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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Okay if this whole thing is a Willy Wonka bit then that is hilarious. Does that mean one of them wins the deed to the house?
 
Final challenge is who can eat the most chicken fingers at Applebee's and the "pack your shit" was just a way to get everyone into the Econo-Van
 
CoolFool said:
The crew is back. Sam is sick of TTS, tells Jet to rip the speaker off, which was p funny.

Anyway, Sam is discussing who the winner is. Telling the fish their positive traits and stuff at the moment. Says Letty probably honestly won this whole competition.

Sam tells Josie that his fans rigged every single fan competition. Says that it's a great way to win a competition, but also a great way to ruin it and ruins the fun. Sam says on season 2 he will hire a slut from Target to judge competitions.

Sam says he doesn't actually hate Letty, but her fans are nuts and claims they sent the crew death threats. Says he's over that, but the actual issue is that Letty smoked weed. So, she lost the competition. Says he isn't joking and she legit lost.

Says Josie should have read her contract. That the contract clearly says there is no guarantee that anyone will get any money and that Sam owns all the rights to their life's story.

Sam says he spent almost all budget on lawyers so this is all legal.

Sam is now shitting on the fans and says the show is shut down because of the fans trying to shut it down. Tells the fans they're pathetic for spending 6 weeks watching people pick up turds and other gross stuff. Sam says fans are pathetic and that there is a whole world out there yet they're watching this show. Says he's not joking, fans are retarded and need to hear this for their own good. Said he won't be streaming again after this, he has bigger project (MDE2) to worry about.

Says that's all folks and leaves.
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The classic Sam "I hate everything and everybody" rant, long term Sam viewers are familiar with this.
 
Sam brings Josie downstairs and says she won, presents her with a 35K check. Also gives Letty a 20K check since they feel like she was tortured enough to get it.
 
Letty deserved to win but 20k and her fishbucks aren't bad either. I'm fine with this
 
Can anyone tell me what Sam's speech to Letty was? Screen kept freezing so I didn't hear hardly any of it.
 
Right. It was literally a Charlie and the Chocolate factory ending.

Jet said it cost 250k
 
The contract did say the only real prize was the grand prize, so it would be funny if Letty doesn't end up getting the 20k (I don't think this is going to happen).

I'm genuinely worried for Letty after this ends because of her stalker, lol. My opinion didn't really change on anyone although I respect Josie, Vance, and Letty more. I actually think better of Sylvia now than when she was there.

As for Sam and Jet, my faith in WP2 being good has fallen even farther.
 
CoolFool said:
Can anyone tell me what Sam's speech to Letty was? Screen kept freezing so I didn't hear hardly any of it.
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Basically he said he isn't attracted to her, but she was able to pick up on the jokes and play into them a lot when he tried bouncing gags off her and he thinks that's a really rare trait and it helped make the show. I missed specificis because the stream was shitting, but thats the basic idea.

Will this be in the archive? Can someone please get a clean clip of the cool ending speeches?
 
Telecom said:
Letty has been paid the required amount EQUAL TO AN AMAZON WAREHOUSE WORKER'S SALARY
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And she was treated with more dignity!
grapeshark77 said:
I'm genuinely worried for Letty after this ends because of her stalker, lol.
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Anyone seriously interested in that gremlin has to have at least 5 different flavors of brain damage. It's a toss up whether he's so dangerous he has to be tied down at all times or he's so retarded he needs help breathing.
 
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