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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Please be true about Shinji being a Japanese porn actor :story:
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Inshallah. This could always be fake but this all sounds on point to me. If Jet made his mind up he's not going to reconsider, he's a stubborn dude, and he made this call presumably before Frank flew out so the odds he would say "Yeah, nevermind, rush to the airport or get a whole new flight and arrive late I've reevaluated everything" are slim.

And if, God willing, this is true, then I hope Jeremy being held for trial discourages Frank from wheedling on from home about how it's not fair.
 
Punitive Castration said:
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Inshallah. This could always be fake but this all sounds on point to me. If Jet made his mind up he's not going to reconsider, he's a stubborn dude, and he made this call presumably before Frank flew out so the odds he would say "Yeah, nevermind, rush to the airport or get a whole new flight and arrive late I've reevaluated everything" are slim.

And if, God willing, this is true, then I hope Jeremy being held for trial discourages Frank from wheedling on from home about how it's not fair.
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If he truly has anything to do with Jeremy, Tom, or Letty they should turn him away. It'd be interesting as well because it makes it seem like the pool of applicants is small (understandable) if some associate of another fish can get on without the former fish being involved.
 
Aidan said:
If he truly has anything to do with Jeremy, Tom, or Letty they should turn him away. It'd be interesting as well because it makes it seem like the pool of applicants is small (understandable) if some associate of another fish can get on without the former fish being involved.
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Or, here me out on this, there was some kind of perfect alignment of traits, one of them being familiarity with MDE, the other being.... a mystery.... which gave him a ferocious advantage....

edit: no proof of this but I imagine that this is probably what they are doing, since they have a few hours to figure it out. I have to admit it would be funny to see Damiel shoved out as though he isn't obviously a plant, again, but I hope they can find someone where there is at least a little ambiguity. Personally I want them to put hotshot (the xanny girl from After Dark) on, production is clearly sick of her and that's why I want her in.
 

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Lake Cresva Diver said:
i like the themed rooms. looks cozy
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My immediate thought was that it was used as a daycare, which is quite fitting for its current use.

DOUBLE_WHEEL said:
The new house looks very 70s with all the woodgrain and brightly colored rugs.
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Probably a lot of weird shit beneath to surface too. Every time I tore into a house built in that decade I'd loudly proclaim, "what the fuck is going on here, were they high on acid?".
 
Looks like they removed some of the fishtoys between yesterday and today. Right now it looks like this:
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Give/take fishbuck toys are gone because they probably realized how retarded it would be and Ben traumadump is also gone for some reason. Sadly, the smoking one and "silence bag" are still in.

It looks like the removed ones were only disabled in the browser, but are still in the application code. Inspecting API payload, there is the following part which I assume is the complete list of fishtoys and their prices so maybe at some point they are going to re-enable some of these or Wes thought it would be simply easier to hide the removed ones on the client side.
Code: 
"V="{
   [
      "R.b.TEST"
   ]:100,
   [
      "R.b.TEST_TARGET"
   ]:100,
   [
      "R.b.BED_SNATCHER"
   ]:8e3,
   [
      "R.b.LOOT_CRATE"
   ]:2500,
   [
      "R.b.SNACK_DELIVERY"
   ]:1e3,
   [
      "R.b.PLUSHIE"
   ]:8e3,
   [
      "R.b.SCREAM"
   ]:6400,
   [
      "R.b.SHARK_ATTACK"
   ]:4e3,
   [
      "R.b.DUMP_THE_CAN"
   ]:4e3,
   [
      "R.b.TTS_TOKEN"
   ]:"M.mW",
   [
      "R.b.SFX_TOKEN"
   ]:"D.m",
   [
      "R.b.CIGARETTE_DELIVERY"
   ]:1e3,
   [
      "R.b.TAKE_FISHBUCK"
   ]:3500,
   [
      "R.b.FORCED_DATE"
   ]:8e3,
   [
      "R.b.BEN_STORY"
   ]:3e3,
   [
      "R.b.SHINE_MY_SHOES"
   ]:1e3,
   [
      "R.b.SHUT_UP"
   ]:3e3,
   [
      "R.b.GIVE_FISHBUCK"
   ]:3500,
   [
      "R.b.INITIATE_BEEF"
   ]:1e4,
   [
      "R.b.CLEAR_A_ROOM"
   ]:3e3,
   [
      "R.b.COMMUNITY_SERVICE"
   ]:2e3,
   [
      "R.b.PEP_TALK"
   ]:1e3,
   [
      "R.b.SUPPLY_RAID"
   ]:2e3,
   [
      "R.b.WILD_DOG"
   ]:5e3
}
 
I'm betting on zero people on the cast being trans. If you guys don't remember /tv/ did the same "OH MY GOD X IS TRANS" during season 1 with people like Ella and Betty. Also weirdly Josie too the whole "chereokee penis"
 
I still think it's weird that they are starting this right at the start of a work week, one week before Christmas. As of right now I'll only be able to catch shit towards the evenings or recaps.

Which as we know, is probably the only way you can experience this show outside of live viewing because the "official" product they'll release later will be shit.
 
ShibuyaRiver said:
I still think it's weird that they are starting this right at the start of a work week, one week before Christmas. As of right now I'll only be able to catch shit towards the evenings or recaps.

Which as we know, is probably the only way you can experience this show outside of live viewing because the "official" product they'll release later will be shit.
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I have no idea what they'll be doing on Christmas day, do Jet and Hyde really have nothing better to do than run their gameshow? Or will they instead give the fish a rest day and let some other members of the staff take care of them? All I know is that I and many others will not be spending the tail end of the month watching a livestream or browsing threads.
 
Anyone else having trouble playing Episode 10? It played the first 2 minutes then just kicked me to a countdown that keeps resetting.
 
Yeah, I'm excited too. But let's not post this pointless crap in the thread. Use chat. Only info/effortposting in this thread. I know the timing of this means a lot of people can't watch live so it's all the more important that the thread is streamlined and you don't get 3 pages of people reacting with one liners. Hate to be ass but chat is there for a reason and I don't want to deal with this.

What does it mean the 'opening shot' is in one hour but the cams don't go live for 90 minutes?
 
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