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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
It sucks I can't rate people dumb or autistic in Tor for some reason so I guess I'll just have to write it out for you. You are dumb and autistic. I do feel bad for Letty but I am confident if I went through your post history I'd see several posts featuring you crying about how "it's not a hell house, they're being too nice."

Ok I read your posts and actually I agree with you on a lot of stuff
. The producers have dropped the ball on multiple occasions and everyone knows that including them. Tonight wasn't a fuck up though. It was really well executed and shows they can be competent when they try. I feel bad for Letty and am hoping that the final challenge will be completely fair.
That's alright man, one of my favorite things on the farms is that people don't sugarcoat their complaints or criticisms. Glad we can agree and disagree on things and still hope the best for the show in the end, at least for entertainment value. To be honest, I wasn't present for the event when it happened live, and mostly got my info from the thread, so my bad if I came off as a retard.
 
The screenshot doesn't do how fucked up his skin looks justice. Its worse on video. Circulation probably fucked from the beetus. Truly a vile creature.
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Josie is the best fish
however,
Letty should win fishtank.

Vancepillers need to take some thorazine pills instead. I am still a Josiecel but it's pretty clear that she will have more opportunities after fishtank than Letty. Josie's able to take care of her space and she's either the first or second most well-rounded person on the show. Letty may squander the money, but she fucking deserves it at this point. It's only been a hell house for her. All the other contestants have been skating by.

Since some kiwis don't have the capacity for empathy, I also present the argument that Letty's victory would complete a perfect three act structure, wrapping it up like a nice, mathematically perfect story.
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Josie is the best fish
however,
Letty should win fishtank.

Vancepillers need to take some thorazine pills instead. I am still a Josiecel but it's pretty clear that she will have more opportunities after fishtank than Letty. Josie's able to take care of her space and she's either the first or second most well-rounded person on the show. Letty may squander the money, but she fucking deserves it at this point. It's only been a hell house for her. All the other contestants have been skating by.

Since some kiwis don't have the capacity for empathy, I also present the argument that Letty's victory would complete a perfect three act structure, wrapping it up like a nice, mathematically perfect story.
I agree, Vance and Josie have always been my favorite fish, and either of them winning would be an ok ending, but Letty winning would be the most satisfying. Seeing her become the unlikely antihero protagonist has been entertaining and she has definitely earned the win at this point.

People need to stop bitching about the fake out being "too mean" though. This is the last week. Things are supposed to be hard, and Letty has shown more than anyone else that she can deal with it. When she got spit on by a 399 pound screaming tard and spit on him back without flinching, she proved that it'll take more to phase her than anyone expected. Seeing her dissappointed after her fake "win" was funny and it'll make the payoff better when she hopefully wins for real.

Edit: To whichever one of you copied and pasted part of my response into the /tv thread as your own, learn to come up with your own shitty commentary faggot. I hate having to use the /tv thread to catch up on things instead of here, but having tor running for the Farms at the same time as my other browser slows down my old computer.
 
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Red shark has been enjoying the anonymity lately.

Jon is sleeping on the pile of trash in the garage (top left) after red shark trashed all the mattresses in it.
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Red shark poured all the trash Josie cleaned up back onto the floor, then gave her more plushies and forced her to be excited about it.
 
I'm normally a pretty chilled, laid back, non-violent dude.
But I want nothing more than Chris to get the everloving shit beaten out of him. Not in minecraft.
There's no doubt that Vance and Josie are probably better adjusted 'normal people' and can function out in the real world better, but in no way do they deserve the win. If anything Letty will need the money for the heavy amounts of therapy after dealing with this horseshit.
And losing after all of the abuse, and even assault by the lardass, would probably fuck her up mentally and emotionally *even more*.
EDIT: A bit late but was keeping up on the thread via the absolute garbage TOR mobile browser. But not logged in. Cuz tor doesn't save passwords and I sure as fuck can't remember the random bullshit I use.
Random off-topic fact: Android won't let you take screenshots when using TOR browser because it's deemed "personal information". Fucking lame.
 
Letty will need the money for the heavy amounts of therapy after dealing with this horseshit.
She's a foot sucking piss witch that tried to feminize multiple men in the show, I'm pretty sure whatever was and is wrong with her was there long before anything Sam did.
 
Some confessionals from Day 36.
Letty's get broken up so she has some coming later.

Josie got a unicorn. Thanks paypigs, it's epic!



Josie sharing her soy sauce plush to go with her 2 shimps. Keep 'em coming!
Also forgets Jet's name.


Vance decided he should do more confessionals so here you go. Yeah.


A contractor who may look a lot like one "Dr. Disrespect." Anyone confirm?



Jontent. It's not good.




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Final Confessionals
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Josie's final confessional. She doesn't want to leave and is sad. Trust her, she's sad ok?


Jon tawks about Wetty n stuff. #Jontent




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End final confessionals
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Back in the Fishtank like usual

Josie notices that Fatty looks like a kappa, the Japanese water spirit thing.


Letty talks about Fatty and is grossed out by the confessional.
 
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People need to stop bitching about the fake out being "too mean" though.
If I heard her correctly, Letty said she knew about the fake win before hand. She said they told her when they pulled her into the basement at some point that day and said that they had to tell her because of some legal reasons (I guess they only had to tell her because she was the fake winner). Everyone else didn't know though so all her interactions that day were real (including Fatty tard raging).

It's kind of funny, after being told the game was ending Vance went upstairs at one point and basically spilled his whole strategy. Vance was already a spineless coward but now having to play the rest of the game after telling Letty to her face that he was lying to her is going to make him even weaker.

It also seems like they're going to start fucking with the other fish since the red shark poured shit on Josie and Jon. Jon had his own little sperg out after having soup poured in his hat and some powder poured on him. Josie had a hat full of soup put on her head and took it in stride.

I don't know if Sam came in and told them to start spreading the hate or what but Letty has a pretty nice advantage now. She's already put up with a bunch of shit so she's more used to it than the others and she now goes into the last 6 days knowing all of what Vance told her.
 
I missed yesterday (I think I'm glad that I did because from the description of things the whole thing has become borderline unwatchable). Did ASF ever get his gym bag back that Letty hid in the downstairs bathroom? The last time he thought somebody messed with his stuff he went completely nuts and started putting holes into walls with a broom or something (the ones in the living room) and threatened to kill people. I predicted a chimp-out of even greater proportions, but reading this thread, it seems like nothing ever really came of it? I know he was extremely triggered because he thought Letty got his GFM canceled (hence trashing her room and writing "cunt" on the wall) and he was also seething because Letty poured that shit he cooked up on him before he could to the same to her, but there really wasn't a meltdown because of his missing bag? Looking at the B4 cam, he doesn't seem to have it (he's usually really protective of it and sleeps with it under his head, lol, homeless)? Or did he get it back and hid it?
 
Josie is the best fish
however,
Letty should win fishtank.

Vancepillers need to take some thorazine pills instead. I am still a Josiecel but it's pretty clear that she will have more opportunities after fishtank than Letty. Josie's able to take care of her space and she's either the first or second most well-rounded person on the show. Letty may squander the money, but she fucking deserves it at this point. It's only been a hell house for her. All the other contestants have been skating by.

Since some kiwis don't have the capacity for empathy, I also present the argument that Letty's victory would complete a perfect three act structure, wrapping it up like a nice, mathematically perfect story.
here's a counter point :

Letty plays with human feces and pulled a necklace out of a porta-potty.

EDIT: I don't know where this nonsense about Letty being hated for no reason came from. There are plenty of deranged retards that spam kill Letty, but out of any of the people on fishtank she is the least likeable. You can say she makes content, because god bless her she does, but the issue I have is people who act like she is without fault when she is a complete cunt to everyone around her as long as they aren't in ear shot. I get this is apart of the show and she is fulfilling that role well, but people acting like she gets hate for no reason are coping.
 
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The fake ending was really well done but it made it really stand out how poorly done pretty much every other bit they've done on the show has been. I wish they'd put that kind of effort in the whole time.

Also not a good sign that I mostly just felt relief that this shit wouldn't consume my time anymore, but I'm a glutton for punishment so I'm back of course.

In retrospect it makes sense to me that they told Letty beforehand. When Goldstriker came in and said they were doing an elimination challenge I thought it was weird how calm and cheerful she was. She seemed to be in an amused mood the whole day after coming up from that basement meeting.

I'm just grateful there's still a chance we get to see Fatty die of a heart attack or stairs accident live on air.
 
The fake ending was really well done but it made it really stand out how poorly done pretty much every other bit they've done on the show has been. I wish they'd put that kind of effort in the whole time.
I blame some - but not all - of the poor execution on Sam doing WP2 at the same time.

I don't know if I want to keep watching, to be honest. I think I can be happy just pretending the bit last night was the real end.
 
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