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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
In the past five minutes Letty endured the abuse of Jon, Vance, Jet, Red Shark, and Chris. In the middle of the argument she got a liquid poured onto her. Then Jet came up in order to yell at Letty the same time as Jon. To add insult to injury the crew came up and gave Jon a snack and Vance a loot crate, seemingly to try and shit on Letty more.
 
Holy shit, Letty just demolished Chris and made him sperg out. He legit says he has no control over his porn addition, lmao. Letty is in a good mood and isn't bothered by Chris. I guess all the constant harassment has hardened her
considering her relationship with that psychotic nigger, this should be a cakewalk for her.
 
Watching some of the posters in this thread smash face first into reality after idealizing these turboautists the first couple weeks it was going has been more fun to watch than the show itself.

Surprise, your internet dad/waifu/husbando is just as retarded as the rest of us.
 
Amazing how what a soy boy Vance is, he legit won't say a damn thing to Letty until two literal autistic spergs do it first. I hope his girlfriend is watching and sees what a cuck he is and dumps him.
 
Jet and Jon are upstairs smoking a cigar while talking to Letty in front of the bathroom where she was going to shower. She's asking if they'll bring her some clothes, since hers are all ruined, while they blow smoke in her face. Jet says he'll get her clothes but it'll cost a fishbuck. Not sure if they decided they'll buy her clothes or if Jon is lending her something. The hell house is now a frat house where the guys bro out and Letty is the abused girl who is incentivised to stay so she gets the money at the end.
 
Jet and Jon are upstairs smoking a cigar while talking to Letty in front of the bathroom where she was going to shower. She's asking if they'll bring her some clothes, since hers are all ruined, while they blow smoke in her face. Jet says he'll get her clothes but it'll cost a fishbuck. Not sure if they decided they'll buy her clothes or if Jon is lending her something. The hell house is now a frat house where the guys bro out and Letty is the abused girl who is incentivised to stay so she gets the money at the end.
They also told her she would have to clean the house naked first if she wanted to get clothes. Obviously, it's a joke and I don't care, but just imagine if he said this to Josie. The fans would throw a shitfit.
 
They also told her she would have to clean the house naked first if she wanted to get clothes. Obviously, it's a joke and I don't care, but just imagine if he said this to Josie. The fans would throw a shitfit.
It's been pathetic for some time now but the more it drags on the more pathetic it is. I don't expect it will age well either when people revisit Fishtank.
I would like the Fishtank team to justify this at some point and explain why they decided this was a good decision, while they're at it they can explain why the Final Act is consistently more dull than any other week to date.
 
It's been pathetic for some time now but the more it drags on the more pathetic it is. I don't expect it will age well either when people revisit Fishtank.
If they thought MDE getting ghosted after World Peace was bad, they've given a month and a half of nonstop munitions to the terminally twitter crowd, good luck with that retard circus
 
I would like the Fishtank team to justify this at some point and explain why they decided this was a good decision
The unfortunate reality is that KF seems to be the only place where a number of people actually empathize with Letty. The fishtank team are just pandering to their insane Twitter and Fishtank chat fans when they constantly ridicule and belittle her and as its the wigger boys club they don't understand the bad optics, or rather don't really care because they know the nu-MDE audience is just a bunch of zoomers seething at a woman.
 
Everyone would cheer lol except Letty fans probably. They're perpetually angry about something.
Friend, you know I am Josie Gang.
Josie getting any of the usual abuse Letty gets would cause a lot of upset and then Jet would cry and say it felt bad in a tweet. They'd then give her ample time to clean up and return to her untouched room, give her a plushy and apologize again.
 
I hope Letty wins if not just to spite Sam, Jet & Ben, and all the insane creepy Josiecels. The amount of abuse she receives is disproportionate to whatever she's accused of. She's the only person actually playing the game and she has thicker skin than anyone in the tank. I sincerely hope that seething hatred that she receives from the producers is just a bit on their part because otherwise it's pretty fucking pathetic. If it is genuine hatred, I don't really get it. She's no more annoying than any other 23 year old zoomer on the planet, and the (sometimes literal) shit that she's done is no worse than any of the other fish or freeloaders. Jon and the producers seem to be just abusing her now and not in a funny content way. Jon's sperging on her was unhinged and cringe to listen to/watch.
 
The unfortunate reality is that KF seems to be the only place where a number of people actually empathize with Letty. The fishtank team are just pandering to their insane Twitter and Fishtank chat fans when they constantly ridicule and belittle her and as its the wigger boys club they don't understand the bad optics, or rather don't really care because they know the nu-MDE audience is just a bunch of zoomers seething at a woman.
This is genuinely the only place you can get objective commentary on the product without disgusting faggots spamming how much they want to kiss and hug the navajo.
 
They also told her she would have to clean the house naked first if she wanted to get clothes. Obviously, it's a joke and I don't care, but just imagine if he said this to Josie. The fans would throw a shitfit.
When Jon and Chris were having a serious discussion about how many fishbucks Letty should receive to give sex to one of them, Sam chimed in and told them to stop and not do that again. He said "I get that, it's funny, but let's not entertain prostitution ok" or something to that effect.

Jet is in BR1 with Letty doing some lame "job interview" bit for a hairdresser. Of course, it's one of those "wacky absurd anti-humour" bits that isn't funny or well thought out.

TTS tells Jet that "Letty is fishtank" and he pretends he didn't hear it by responding "what did that say?"
 
This whole project makes Sam come off like a complete retard who has no savvy business skills. If he wanted to have this project break into the mainstream, he’s surrounded himself with the dumbest fucks imaginable to help him do it.

As others have mentioned, not only have they run out of ideas but the whole way he’s been promoting it is not helping them break into the mainstream. Why only use your dumbass zoomer crew for a project like this? He should’ve hired an actual professional with marketing experience. Someone like that would know how to get the project in front of normal, non-terminally online people.

The fact that he’s really only promoting this on Twitter and IG shows how shallow they thought about this. They should be releasing clips constantly on as many social platforms as they can while simultaneously trying to highlight the drama or sexual tension between the fish or anything like that. Set up multiple accounts, some that show wholesome content and some that show edgier content. Instead you get Sam occasionally putting up polls and jet running a shitty Twitter handle. Amazing how short sighted and poorly planned this whole thing is.
 
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