comes downstairs and asks Letty and Vance they don't know. He goes back upstairs and dumps some water from the cleaning bucket into Letty's dresser and rubs something on her bed, maybe nail polish remover but I couldn't tell. He beats up the pinata in his room and drops it in Letty's room to send a message.

Letty comes up and asks why there's a pinata in her room, Fatty says "Symbolism I guess".

The guy is unhinged and Letty might actually be in danger

Edit:
I caught a little bit a Josie boxing with Jon, she was doing pretty good and seemed to enjoy it.
 
Fatty comes downstairs to start cooking hamburger while yelling at Letty about taking his bag. Jon comes in from boxing and immediately takes Fatty's side in the argument. His screaming peeks the mic in the kitchen. At this point in the show, Jon is basically a second Chris, all he does is sperg at Letty. His yelling is somehow louder than Fatty. Jon has come back and is now acting like as much of a piece of shit as Fatty. While Jon is yelling at Letty Jet comes in and starts yelling at Letty too.

After a break in the sperg out, Vance also says "You're fucked" to join in the abuse of Letty. Then Jon continues being a whiny little bitch telling Letty to "Shut the fuck up" repeatedly. While screaming a red shark comes in and dumps chocolate milk on Letty. Vance then continues the gang up on Letty. I'm not even enjoying this, Jon's screaming isn't funny he legit just screams over her.

I hope Jon's 'businesses' all fail and Fatty kills himself.
 
Someone needs to hit Jon in the face with a baseball bat fr fr no cap

He would never say those things or in that tone and volume to someone who might punch him. He's a giant pussy and he said someone should pay fishbucks to fuck Letty as if she has no choice. Jon's keyword is "manipulate". He asks Letty a question and when she answers he shouts at her to shut up. Jon is a retard and a pussy. I can't even... Fatty, seeing that he has backing, gets smug and uses Jon's keyword that Letty "manipulates" Fatty for ......something.....

This is a real shit show. I'm pretty sure the producers coached or manipulated Jon into thinking/saying/doing some of this shit.

If Letty doesn't win the game, she still wins for not being remotely the same type of piece of human garbage everyone else associated with the show is.
 
Holy fucking shit, I'm so fucking tired of the dogpile on Letty it's unreal. Its seriously too much from all sides and the bitch just takes it. She needs to win.

Fatty is a bitter Quasimodo. Jon is sadly a gullible retard. Vance is yeah. No one is there to protect Letty except herself.

I can't believe it, but I'm rooting for the baby shaker, it's better for her to win rather than have her sue Sam and Jet later.
 
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