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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Jason Hoestriker

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Each time I tuned in since the last days I've felt like I'm going to witness a heinous crime...especially when Fatty is in the room.

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Retink Retunk said:
I think he's lying, and covered more of the interview in the Anisa thread.

He claims Ian did it in secret, and he wasn't even supposed to mention it. He then also said Fatty has no way of accepting it directly so they don't even know where it goes and that it might have been stolen. I just think it's one of his many lies as he distorts and lies about shit all the time in the interview to make his point, and if he's ever called out on it, he doesn't concede the point but rather changes it and doubles down.
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The more I argued with Harley Morenstein, the better I came to know his dialectic. First Harley Morenstein counted on the stupidity of his adversary, and then, when there was no other way out, Harley Morenstein himself simply played stupid. If all this didn't help, Harley Morenstein pretended not to understand, or, if challenged, he changed the subject in a hurry, quoted platitudes which, if you accepted them, Harley Morenstein immediately related to entirely different matters, and then, if again attacked, gave ground and pretended not to know exactly what you were talking about. Whenever you tried to attack Harley Morenstein, your hand closed on a jelly-like slime which divided up and poured through your fingers, but in the next moment collected again. But if you really struck Harley Morenstein so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, he couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. Harley Morenstein had not the slightest recollection of the day before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; Harley Morenstein couldn't remember a thing, except that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day. Sometimes I stood there thunderstruck. I didn't know what to be more amazed at: the agility of Harley Morenstein's tongue or his virtuosity at lying. Gradually I began to hate Harley Morenstein.
 
This Is Violence Now said:
Wow nigga I tune in to see Josie 41, Letty 36, it really is over isn't it? The bad ending is about to become reality.
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Just remember that Jet is the real loser in all of this. he cucks himself out of 35K to get rejected by a Mexican retard because he masturbates to the idea of her being his Japanese trad anime waifu but is too much of a degenerate to not be a retarded incel himself.

It's not the ending we want, but it's the ending Jet deserves
 
a great big cabbage said:
Just remember that Jet is the real loser in all of this. he cucks himself out of 35K to get rejected by a Mexican retard because he masturbates to the idea of her being his Japanese trad anime waifu but is too much of a degenerate to not be a retarded incel himself.

It's not the ending we want, but it's the ending Jet deserves
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Where does this meme about Jet wanting to date Josie come from? I want to know, I see it repeated so much.

The day is almost over and they haven't really done shit yet, I just want them to hurry up and declare a winner so I can move on with my life.
 
CoolFool said:
Where does this meme about Jet wanting to date Josie come from? I want to know, I see it repeated so much.

The day is almost over and they haven't really done shit yet, I just want them to hurry up and declare a winner so I can move on with my life.
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I don't know where it originated I just repeat it because I'm retarded.

I read, on KF I think, that Sam asked Jet if he chose "that native girl you like" when they were discussing Fishtank contestants on one of the streams. I don't know if that's true or not or which stream it would have been.
 
New toy just dropped, give Letty a pep talk. Someone bought it and Jet gave Letty a hammy but nice pet talk (Basically saying she's strong and should be proud). Letty expected to be screamed at and said that she prefers if Jet screams at her. Jet jokes that she likes being screamed at. Letty says no, she just feels guilty. Jet is surprised, asked why she feels guilty. Letty starts fidgeting and can't answer. It's obvious she's trying not to cry. At that point Jet can see she's not joking and gets serious.

Letty take a minute but is eventually able to say that she feels guilty because she feels like she's letting people down and that she feels pressure to keep going and doesn't feel as strong as Jet is making her out to be etc... Jet gives Letty a legit pep talk and tells her to be proud and that she's strong and stuff.
 
Very jewish poll. Who is the underdog and who is the fan favourite? I'd guess it's intentionally nebulous so the producer's can choose who they want. Which is what they were going to do all along. Polls are so gay.

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a great big cabbage said:
Just remember that Jet is the real loser in all of this. he cucks himself out of 35K to get rejected by a Mexican retard because he masturbates to the idea of her being his Japanese trad anime waifu but is too much of a degenerate to not be a retarded incel himself.

It's not the ending we want, but it's the ending Jet deserves
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Is this a joke are you actually retarded enough to believe Jet really wants to bang her?
CoolFool said:
Where does this meme about Jet wanting to date Josie come from? I want to know, I see it repeated so much.

The day is almost over and they haven't really done shit yet, I just want them to hurry up and declare a winner so I can move on with my life.
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It's a combination of people jokingly shipping the two and also I think some Josiecels projecting their feelings about her on Jet.
 
a great big cabbage said:
Very jewish poll. Who is the underdog and who is the fan favourite? I'd guess it's intentionally nebulous so the producer's can choose who they want. Which is what they were going to do all along. Polls are so gay.

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This is the most retarded poll I have ever seen. How are the simp paypigs not going to vote for the fan favorite? And of course the underdog would get less votes, if it won it wouldn't be the underdog now would it. Like, what the fuck. And of course the fan favorite is Josie and the underdog is Letty, how is that nebulous.
 
ManiacalChrisBenoit said:
It comes from the fact that they obviously have kept Josie from really getting any abuse throughout the entirety of the show.
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TBH I assumed (and still do) that Josie's lax treatment was for financial reasons, not because Jet likes Josie. Josie is their cash cow, and she almost left after the swatting incident, so it makes sense to go easy on the fish that is bringing in the most money.
 
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