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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Just a reminder to everyone if you read some shit on /tv/ about Jet drugging women or some other obvious bullshit not to waste your time entertaining it. 4chan is obessed with gayops and is filled to the brim with mentally ill freaks who get off on making shit up.
 
I remember from some Sam Hyde stream clips prior to Season 1, it was mentioned that Jet personally picked Josie because he thought she was hot. It's pretty obvious he has a type, and it's disgusting.
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Septum piercings are the biggest red flag in women.
I can't think of a single time a women has got one without having an onlyfans
 
I remember from some Sam Hyde stream clips prior to Season 1, it was mentioned that Jet personally picked Josie because he thought she was hot. It's pretty obvious he has a type, and it's disgusting.
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I can't find the clip you're referring to, but I remember it too. Jet said Fishtank prep was going well or something and Sam brought up "that native girl you like" or something and Jet laughed like a boy about it.
 
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Do you think she will get a small subsection of the fandom obsessed with her like the guy who would post photos of Sylvia on /tv/ and say "BREED SYLVIA"



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How is she 5'4 and 220 pounds? Summer is less than half her weight at the same height.TA pure bred heffer.
They really stacked most of contestant with females because viewers will be throwing money at the women.

It's half and half and I'd put money on at least one of them being a troon, maybe Tayleigh? Though xhe could just be mexican.
 
At this stage I'm Team Trisha, I like a nice ethnically-ambiguous girl, from that pic I have no idea if she's southeast Asian or some flavor of mulatto but I bet she's going to be batshit insane
 
Holy shit, these prices are insane. It's 50 bucks for TTS at the lowest rate ~39 at the bulk discount. Anyone remember if this is higher than last season?
 
Holy shit, these prices are insane. It's 50 bucks for TTS at the lowest rate ~39 at the bulk discount. Anyone remember if this is higher than last season?
It's higher than the usual price, occasionally it would be more to discourage TTS spam.
 
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Frank looks like he's in his 40s
Jimmy looks like a school shooter

Wonder if there's a tranny
I hope not, but if there is I do hope they get spammed with a lot of 41% chats
 

Jon and Roger Stone podcast, which is currently unlisted right now.
Stone compared himself to Machiavelli. Jon says he did all his research on Stone's book on Amazon and says it must be good because it has a lot of 5 star ratings.

Why does anyone even bother with shows like 60 Minutes or Dateline, just replace them with Jon doing "journalism."
LMFAO THE MERGE IS ON
 
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