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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Airsoftfatty's former foster sister made serious accusations of abuse by Chris and his mother including that he tried to touch her breast when she was around 13 and he was about 16. Her account is consistent with accusations made before by her brother Gabe.
She also accused him of sexually assaulting her ex girlfriend
I will believe this based on his sex pest behavior on fishtank.

I checked his content out again and found that his toilet's ventilation is right next to his window:
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And it seems the wood walls are bending due to all the moisture? And ofc he blames the workers not putting them right lol.

This shack isn't going to last a year with Fatty inside.
 
No Josie stream today but we did get a slop update
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I found this in the replies, no clue if it's real or not and I really don't want to crawl /ftl/ to confirm. I wouldn't be shocked if this or some variation of this story was true though
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The Josiecel at the expo posted about it on /bant/ but I'd have to go to the archives for it. Been busy.

Bad Ideas is someone I've marked as a "Notable weirdo" before due to his odd superchats. He sent weird superchats about going to Game On Expo and proposing to her but I've been too busy to go back through her streams to do the usual posting and highlight them. Asking her out isn't so bad on its own but I'm sure he made it as awkward as possible before, during, and after based on his insane ramblings after the fact of which I've only seen a snippet.
Luke was confirmed at Game On Expo and supposedly doxed for his troubles. Normally, when someone is known to be at an event with Josie, people hone in to get any glimpse of her they can so I imagine people were watching his socials to see if he shared anything. Luke needs to fill us in! Remember that us freaks at Kiwifarms didn't dox you.
A friend did check the threads for me and told me later that Josie's scars go from forearm to shoulder, visible due to a cosplay. He didn't bother to send the pic and said he couldn't find it again but if I can I'll share later.

I'm not aware of anything else notable happening. 3 4 days of quiet. No indication of how she did or if she did anything else at the expo. Admittedly, I'm disappointed she didn't do an IG live playing games or walking around the place. She did say she'd be stuck at her booth the entire time and foolishly invited people to hang out with here there to pass the time. I'm sure she regretted that quick...
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The lack of stream yesterday was personally unexpected. As far as I know, all of her big personal obligations are finally settled and she's not doing much except Youtube from here on out. We'll see how she handles it with no excuses to break the schedule. My guess: She'll break it and throw people a bone with a member's post like she does and not care otherwise. I don't think her fans are worth respect but if she isn't reliable she's going to increasingly be stuck with the most diehard crazies as more normal viewers drop off. I won't complain because it's funny but it's a bad move if she intends to carry on.
 
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I think if Josie had more devious fans they could get her to do some terrible things.

I think the stream content was mediocre but she performed very well financially. It was more chat reads than it was messing around with a microwave. Views were ~450 throughout as far as I can tell.
The downward trend will likely continue overall but for now it is bucked.

She said Game On Expo went way better than anticipated and she sold out of "many a thing." She expected two josiecels. Luke is known. Bad Ideas maybe told her he'd be there. Quite a few other fans stopped by her booth, apparently. The way she talks, I'm shocked how little there is out there from the expo.
Day 1 is cosplay.
Day 2 is red jacket.
Day 3... nothing?

No selfies? No creepshots? No stories?
Bad Ideas lost his marbles but didn't say anything worthwhile from what I've seen aside from confirming Luke was at her booth a fair bit. Luke mentioned he was there and shared a selfie that people made fun of but nothing else. Josie was quiet but that's expected.
 
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Big Brother contestant Luke Valentine, who got kicked off for saying nigga, replied to Jet saying he is interested, now the ball is in Jet's court.

From Tax's instagram, fancy new backsplash and faucet. Cabinets have been replaced and painted. Fridge is still dented.
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According to Reddit, this is about Betty getting a channel strike for racism, but I don't see any details which support that.
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Just some mishmash from Damiel's visit to Rhode Island. It's coming to pass that because Vance, Letty, and Josie didn't have much of a social media presence before the show that they're starting to fall back into having basically none in comparison to Damiel who... overshares. I'll spoiler out the trivial parts.
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  • Went to see Joeyy with Nick and others in Worcester on Aug 12.
  • Wigger Chris' birthday was during the trip, while they were out Damiel pulled a Betty


  • There is a laker damiel track that someone who likes rap more than me would have to evaluate

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  • Went on Hong Kong 2 with Chris as planned, the Jet episode hasn't dropped yet though so his won't drop until after that
Damiel often says weird shit so you could read into this, or not.
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Really though I think if I was rating the odds of prior contestants being on set - not even being freeloaders or milkmans or whatever but just being around, Damiel's probably higher on the list than Josie just because he's an aimless employable chigger and they'll be hurting for trustworthy people to do things like get groceries and run the TTS and shit.

Also, this fell off the back of a truck.
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I brought the quality down with the intent to upload it here but KF won't take it so I just kept it small for gofile anyway.
  • Went into the weekend before this stream planning to work on his video essays and be extremely productive like hadn't been able to due to working 12 hours a day at his job planting trees but spent 10 hours on Twitter instead
  • Saw DrCumFarts talk about deactivating Twitter to recover productivity and followed suit
  • Tired of talking about Fishtank and being asked to collab with Fishtank people when he has other people he wants to collab with
  • Lance merch is going to be replaced with more merch soon
  • Thought streaming in the rain would be cool but he couldn't read chat and it was uncomfortable
Letty also mentioned trying hard to use her platform to find people who would watch her who didn't find her through Fishtank, which is maybe the other side of this weird struggle. Like I get it, Fishtank was months ago and you run out of things to say about it, but using the time between Live and the doc to distance yourself from Fishtank is... I dunno, it's like like being Indiana Jones and picking up the artifact and the boulder starts rolling towards you and you stop and say "you know what, I'm not really about this..."
Like I don't blame them but I would spent less of the time trying to freeze out FT fans and more just modeling what you want people to see when they follow your social media after the doc.
 
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Yeah I did a bit of digging and this "peyisextinct" is the girl Betty claims Jet had sex with. Upon sifting through so many of Bettys unhinged Discord messages I would say a good 75 percent are distortions/outright fabrications, but I think she accurate on this one. Lil Jet did pretty well it seems. I apologize Im not sure how to link but just search that name and youll find her
Betty is exactly the type of person everyone accused Letty of being during Fishtank. Attention hungry, gossiper, vindictive, manipulative and most importantly extremely mentally ill. She was on the show for what, 4 days? yet somehow has managed to stir more shit then any other freeloader by a wide margin. Good on Sam and Jet for sizing her up and cutting off all contact.
 
Oh, something else to add.

Regretfully I fucked up and didn't capture these tweets:
Earlier today Jet said he couldn't find the exact time that Josie discovered her first plushie (this was day 8) for the documentary. And then a minute later he said nevermind, I found it. And then deleted them both.

Why's that matter? Well:
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I think he said previously that there would be 4 days per 22 minute episode amounting to about 10-12 episodes.

Therefore, we can assume that, if he doesn't start dilating time and adding more episodes (which to me seems incredibly unlikely as there are some days later on like 14, 20, 26, or 30 which could have a whole episode to themselves in comparison to the slower pace of the earlier friend sim days) the whole show should be done next summer, except that he will also be in charge of S2, so probably account for that as well and shoot for fall of 2024.
...Great!

Vance will have Josie on stream as a guest in about 2 hours.
I don't think Vance ever vocalized this himself but I remember sneedchat saying they thought he was refusing to mess with Josie because he didn't want to upset her fans and cut his own potential audience in the post-show. Personally I don't think that was an actual concern of his now, rather, he thought the audience would reward him for being "honorable" (his word) and that the audience wouldn't "respect" (his word) him for screwing with Josie because she hadn't screwed with him.

Regardless of why, the literal pisswitch has streamed with Josie like five times at least since the show ended. So if it was ever about honor or paying dues to Josie or appeasing her audience, he should have known she has no executive control over her life and he could have taken Queso on day one and slowly pressed it down the kitchen drain like a jungle python, and she would've whatever-approximates-forgiveness-in-a-mind-that-doesn't-think and been ready to stream with him by the time he finished winning the show.

Really, I'm surprised that he had the gonads to have her be a guest on his show and not the opposite. That's probably the most aggressive thing he has ever done in relation to Josie, even though it's hilariously trivial.
 
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...the whole show should be done next summer, except that he will also be in charge of S2, so probably account for that as well and shoot for fall of 2024.
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Yep, doesn't inspire confidence.
...he should have known she has no executive control over her life and he could have taken Queso on day one and slowly pressed it down the kitchen drain like a jungle python, and she would've whatever-approximates-forgiveness-in-a-mind-that-doesn't-think and been ready to stream with him by the time he finished winning the show.
Not so sure about that.
Really, I'm surprised that he had the gonads to have her be a guest on his show and not the opposite. That's probably the most aggressive thing he has ever done in relation to Josie, even though it's hilariously trivial.
Kinda lame, it takes zero gonads. Josie has said multiple times she wants to stream with him, he just needed to reach out.

I think this is a good collab for both, they get to have fun and Josie actually likes Vance. It's the most chill Josie has been in a collab so far and her fans are more ok with donating to Vance than anyone else on the show.
 
I don't think Vance ever vocalized this himself but I remember sneedchat saying they thought he was refusing to mess with Josie because he didn't want to upset her fans and cut his own potential audience in the post-show. Personally I don't think that was an actual concern of his now, rather, he thought the audience would reward him for being "honorable" (his word) and that the audience wouldn't "respect" (his word) him for screwing with Josie because she hadn't screwed with him.
Vance comes off to me as a fairly introverted non confrontational type of guy and he most likely felt uncomfortable with the idea of messing with Josie who did nothing to him. I mean did Vance really mess with anyone? Frank shaved his head and I don't remember him doing anything in return.
 
Vance comes off to me as a fairly introverted non confrontational type of guy and he most likely felt uncomfortable with the idea of messing with Josie who did nothing to him. I mean did Vance really mess with anyone? Frank shaved his head and I don't remember him doing anything in return.
With Letty, a lot. Off the dome: he littered in her room when she wasn't around, gaslit her about the weed thing, gaslit her about Mauro leaving the second time, sicced Jon on her, repeatedly went after her during Menace completely exclusively even though he had Chris and Josie to go after until he was told he had to refocus, he agreed with Jon to break Letty's crutches even though that never actually came to fruition, when Lance came back he gave him explicit instructions to go after Letty and the only reason he didn't say go after Sylvia was he said she was sort of irrelevant and then even told him off when he wasn't going after Letty hard enough, lied to her over and over about not going after her anymore and allying up, the whole "it's karma" bit when Frank kept dumping toilet water on her...

I think you could maybe explain it that he was only okay with going after people he was really trying to eliminate- he saw Simmons and Sylvia as inevitabilities and left them alone but he was starting to dig into Jon before Jon left, but only in a pre-day-20 way by lying to him all the time and not by really fucking with him.

With Josie, I think @Aidan said Vance was the one who put the trans flag on her bed, and maybe took the lightbulb out of her room.... otherwise, that's it, though, and that was only after Jet told them that they needed to come up with plans to mess with each other and then enact the plans. After that he messed with Josie when absolutely forced to and literally mimed that it was hurting his heart to do so, and then immediately stopped as soon as it didn't seem like it would take.

edit: also, Frank tried to shave his head, I think the only reason he actually got his head shaved was because it was Josie who agreed to do it. I think the only direct fuckening Frank did to Vance that night after failing to shave his head was telling him to stop being a pussy and get Letty to quit prompting Vance to say the stupid "it's karma" thing that informed her they weren't ever gonna work together to take down Josie after he made a fake alliance with her to do that the prior night.
 
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Vance comes off to me as a fairly introverted non confrontational type of guy and he most likely felt uncomfortable with the idea of messing with Josie who did nothing to him. I mean did Vance really mess with anyone? Frank shaved his head and I don't remember him doing anything in return.
I like Josie but not messing with her because she won't mess with you back is opposite logic for Fishtank. The thing is, she would have eventually retaliated but as the show ran there was no motivation for her to strike back. You were not rewarded for doing more than coasting and that is on Jet.

She's going to be very careful not to slip on her pure image since her fans see her as this cute little squaw angel. Never mind the obvious drinking problem, white lies and subtle jabs at her retarded fans. That's ok, drunk people slip up, it's what they do. When the image is broken, and it will be, I'm not sure how well she can handle an exodus.

Update: Chance for Josie drunk karaoke on IG tonight.
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She's live right now. Jet is in chat and was there last time as well. Jet definitely likes her. He needs to get back to work, he's behind.
Her brother, @tigresharko, is in the chat supporting her.
 
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Therefore, we can assume that, if he doesn't start dilating time and adding more episodes (which to me seems incredibly unlikely as there are some days later on like 14, 20, 26, or 30 which could have a whole episode to themselves in comparison to the slower pace of the earlier friend sim days) the whole show should be done next summer, except that he will also be in charge of S2, so probably account for that as well and shoot for fall of 2024.
...Great!
The first episode is the hardest to edit because they have to build it out of nothing. The process should speed up now because they have the format and pacing figured out. As much as we want to see the entire story, with all major events shown in order, it's not going to happen. They'll most likely try to find just enough noteable content to fit in short episodes and create an abridged storyline like every other reality show does.

They're going to incorporate the basement interviews which we haven't seen yet. They will use those interviews to drive the narrative and story line. Season two will probably have a lot more private interviews and public confessionals because it lets the production crew ask leading questions, setting up content to "write" a good show.
 
The first episode is the hardest to edit because they have to build it out of nothing. The process should speed up now because they have the format and pacing figured out. As much as we want to see the entire story, with all major events shown in order, it's not going to happen. They'll most likely try to find just enough noteable content to fit in short episodes and create an abridged storyline like every other reality show does.

They're going to incorporate the basement interviews which we haven't seen yet. They will use those interviews to drive the narrative and story line. Season two will probably have a lot more private interviews and public confessionals because it lets the production crew ask leading questions, setting up content to "write" a good show.
They're beyond first episode content and still looking for basic moments from early on in the show. It's pathetic.
Without Sam, Jet would be one of those hobos who got Ben in a chokehold outside their apartment. When Sam had to show his wiggers basic file management I knew he had some dumb motherfuckers on hand.
 
They're beyond first episode content and still looking for basic moments from early on in the show. It's pathetic.
Without Sam, Jet would be one of those hobos who got Ben in a chokehold outside their apartment. When Sam had to show his wiggers basic file management I knew he had some dumb motherfuckers on hand.
Yeah Jet does suck. I liked him better before he spent so much time on camera and it became clear he has no personality outside of being a Sam Hyde impersonator. He's basically a stand-in for Sam.
 
Yeah Jet does suck. I liked him better before he spent so much time on camera and it became clear he has no personality outside of being a Sam Hyde impersonator. He's basically a stand-in for Sam.
I don't blame some things on Jet but I think he failed to foresee some obvious problems and hopefully he will learn for season 2.
They can't make rules like "no whispering" and "no talking in the bathroom" and then not come down hard on people who break the rules. I think Jet was too afraid that people would get themselves eliminated in an un-narrative way but it's the threats that count more than the eliminations.
The other thing is I think the show from his perspective was very lopsided. He was content to milk people like Letty and Jon dry because they were guaranteed to have an interesting reaction to being fucked with, and probably assumed "people don't want to see Josie fucked with because I don't want to see that." Just force a computer to make it balanced if he can't do it himself then - make it progressively cheaper to shark attack a fish that hasn't been shark attacked in a while, and award loot crate bonuses to fish whose names are coming up in FTLC a lot (are interesting). If it's a waste of time to shark attack a guy like Vance because he just ignores it, fine! At least he was tested.

I didn't have any problem with Jet as a character but he makes a shitty referee.
 
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Josie has made up for the lack of the Monday stream with 3 consecutive days of streaming.

I'm curious how this one performs. There's not much to go off of but the talk around her gaming streams is less energetic.
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Update: Stream performance is not very good and she recognizes this. ~250 viewers throughout and she is more focused on minigames than the game itself, probably because she isn't invested in the story. I can't blame her.
Chat reads at $10 and slower than usual but may not be indicative of the stream itself. The previous two times, the $10 threshold didn't seem to matter.

She initially joked about doing a game she actually likes on IG Live, probably to gauge reactions, and decided to actually do it. She's all but said she's having a bad time with the game tonight.
"Everyone say goodbye to Yakuza. Yakuza is leaving!" Josie wrapping up her stream and covering the game with her camera.

Update2: She's moving to IG and made her first public community post. At least when she recognizes things aren't going well she does something to keep people engaged instead of cutting things short or asking everyone to suffer with her.
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Update3: She figured out how to use OBS with Instagram but the video was horizontal. She played some Miku rhythm game for the rest of the time, sweating over how well she was doing but reaching her goal by the end.
 
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This could just be reddit dogshit but it's entertaining to believe it is real.
edit: Yeah I'm calling bullshit, Fatty is not this literate and I recollect he was not actually happy about having blackface painted on him.
edit: from IG
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He's been answering questions on IG so this is likely a direct response to the adoptive sister who accused him of various types of assault and abuse (who has since deleted that post).
Not the first time I have seen someone deflect accusations of sexual assault as "being desperate for attention/clout." I have no idea why anyone thinks that's a good deflection. Who would consider telling the internet that Airsoft Fatty touched your breast a road to stardom?
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  • Hasn't heart from anyone about it
  • Wouldn't stay for as long, if he were to come back, cuz he couldn't take it
  • "totally down for it"

Also: Betty's Patreon shut down with no fanfare, she briefly was gone from Twitter but claimed it was a hacker.

Damiel was onstage with Christ Dillinger
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Then he was on IG Live wandering around alone for some reason in Lower Manhattan trying to meet up with Jet at a bar and posted his Paypal email because "New York is expensive"
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...in case that's useful or interesting.
I guess this counts as a boost in the rankings for Damiel, I don't know how you rate performing onstage at an event when your name isn't even big enough to be on the posters though. Arbitrarily let's say it puts him just behind Sylvia because Sylvia has an album release party at the end of the month.

Wiggers, Charls, and Nick were on a boat
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It's not clear from this picture but contextually, Frank either went with Jon to a firing range Jon took photos at yesterday before Joeyy, or else went there without him.
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In an alternate universe where Jon kept his shit together long enough to see Frank in the tank, what are the odds they would not have had a physical altercation ending in Jon biting Frank's nutsack

Lastly: I listened to Hong Kong 2:2, the Jet episode... only one note, apparently people keep sending him DMs like "I have a retarded cousin that I should be looking after, who shits all over and is incapable of caring for himself, you should bring him on fishtank and humiliate him" and is obviously tired of getting messages like that.
 
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I posted this over at the "prospering grounds" subforum, in Airsoftfatty's thread, but I figured this thread gets more traffic, and so I might as well post my autistic ponderings over here as well:

So, since I can't find any information about Chris' body, I have to ask fellow autists.

Ever since I first took note of Airsoftfatty some years ago, I was mesmerized by the shape of his body, yet it seems that no one else is quite as interested in the very shape of Chris' body, other than that he's fat.

Seriously, I need some answers. I'm not too familiar with what happens with a body as you enter the territory of morbidly obese, but other than some of the more extreme cases of people being bound to their beds due to actually not having the strength to walk, I haven't seen anyone with a body shape like that of Airsoftfatty. It's like he has an extreme S-curve of a body, with his entire hip-area protruding forwards, his upper back protruding backwards, his upper neck and head protruding forwards, and all of this being gloriously tied together with some of the most bewildering folds of fat I've seen. To top it all of, the crown jewel that is his face is even more flabbergasting. It's like the poor man walked into a wall as a child at an outrageous speed, permanently flattening his face, and when a seemingly large portion of his body fat deemed it sufficient to be stored in that very same area, it just leaves a very unusual and perplexing visage. And don't get me started on the way Chris sits. It's like his whole body, his whole existence, is slumping over, with his folds of fat folding in on themselves.

Can someone explain more in depth just how Chris got to have the body he has? Is a curved spine at play here?
 
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