🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Oilspill Battery]

• I expected nobody to fall down the stairs.
• I hoped that one person would fall down the stairs.
• Multiple people fell down the stairs and the most annoying one broke his jaw falling down the stairs.

Color me satisfied.

I'm not saying watching the fatty fall down the stairs wasn't funny, but that's a post hoc highlight.

In the moment to moment how rewarding was it?

 

[Tom Myers]

FISHTANK DOT LIVE CONCLUDES: IT DEFINITELY WASN'T FUNNY AT ALL! LETS FEATURE IT ON OUR ONION SITE!

 

[a great big cabbage]

I'm not saying watching the fatty fall down the stairs wasn't funny, but that's a post hoc highlight.

In the moment to moment how rewarding was it?

If fish were sleeping or being niggers I tuned off for a while.

There was plenty of hijinks and it was fun to watch it happen live.

It was better with the forum because people would naturally be watching different fish/cams/rooms and notify fellow kiwis of any interesting developments.

This thread created 1200 pages over 42 days which means we averaged 28 pages per day.

I promise it wasn't all people complaining of boredom.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

The fact that they paid her like $1k to fuck chris and she spent the whole time talking to him and saying she feels "too much of a connection" to do what she usually does after seeing his shit crusted ass means sam and the gang got scammed.
Like yeah no one would want to fuck chris but she chose to take the extra $200 to stay for another hour.
They paid Chip like $200 and Warren got less than that, there's no way they would pay some random chick almost $1000 to say she's a hooker for a couple hours.

(NOTE: At no point did I expect Chris to actually be able to have sex. I expected her to spend like 10 minutes trying to find his dick and give up.)


Must be for only some of the rooms, then. Someone told me about Chris being convinced by TTS that Mark Hamill died at like 11pm and when i found the actual file(s) (it was 3 separate clips), it was in Bedroom 4 so I had to look in the Bedroom 3 folder, and the timestamp was one full day after it actually occurred and said it happened at 6am.

She got paid to fuck *with* Chris.

 

[Punitive Castration]

I'm not saying watching the fatty fall down the stairs wasn't funny, but that's a post hoc highlight.

In the moment to moment how rewarding was it?

I could just have womanbrain but there were a lot of slow moments that I really enjoyed even though it wasn't people falling down the stairs and whatever.

Example - the last day of camping, everyone got very drunk and Vance got blackout drunk. The next day everyone slept in massively, and showered for the first time in four days, and Fatty joined Lance and Simon as a freeloader. After dinner, Letty, Sylvia, Josie, and Vance all got chained together by the ankle during Chris's standup, and five minutes after it was over one of them blurted out "are they not coming back to take these off?"

For the next few hours, Simon Lance and Fatty had a very mellow how-do-you-do while the fish walked mostly in silence around the house looking balefully in various rooms for clues to unlock themselves so they could rest. Which sounds like a hard watch but it really wasn't, it was like a very strange family reunion where all the kids hate each other and the adults are meeting for the first time and they keep telling the kids to go play upstairs and stop jangling around the kitchen. The confessional cam had also only come online when the fish were very unshowered due to camp, so when they all piled into the bathroom to look for clues with clean hair and skin it was like, oh! I'm seeing you all for the first time.

Pretty much nothing wild or crazy happened that night, but watching them slowly unlock themselves and instead of going to bed or hiding, coming to rest with the freeloaders in the living room and sit around Fatty while he sang Simple Man was like, extreme mood. I don't really need things to be kino all the time, that was just a very human evening.

 

[Noble Redditor]

If fish were sleeping or being niggers I tuned off for a while.

There was plenty of hijinks and it was fun to watch it happen live.

It was better with the forum because people would naturally be watching different fish/cams/rooms and notify fellow kiwis of any interesting developments.

This thread created 1200 pages over 42 days which means we averaged 28 pages per day.

I promise it wasn't all people complaining of boredom.

I know we were averaging a lot more pages before the site went down and we had to migrate to Tor. I could barely keep up with it. I think it was at least 800 pages in the first few days.

 

[Sneedifarms]

I know we were averaging a lot more pages before the site went down and we had to migrate to Tor. I could barely keep up with it. I think it was at least 800 pages in the first few days.

the thread slowed down significantly once the sneedchat channel was added. without it we would probably have surpassed 2k pages by now.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Stole this from twitter.

 

[Aidan]

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Stole this from twitter.

They were broken down and built back up. We're all gonna make it.

 

[Berrakh]

If you want to date her you need to make more than she just did. Sorry chuds, that’s life.

 

[Spatula]

I haven't watched a single minute of this show, AMA

No one asked.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Is there a best of video available?

 

[Aidan]

Is there a best of video available?

It just ended and a lot of the "best of" highlights are subjective and complicated as they involve multiple cameras, sometimes at the same time. From what I've gathered, not very many people have all of the archives, let alone recordings to supplement what the archives missed.
I think any proper "best of" compilation in a single video will take awhile. I'm a terrible editor and don't have the hardware for it. A weekly "best of" would be ideal since each week is almost like a new show, so I hope someone out there with the footage and skills puts something like that together.

Be sure to search the thread for Airsoftfatty/Fatty/Chris falling on the stairs.

 

[BigNig]

I'm pretty sure the plan is to cut up the footage into highlights to represent a more traditional reality show format that'll probably be released on Sam's gumroad. I'd wait for that, since it'll contain the footage they got on real cameras that we haven't seen.

 

[C. Cactus]

What format is the filmed version being shipped to season pass holders in? I don't remember typing in an address either, maybe I just forgot that I did.

 

[afternoon_tea]

I could just have womanbrain but there were a lot of slow moments that I really enjoyed even though it wasn't people falling down the stairs and whatever.

Example - the last day of camping, everyone got very drunk and Vance got blackout drunk. The next day everyone slept in massively, and showered for the first time in four days, and Fatty joined Lance and Simon as a freeloader. After dinner, Letty, Sylvia, Josie, and Vance all got chained together by the ankle during Chris's standup, and five minutes after it was over one of them blurted out "are they not coming back to take these off?"

For the next few hours, Simon Lance and Fatty had a very mellow how-do-you-do while the fish walked mostly in silence around the house looking balefully in various rooms for clues to unlock themselves so they could rest. Which sounds like a hard watch but it really wasn't, it was like a very strange family reunion where all the kids hate each other and the adults are meeting for the first time and they keep telling the kids to go play upstairs and stop jangling around the kitchen. The confessional cam had also only come online when the fish were very unshowered due to camp, so when they all piled into the bathroom to look for clues with clean hair and skin it was like, oh! I'm seeing you all for the first time.

Pretty much nothing wild or crazy happened that night, but watching them slowly unlock themselves and instead of going to bed or hiding, coming to rest with the freeloaders in the living room and sit around Fatty while he sang Simple Man was like, extreme mood. I don't really need things to be kino all the time, that was just a very human evening.

I enjoyed a lot of the low key moments too. It was that sort of human stuff that got me attached to the fish and made me care about what happened to them. Usually stuff like that would happen as I was unwinding for the day and I'd just chill out and crochet and see what they were up to, it was relaxing.

A lot of people's favorite challenge was the original Cell where the majority of it was just a bunch of people sitting in a room together needing to pee. It's hard to explain to people who never got into the show, it's just a "you had to be there to understand" thing.

A lot of the fun was the experience of watching it with other fans and discussing live. I will never forgive the trannies for fucking with the farms while it was on as every other place was full of stupid waifu wars shit and alogging.

 

[Kees H]

What format is the filmed version being shipped to season pass holders in? I don't remember typing in an address either, maybe I just forgot that I did.

They said they will email you a download link on the page that was advertising the simp pass.

 

[Devil's Avocado]

So much stuff has happened that most people have probably even forgotten about it (it was years ago, bro), but to this day I still have no idea if ASF completely losing it at TTS and calling it an ancient ghost named Steve was an act or not. On one hand, it came and went so suddenly, it seems totally like something producers would tell him to do and then just dropped because they didn't have a plan for it. On the other hand, fatty got increasingly unhinged in his first days and I think it was the day producers gave him his weed vape back, so he mellowed (using this word very loosely here) out quite a bit and didn't have as many meltdowns after that. I guess we'll never find out because even if it was real, fatty will deny it and tell it was all part of some bigger plan.

 

[This Is Violence Now]

Aborting the previous mission to upload the post credits fishtank, on tor it is not doable for me currently, it keeps giving errors, takes too long. I will wait till we're on the clear.

 

[Angry Shoes]

So much stuff has happened that most people have probably even forgotten about it (it was years ago, bro), but to this day I still have no idea if ASF completely losing it at TTS and calling it an ancient ghost named Steve was an act or not. On one hand, it came and went so suddenly, it seems totally like something producers would tell him to do and then just dropped because they didn't have a plan for it. On the other hand, fatty got increasingly unhinged in his first days and I think it was the day producers gave him his weed vape back, so he mellowed (using this word very loosely here) out quite a bit and didn't have as many meltdowns after that. I guess we'll never find out because even if it was real, fatty will deny it and tell it was all part of some bigger plan.

If you believe that then you should know I'm also being haunted by Steve and he said you should send me $500.