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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
I have this thing where I find Sam making people uncomfortable is so fucking funny but it also is so hard to watch. Like I get second hand cringe from it.
 
"MK Ultra was not a CIA job, it was Adolf Hitler being a weeaboo after WWII, Mein Kampf Ultra Plus" - Jimmy, chad of the fishtank
 
DapperShark said:
It turned out that he's friends with Letty's psycho ex so Sam and co probably didn't want to touch him with a 10 foot pole when they found out.
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How the fuck does the dopiest looking black retard become friends to her ex. If anything I thought it'll be crack shit like the first black guy on the fishtank.
 
PositiveHatred said:
People were right in calling it, summer wants the japanese dong
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Not really, she's just a bi LARPer so she went "I'm kind of like, bi, so I'm into feminine guys like Shinji tee hee!" and Sam told her she couldn't be shipped with the other girls almost immediately. She said "if that's what you think, well... I'll keep it in mind..." neither agreeing nor disagreeing in a dismissive way. During the whole interview it looked like she was about to pass out from low blood pressure, she was absolutely terrified of Sam.
 
KPO12-43 Again said:
For those that missed it. Shinji confirmed that he was a porn actor, and was a male prostitute who provided erotic massage.
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During the Megan/Shinji interrogation by Sam, Megan said she was into Dunkey and Roblox, and Sam made her confess that she mostly stays at home on her computer all day. Her living situation is living at friends' places, I guess. She's a nerd of sorts. Shinji has actually worked as a male prostitute who hangs out with girls and sometimes fingers them ("pussy massage," as Sam put it) but nothing beyond that for it would be "irregar." He has acted in porn before and is into hentai VR because it's "so detailed." I guess they found the most perverted Japanese guy for this show, lmao.
 
Aristides said:
During the Megan/Shinji interrogation by Sam, Megan said she was into Dunkey and Roblox, and Sam made her confess that she mostly stays at home on her computer all day. Her living situation is living at friends' places, I guess. She's a nerd of sorts. Shinji has actually worked as a male prostitute who hangs out with girls and sometimes fingers them ("pussy massage," as Sam put it) but nothing beyond that for it would be "irregar." He has acted in porn before and is into hentai VR because it's "so detailed." I guess they found the most perverted Japanese guy for this show, lmao.
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Normal porn is illegal in Japan. Very very naughty to be caught with uncensored intercourse.
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gentoofag said:
You can try my css. It hides the intensive effects and removes the video padding.
CSS: 
* {
    text-shadow: none !important;
}

/* remove popup */
body > div > div[class*="toast_season-pass"] {
    display: none;
}

/* remove logo videos */
button[class^="top-bar_logo"] > video {
    display: none;
}
div[class^="episodes_title"] > video {
    display: none;
}
div[class^="tts-history_video"] > video {
    display: none;
}

div[class^="mission_scan"], div[class^="fishtoy_scan"] {
    display: none;
}

/* remove scanlines */
body::after {
    display: none;
}

/*video view*/
div[class^="live-stream-fullscreen_video"] {
    padding: 0px !important;
}
/*video handles*/
div[class^="live-stream-fullscreen_left"], div[class^="live-stream-fullscreen_right"] {
    display: none;
}
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The site is so trash the CPU usage rises over time and the only fix is to refresh. Nothing helps.
 
Going to bed but I have a good feeling about season 2. I think the cast they got will lead to some great moments.
 
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