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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
It's not "why isn't this experimental show 100% flawless" and more about Jet getting a big ego about the show when it's success more came down to the contestants.
Exactly.
The editing of the show also makes it appear that Jet's vision of the show is different from what the majority of viewers saw. It's not "why isn't this experimental show 100% flawless" and more about Jet getting a big ego about the show when it's success more came down to the contestants.
This is another thing, Jet's vision of the show seemed to change day to day leading up to Fishtank and even during production. I've mentioned this before but the production seemed to be obviously flying by the seat of their pants the entire time.
 
None of my post was sarcastic. A few of you are super overly critical autists who expected everything in a 6 week experimental reality show to go without issue which is beyond retarded. I would get annoyed with it too if I was Jet. I never said anyone is above criticism only that months and months of whining and nitpicking would piss me off too.

The house being doxed was a result of MDE fans being fucking psychos, no clue what 30k you are talking about and "not having a plan" yeah it was a six week long show did you expect every day to be totally written out?

I do fully agree with you though lashing out on Twitter is stupid as fuck he's basically just fanning the flames.
I dont think you followed the show or this thread that closely, not a criticism, just pointing it out. They flushed 30k on the webhosting in the first three days, they didn't do a bit of research on how much it would cost to host so much video. (12 or so live feeds) That's pretty simple shit that only a fucking retard wouldn't check into. The doxing stuff, they didn't do a ton of opsec, they didn't do much at all. The house was doxed from the address on the pizza boxes. These are chronically online people, they gotta do a bit better than that. I don't really care about the last one, they might have even let it happen because they knew it they couldn't keep it from happening. I do think it's a bit fuckign dumb to not at least give the local pd a little headsup they will be doing some internet shit at the address.
That stuff said, my main problem with Jet, he's fucking thin skinned little bitch, but he's young and sort of spergy so it's nothing major. First major success for him, and he's probably under a ton of stress. It's more interesting to me how he reacts if the show does well.
 
I dont think you followed the show or this thread that closely, not a criticism, just pointing it out. They flushed 30k on the webhosting in the first three days, they didn't do a bit of research on how much it would cost to host so much video. (12 or so live feeds) That's pretty simple shit that only a fucking retard wouldn't check into.
I followed the show to a pretty obsessive degree it's just been several months so some details have faded in my memory. Yeah no I fully agree with you not planning out the costs of what was by far the most expensive part of the show was a massive fuck up but I don't think Jet is to blame for that I would blame Sam. Sam funded the show and should have hired an accountant or someone to figure out how expensive things would be and he didn't.
 
Don't forget this retarded wigger thought you could instantly heat and cool a house to a punishing degree using a residential HVAC system, he deserves all the criticism he gets.

I feel like someone could edit a better show than jet is currently using the stream footage alone going off of how the current episodes are looking. The only truly unique thing about the edited episodes is the HD footage. As others have pointed out the episodes feel more like a bonus for people who have watched the streams than any sort of show.
 
They probably could have slapped the season 1 trailer onto the start of the first episode and that would have basically been fine for explaining the concept of the show.
 
I just want to point out the fact that the way they worded it with season 1 passes was if you paid, you got the episodes. I'm not wasting money on TTSes or buying stupid fucking Fishtoys. I, & I can't be the only one, who bought a season pass to legitimately feel pissed on for forking out for something that's a false promise. I feel like season 2 might be a rude awaking for them.
 
So I missed what was said as the account was deactivated but by what I can assume someone doxxed Jon or at least something big enough to make one of the crew step in.

Chris tried to clear things up and then gets angry. Mauro asks what is going on because he’s blocked and the account is deactivated. Jon blames Letty. It seems Jontent3 is accused of being Jon’s brother and it seems like the account may have name dropped some family members I’m guessing as the Jontent3 account seems a little on edge to me. Jon seems shaken by whatever was revealed so that’s why I’m leaning towards a dox.

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He threatens people by saying he has multiple shitbulls :story:
He is the kind of person to have shitbulls or maybe he’s just pretending to have them to try to scare away who he is perceiving as a threat.

Jet also stepped in and retweeted Chris saying “u will die in the most forgettable way”. Attachments won’t load but it’s on Twitter.
 
He is the kind of person to have shitbulls or maybe he’s just pretending to have them to try to scare away who he is perceiving as a threat.

Jet also stepped in and retweeted Chris saying “u will die in the most forgettable way”. Attachments won’t load but it’s on Twitter.
*unforgettable

so he's going to die getting knifed by a fire ant or choking to death on a pacqui chip or a missile from Israel will cross the Atlantic and land on just his house

After what he's been up to I wonder if they have a line that Jon can cross that's too far, or if they really don't mind if Jon is gradually escalating towards accusing 2/3 of the female cast of attempting to rape him.
 
I just want to point out the fact that the way they worded it with season 1 passes was if you paid, you got the episodes. I'm not wasting money on TTSes or buying stupid fucking Fishtoys. I, & I can't be the only one, who bought a season pass to legitimately feel pissed on for forking out for something that's a false promise. I feel like season 2 might be a rude awaking for them.
You do get the episodes...?
This is another thing, Jet's vision of the show seemed to change day to day leading up to Fishtank and even during production. I've mentioned this before but the production seemed to be obviously flying by the seat of their pants the entire time.
Agreed, though I think they did well overall once they realized that they had to scrap previous ideas and adapt constantly. They should have had a lot of things tested and practiced before going live but for whatever reasons they didn't. They still did well being flexible in my opinion.
That said, if Sam wasn't around it would have crashed hard.
I actually agree with Jet here. A lot of Fishtank fans including a few of you here are whiny fucks who for whatever reason expected a 25 year old with zero experience in television to perfectly execute a completely new reality show project and became enraged when he didn't do it flawlessly. Some guy even a few pages ago made a huge list of them. What exactly did you expect? Did you think a team of 20 something year old pothead wiggers were going to nail making a show for the first time?
Sure some fans just like being assholes, I don't see so much of that in this thread, especially not anymore. Jet is the 25 year old with a massive ego. Jet will never introduce himself as a guy with zero experience in television that executed an imperfect reality show with his wigger friends. Never.

Speaking for myself, it's funny and disappointing that Jet likes to talk the way he does and then fails to deliver and can't take the heat. Own something, wigger. Jet cannot accept any negative criticism publicly, he is notorious for blocking it all. There have been brief moments where he will try to make amends with critical fans and within 24 hours he's blocked them every time I've checked. God forbid he openly and personally explores new territory and slips up along the way, he can't just come out and say "Sorry guys we're trying like hell but I've got a lot on my plate right now and didn't do as well I'd like. We're going all in on Season 2 of Fishtank a couple of months from now and your support goes a long way. Appreciate all the fans!" No, Jet has to say "You losers eat off of my plate," or something so comical where he ends up being the butt of the joke. Remember, he's the one who said we'd have episodes about 2 months from June. We're getting episode 4 on October 30...

Instead of owning Fishtank ups and downs like the director should, he hit the cast and crew with a velvet dagger. Imagine, you feel your show is unjustly under fire and you say this...
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Translation: "First 2 eps were subpar because the fish lacked direction. We were flying by the seat of our pants. By the way, Ben has been heavily involved as well."
Alternate translation: "COPE"

He hides behind engagement bait a lot but he's a thin skinned bitch who cannot properly address negative criticism. He's too dumb and/or cocky to consider that acting like a tough guy on Twitter won't gain any new viewers but can alienate existing ones. Imagine being a massive fan of the show, critiquing something and finding you're blocked by Jet... Why would you put up with that?
 
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He needs to go back to his rightful place of poorly reading superchats about houses for Nick where he fucking belongs and was vaguely charming.
He was reading superchats like a scholar compared to fucking Chris who is basically illiterate. Chris' reading skills are comparable to a 4 year old's and I stopped watching scuffed realtor because of him struggling HARD to read all the time, it took away so much from Nick's performances imo. MDE crew stay in school!
 
He was reading superchats like a scholar compared to fucking Chris who is basically illiterate. Chris' reading skills are comparable to a 4 year old's and I stopped watching scuffed realtor because of him struggling HARD to read all the time, it took away so much from Nick's performances imo. MDE crew stay in school!
I started watching after chris was there, went back and watched some of the old ones with jet. Holy shit, Chris is so bad at what he's doing. Can't read for shit, and gives Nick so little to work with sometimes. I will say though, he has a rare episode there where he does decent, and the ones since Nick had his second child have gotten better. And honestly, I think the scuffed realtor is the funniest, and best shit they've put out.
 
Thank you Jet, very humble! I wonder who he considers to be "ungrateful fishtank fans."

Jet has grown on me, but he's got way too much ego about Fishtank. It's just an evolution of Big Brother.
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Translation: "First 2 eps were subpar because the fish lacked direction. We were flying by the seat of our pants. By the way, Ben has been heavily involved as well."
Alternate translation: "COPE"
that's all i've gotten from this post, jet seems butthurt that people don't like the episodes. if there were nothingburgers in the first two episodes, maybe you should've spent that time trying to build the "characters" up. as someone said this before, if they were trying to introduce this to a new audience, you would need context to understand half the shit

He hides behind engagement bait a lot but he's a thin skinned bitch who cannot properly address negative criticism. He's too dumb and/or cocky to consider that acting like a tough guy on Twitter won't gain any new viewers but can alienate existing ones. Imagine being a massive fan of the show, critiquing something and finding you're blocked by Jet... Why would you put up with that?
you've nailed it. this is why whenever i post about jet, it's always in a "man this dude is such a faggot". i'm not the biggest sam hyde fan but it's funny seeing sam outdo him on his own retard zoomer humor memes. it's understood that yes you put in hours of work, but that still doesn't excuse something can be shit. also, didn't you claim this was supposed to be a 10 year thing, you can get better if you listen to the critics.
 
sam should step in and cockslap his protege while instructing him on the proper way to interact on twitter as a famous man. aka stop taking it so personally because it shouldn't matter.
 
he hit the cast and crew with a velvet dagger.
I mulled on this and remembered something seriously brutal. I think both Vance and Letty both said that the really wanted some parts of the improv practice to make it into the documentary. Letty I think specifically said it was her favorite time in the tank and that she was proud of it as a "director." Vance I think was worrying people hadn't seen it because the website shut off, but he was cry-laughing during parts of that.

And then Jet comes around all, "no one did anything" bruh
 
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