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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Jon planned to ignore Letty all day to get to her, instead she ignores him, he eventually can't take it, and they talk upstairs. Jon explains he will be nicer to her from now on, but if she lies again, he will be mean. He claims he can ALWAYS tell whenever anyone is lying to him. He seems to truly believe that he can tell who is lying and telling the truth.

I didn't catch the entire conversation, but that was the gist of it. Another Letty W.
 
Jet is shilling some game and keeps repeating you can quit your job and live off the profits of the game.

I can't wait for the r/antiwork posts that will create in a few months
 
CoolFool said:
Jon planned to ignore Letty all day to get to her, instead she ignores him, he eventually can't take it, and they talk upstairs. Jon explains he will be nicer to her from now on, but if she lies again, he will be mean. He claims he can ALWAYS tell whenever anyone is lying to him. He seems to truly believe that he can tell who is lying and telling the truth.

I didn't catch the entire conversation, but that was the gist of it. Another Letty W.
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Jon isn't even a contestant. He doesn't matter so she should keep ignoring him. Sam is fucking with Jon by making him think he is important. He had better crush Jon soon.
 
It's wild how much Frank loves fatty despite him having so much in common with Boogie.

Mr.Bucket said:
Because he can't drive let alone handle a 2 wheeled machine with a manual transmission.
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He can drive. He used to have the same generation Dodge Caravan as Chris Chan. He lost the keys and abandonned it because he was too lazy to get new keys made.
 
I'm surprised they haven't done a trivia style gameshow challenge yet...have they? They're all zoomers so 90's trivia could be interesting. I fucking swear, it shouldn't be this hard for Jet and his crew to have had daily challenges already setup to go.
 
ManiacalChrisBenoit said:
I'm surprised they haven't done a trivia style gameshow challenge yet...have they? They're all zoomers so 90's trivia could be interesting. I fucking swear, it shouldn't be this hard for Jet and his crew to have had daily challenges already setup to go.
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The only thing resembling trivia that I've seen is the "Goldstriker" test and some of those questions didn't have established answers, "How did the Goldstriker family dynasty make their money?" for instance...unless I missed all the backstory for this imaginary character.

I think they are avoiding trivia because it doesn't give them the flexibility to fix the results like they have been doing with most of the other challenges.
 
ManiacalChrisBenoit said:
I'm surprised they haven't done a trivia style gameshow challenge yet...have they? They're all zoomers so 90's trivia could be interesting. I fucking swear, it shouldn't be this hard for Jet and his crew to have had daily challenges already setup to go.
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they did the psat and goldstriker triva quiz, but they have been majorly lacking in the challenges dept.

i think it was suggested earlier in the thread but you should be able to buy mini challenges with tokens. like a 10-20 min contest, play a sound on the speaker, announce what it is and a small prize for the winner, and have a hard rule set or a chat vote to decide the winner, like who can scream louder or who can clean up more,make a bigger mess. and have 2-3 an hour. make the prize 1/2 of what it cost in coins to the winner. it would fill up the content void and increase the viewer interaction ten fold.

they are already screening the tts, so just have someone screen these also.
 
Jon, Vance, and Chris are upstairs. Jon said he had something to tell them in private. Jon attempts to block the door with objects in the room so Letty or Josie doesn't come in/hear them.

Ben briefly came inside and told Vance he had to take a shit before leaving, lol.

I can't really tell what Jon is saying. When he whispers I simply can't understand him. All I heard from Jon is that today is his last day here, he's leaving tomorrow morning, and he wants to do something big before he leaves.

Jon is now blabbing to everything Letty told him, about how Vance is using him, of course they deny this.

Jon is now asking for ideas to do something big that doesn't break the rules. Chris says he should get behind Letty and scream "Why are you talking about Vance's girlfriend like that?!" in order to make others think she's gossiping. Vance shuts that idea down and says he doesn't like it.

Jon says why doesn't he instead try saying something like "Why are you talking about Jon wanting to rub your feet like that?!" Jon explains that Letty sees feet as sexual.

Ben interrupts to let Vance know he's done taking a shit.

Chris continues and says he should also talk about Letty's love for poop. Jon also floats the idea of Chris being naked, but thankfully Chris says he's not allowed to do that anymore.

TTS says that these 3 guys can't break Letty. They reply they aren't trying to break her, they just want to make her unviable. Chris says he really loves the idea of just staying behind Letty, yelling at her. I really hate Chris.

Jon suggests going into the garage and it's hard to hear because of TTS, but I believe the plan is grabbing garbage to dump on her. Honestly, these guys suck. Letty is used to having trash on her. Jon tried ignoring Letty and instead he was the one that couldn't take it.

Vance says he thinks trashing Letty's room or dumping it on Letty isn't really going to bug her. Tbh, I feel like Vance is lying here, and is actually being nice and doesn't want Letty to get more trash on her. So props to that, Vance. You're still boring and a bad competitor, tho.

Jet barges in and says the new challenge is that the only thing that can be done in this house, is on Chris's bed. He says that means EVERYTHING. Writing, reading, talking, eating, sleeping, etc. It must be done on his bed. If you do anything OFF the bed, "Something bad will happen". The person with the least infractions, wins a fish bucks. If no one makes a mistake, then everyone gets a fish buck.

That bed is cursed and gross. Feel bad for the fish lol.
 
Day 37 4:14PM BR4
Jet.
The only place anything will happen - will happen in this room.
Reading, writing, drinking water, etc must happen in this room.
ALL DAY today anything that happens must happen in this room.

Letty askes about food/water.

Jet says they can get things, but to eat them "your butt must be on this bed sitting on the bed."

Edit: Ninja'd again
 
Josie and Vance are sitting on the corners of the bed, while Letty is sitting up against the bedframe, opposite to Chris. I don't see how Vance and Josie are going to last in such a cramped position, but they did last forever on that chair challenge, so we shall see. Jon is reading the Bible in the center of the edge of the bed.

Chris is already being disgusting and saying he ate a lot of food and will be gassy. Chris is taking up most of the bed like a snorlax. I really hate Chris and am mad he is still hear after his crazy sperg out last night.
 
The chat just asked Jon to read a verse out of 1st Corinthians and the nigger had to look at the table of contents to find it. I'm thinking this bible thing is an act.
 
TTS tells Fatty to move closer to Letty. Letty looks over at him, disgusted at the thought and she tries to position her foot to keep him from moving his enormous blob of a body closer.
Obviously that didn't work, and he's been slowly oozing closer as time has gone on.
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EDIT: That didn't take long.
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ManiacalChrisBenoit said:
The chat just asked Jon to read a verse out of 1st Corinthians and the nigger had to look at the table of contents to find it. I'm thinking this bible thing is an act.
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Jon lore is schizo. He bought the Bible at the airport on his way to the tank the first time around. He shouted out his "Muslim and Christian fans" a lot too. After he was eliminated he asked for people to help him read and understand the Bible. I think he is embracing the meme, but he doesn't seem to understand or be very interested in theology.
 
Jet is doing some kind of trivia now. He's reading quotes from the fish and having them guess who said them.

"Letty is a threat because the tank is all she has. Her life outside is completely messed up."

"Jon is a literal reatrd and the most self-absorbed person I've ever met. He is unironically going to Hell."

"Vance is such a pussy that he is actually taking orders from that retard Damiel."

Not exact quotes because my typing speed is limited by my retardation
 
a great big cabbage said:
Jet is doing some kind of trivia now. He's reading quotes from the fish and having them guess who said them.

"Letty is a threat because the tank is all she has. Her life outside is completely messed up."

"Jon is a literal reatrd and the most self-absorbed person I've ever met. He is unironically going to Hell."

"Vance is such a pussy that he is actually taking orders from that retard Damiel."

Not exact quotes because my typing speed is limited by my retardation
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Worth mentioning that Jon asked Jet to repeat and clarify the rules TWICE because he wasn't sure who called him a retard.

Jet will be back in approximately 15 minutes so the fish can guess who the quotes were from. The prize is 20 minutes off the bed to do anything they want.
 
Vance keeps wiping his hands and trying not to think about what those stains could be....
Letty finally leap-frogged the ham planet
The reflection in the mirror looks like a scene from a snuff film
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What quote did Jet say about Josie?

Letty has moved away from Chris. Chris is now spreading his legs to touch Letty no matter where she goes. Chris said he isn't touching Josie because she's a "good person". Letty asks if that means it's okay to touch someone without their consent if they're a bad person? Chris doesn't respond.

Jet coms in a throws piss on everyone. A little even manages to get on Josie, wow. I don't know it's really piss, it looked like it but it could have been apple juice.
 
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