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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
The deranged Fatty is currently making a concoction he called "Letty soup" as revenge for her supposedly taking his bag. He's going to dump the mixture of cream of mushroom, apple, and whatever else he put in the cup on Letty as she sleeps.
 
sum ting wong said:
The deranged Fatty is currently making a concoction he called "Letty soup" as revenge for her supposedly taking his bag. He's going to dump the mixture of cream of mushroom, apple, and whatever else he put in the cup on Letty as she sleeps.
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She needs to strike back. Like fill up a whole bucket of toilet water and throw it on this fat faggot or something, give him a taste of his own medicine. He won't stop until she shows him a lesson.
 
Humongous Faggotous said:
This whole project makes Sam come off like a complete retard who has no savvy business skills. If he wanted to have this project break into the mainstream, he’s surrounded himself with the dumbest fucks imaginable to help him do it.

As others have mentioned, not only have they run out of ideas but the whole way he’s been promoting it is not helping them break into the mainstream. Why only use your dumbass zoomer crew for a project like this? He should’ve hired an actual professional with marketing experience. Someone like that would know how to get the project in front of normal, non-terminally online people.

The fact that he’s really only promoting this on Twitter and IG shows how shallow they thought about this. They should be releasing clips constantly on as many social platforms as they can while simultaneously trying to highlight the drama or sexual tension between the fish or anything like that. Set up multiple accounts, some that show wholesome content and some that show edgier content. Instead you get Sam occasionally putting up polls and jet running a shitty Twitter handle. Amazing how short sighted and poorly planned this whole thing is.
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I don't think Sam has any intention of "breaking into the mainstream" with any of his projects. In fact, I'm pretty sure he's trying to accomplish literally the opposite.

But I do agree that they could probably promote it better with some basic social media marketing techniques instead of striking down clip channels and restreams.
 
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A TTS comes on in Letty's room, "B4 bathroom go go go". (Fatty hid the cup in there earlier). Letty listens and goes into the bathroom while Fatty is sitting no his bed, Fatty says "Looking for that cup". She looks for the cup takes it and dumps it on him. Fatty is pissed, even though he was going to do the same thing to her. He calls her a slut and whore, grabs the baseball bat and runs at her. He tard waddles at her and starts spitting on her. This dude needs to be kicked out. He also told Vance to go fuck himself and said they can all go kill themselves.

COMMON LETTY W
 
sum ting wong said:
A TTS comes on in Letty's room, "B4 bathroom go go go". (Fatty hid the cup in there earlier). Letty listens and goes into the bathroom while Fatty is sitting no his bed, Fatty says "Looking for that cup". She looks for the cup takes it and dumps it on him. Fatty is pissed, even though he was going to do the same thing to her. He calls her a slut and whore, grabs the baseball bat and runs at her. He tard waddles at her and starts spitting on her. This dude needs to be kicked out. He also told Vance to go fuck himself and said they can all go kill themselves.

COMMON LETTY W
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Holy fuck someone please share this clip, it sounds so satisfying. GO LETTY!!
 
sum ting wong said:
A TTS comes on in Letty's room, "B4 bathroom go go go". (Fatty hid the cup in there earlier). Letty listens and goes into the bathroom while Fatty is sitting no his bed, Fatty says "Looking for that cup". She looks for the cup takes it and dumps it on him. Fatty is pissed, even though he was going to do the same thing to her. He calls her a slut and whore, grabs the baseball bat and runs at her. He tard waddles at her and starts spitting on her. This dude needs to be kicked out. He also told Vance to go fuck himself and said they can all go kill themselves.

COMMON LETTY W
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Fatty is staying Letty is leaving. Simple as.

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Humongous Faggotous said:
This whole project makes Sam come off like a complete retard who has no savvy business skills. If he wanted to have this project break into the mainstream, he’s surrounded himself with the dumbest fucks imaginable to help him do it.

As others have mentioned, not only have they run out of ideas but the whole way he’s been promoting it is not helping them break into the mainstream. Why only use your dumbass zoomer crew for a project like this? He should’ve hired an actual professional with marketing experience. Someone like that would know how to get the project in front of normal, non-terminally online people.

The fact that he’s really only promoting this on Twitter and IG shows how shallow they thought about this. They should be releasing clips constantly on as many social platforms as they can while simultaneously trying to highlight the drama or sexual tension between the fish or anything like that. Set up multiple accounts, some that show wholesome content and some that show edgier content. Instead you get Sam occasionally putting up polls and jet running a shitty Twitter handle. Amazing how short sighted and poorly planned this whole thing is.
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In hindsight it's probably best they didn't promote it everywhere they could. If they do a season 2 Sam seems to have realized he shouldn't have left the Wiggers in charge and have a cleaner ship with better content. Then they can promote that and given how Season 1 is going mayhaps just ignore it entirely.
 
Hell yeah she did what I wanted her to do, strike back at the lardass. Fuck you fag, enjoy.

Clip of her getting a snitch tts of fatass hiding a red cup in B4:


Clip of her pouring soup on fatass (the soup he intended to pour on her while she sleeps later)
 
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8:20PM BR3

Fatty is feeling empowered by Jon and is yelling and swearing at Letty from the next room. Jon rushes up to join in. Fatty is screeching about his ear drops having been poured down the sink. Letty denies it.

Fatty yells and swears for awhile. At 8:25 he charges into her room and shakes the mattress and kicks the door. It's hard to understand anything he says because he is so frazzled.

He says she is going to get kicked out because she went too far and goes downstairs to complain to the others.

Fatty, Jon, and the dogpile Letty gag is old and boring. Does any one know if she actual did sabotage his ear drops?
 
Chris can dish it out but can't take it. He just aired a laundry list of complaints while vaping on the couch and it's every single thing he has done to Letty, but it's only a problem because it happened to him for once. He knocked on the basement door to complain and Sam told him to wait 20 minutes.

ETA: Now fatty is complaining that if Vance or Jon had "smoked weed" (it was CBD, remember) they would have been kicked out. Even fatty thinks Letty is coddled.
 
Fatty tard raging again lol. He thinks that Letty dumped his medicine in the sink while she was in the bathroom. He's pissed because he only has the one pair of shorts and he had to ghetto wash them. He went downstairs in the kitchen where everyone else is and said "She needs to die". He said something about him not being like her, he doesn't want to show his tits. The irony in this statement can't be overstated, he's shirtless showing his man tits the whole time, and after he got out of the shower earlier he was full on naked in front of the camera. He was also willingly naked earlier and Letty never showed her tits, it was Betty. He then knocked on the basement door and tard raged at them, but Sam told him to chill out and that everything will be okay in 20 minutes. Not sure what he has planned.

The TTS is going hard on Fatty and he deserves it.
 
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popnloch ness monster said:
"airsoftfatty is a misunderstood sweetheart with a heart of an angel, finally someone giving him a chance :)take that idubz!!!!"
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It's funny because Sam made a vid about Hasbulla recently, where he says that people should stop associating positive traits with disfigured/disabled people like purity, goodness, intelligence, etc, just cause it makes you feel good. Those people are usually just spiteful retards. Makes me think of someone.
 
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