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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Do you think she will get a small subsection of the fandom obsessed with her like the guy who would post photos of Sylvia on /tv/ and say "BREED SYLVIA"
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Simping this season is going to be insane. They saw how everyone thought Josie was Asian and got an actual Asian chick to bring in the big money.

Also how is the smoking fish toy going to work since one of the contestants is 18 years old? Wasn’t minimum age last season 21?
 
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Simping this season is going to be insane. They saw how everyone thought Josie was Asian and got an actual Asian chick to bring in the big money.

Also how is the smoking fish toy going to work since one of the contestants is 18 years old? Wasn’t minimum age last season 21?
18 to smoke. 21 to drink.

Which is still a puzzler, since getting the fish drunk was such a big part of Season 1.
 
Oh yeah, they're banking on very lonely parasocial dudes paypigging this season. I guess it worked, financially, the first go around. Hate to see it.
 
Maybe Its the autism face blindness+ asian face but isnt the asian chick the one who fucked eels and a octopus as a shock vid?
 
Does the inclusion of one singular large man of the melaninated variety imply that nigger spam is banned or encourged for voice messages?
 
So not one single black queen???


Also:
Fags complaining about the negativity in this thread are welcome to go to Xitter or /tv/ where they can jerk each other off with the other simpoids.

My predictions are:

Good:
  • Better quality audio
  • Better set
  • Less technical issues (maybe)
  • Chris Lynch's bar
  • Vince Offer appearance (maybe)
Bad:
  • The same production incompetence from the wigger crew.
  • Less screentime from Sam
  • Obnoxious behaviour and increased screentime from Jet due to unchecked ego.
  • Incredibly Jewish paypiggery like paywalled cameras and events
  • Intermittent advertisements baked into the stream.
  • Unhinged TTS
  • Fishtoys will still be an underwhelming flop
  • No Frank Hassle
I pretty much agree with you on all this and I think you're right except it won't have better audio and will have just as many technical issues. Idk who Vince Offer is I can't predict either way. Chris Lynch bar will be a nothingburher. Jet will be a gay and annoying Sam Hyde impersonator as usual but the people posting their continuous outrage over minor technical problems will always be worse.
 
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