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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Lt. H. DuBois said:
Sam has been doing a lot of cowboy related antics lately, first with the stand-up in Texas and now with this, what's the connection here?
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This season ends with him playacting "No Country for Old Men" or "There Will Be Blood" with the final contestants like how Season One ended with "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"
 
Summer, Tayliegh and JC are in the pink room, Ben is interviewing them. Summer starts crying again when she talks about how anxious she was. She feels bad about crying. Says everyone is being so nice to her. JC and Tay are assuring her it's okay and they understand.

I cannot believe how weak Summer is. I thought she would be a Letty-Lite character, but she is nowhere near close to Letty.
 
KARATE AND INTERVIEWS SUMMARIZED

Things of note. Cole has been told to take notes for himself and ask people more questions. Jimmy has been told that Cole is a bad guy. A rivalry has started between them. They have an argument is at the end of the summary. Summer is very fragile and vomitted like five times during the challenge, she has the potential for a lot of character growth imo.

Interview colors for ease of access:
Summer
Cole
Jimmy
Brian
Trish

  • Fish are given karate robes. Summer’s robe has a different pattern on her robe, and Megan is given a bath robe, presumably for her size.
  • Scott teaches the fish to say OUSS, standing for ushanobi (probably spelled incorrectly, I’m not a weeb), instead of saying yes or any positive affirmation. He calls out Tay as looking like a weeb and asking her what it stands for first. He calls out summer for not saying it loud enough and makes her scream it.
  • Scott teaches a basic block. TJ messes up putting the right arm in front of his body.
  • Scott makes the fish do ten push ups. Goldstriker asks to switch out some of the fish at the front of the pack with the back of the pack. After, Scott tells the fish to do 50 jumping jacks resulting in their coats flapping around.
  • There's a ringing sound and Scott asks who’s wearing a bell like a cat.
  • Scott teaches the fish front kicks. Summer sounds like she wants to cry when asked to move a bit further up to avoid being kicked. She is very out of breath during the kicks and delays her “ousses”.
  • Scott makes all the fish do 10 squats but they have to count to 10 in Japanese. If they mess up counting they have to go again. It only takes them two times.
  • Scott makes the fish do 20 pushups for water, Scott says “You’re the ones who wanted to do karate, my dad made me do Karate.” Goldstriker says “You guys said ‘Judge I want to do Karate’ You asked me to do Karate, and now it’s here, DING DONG karate delivery, ya ready?”
  • Scott says “You guys get cups? I didn’t get cups when I was a white belt.”
  • Sam says to the fish in the kitchen “No more water from the tap, everybody is drinking zipp water from now on, it’s healthy, it'll make you wealthy. [Summer] get that cup out of your hands young lady. JC drop that cup.” Sam uses this as an advertisement for zip water and shows it to the camera. He also advertises his coffee.
  • Scott yells at JC and Summer for trying to gaslight them because he thought Summer was named JC. The girls help Summer tie her belt. Summer sounds like she wants to cry and whimpers a little.
  • Ok Summer is outright crying now. Not even joking. It’s kind of sad.
  • Scott starts teaching the fish another karate move shortly after Summer starts crying. Again, Summer is kind of delayed in making these moves and messes up the positioning a few times.
  • Scott needs a volunteer. He asks Jimmy his name, says he doesn’t like the name, and chooses Cole to be the volunteer.
  • Cole fucks up a little at first but does fine for the example.
  • Fish are paired up to practice the new karate move and block Scott taught them.
  • Jimmy’s battle cry is easily the best and he will strike fear into the hearts of many.
  • Scott calls out Jimmy a bit when the group is back together for exaggerating his stories.
  • Cole is again called up as another example. Scott tells him to yell like his girlfriend is making him mad or loud enough to where it would scare JC. Scott then screams in JC’s face.
  • Summer leaves the room. People predict it was to throw up. The group gets rounded up again and Scott is confused as to why there are only nine fish and asks if someone was kidnapped.
  • Summer returns to the room and assumes the karate position.
  • Scott teaches the fish a karate chop move. More japanese counting. He moves on to two more karate punches. The jab and cross.
  • Summer continues to confuse and switch her hands back and forth during the punches. Sneedchat though it was most likely due to severe performance anxiety.
  • Zipp water break for a second time.
  • Scott starts to teach the fish a plank. Says it’s a team building exercise. The fish will plank in a circle and each fish will say a number. The fish next to them will say the next number and so on and so forth. All the way up to 100. If they mess up the count restarts
  • Goldstriker asks for summer to go upstairs with him for a bit.
  • Sam jumps on one of the beds in b1 and breaks it. He then cracks the glass stump next to the bed. Summer is out of the room for this.
  • Sam starts punching the closet door. “Warning, door much?” He hides in the closet and says “Summer, come in and play.” Summer is still out of the room.
  • Summer is heard sobbing and puking in the bathroom.
  • Sam jumps out of the closet and says “ARE YOU OK?!?!” It doesn’t phase her that much.
  • Sam asks Summer if she wants any dope, she refuses.
  • “Would you say karate is your favorite activity so far?” “I think if I keep working on it I’ll be better.” Summer says that she struggles with the mirrored view.
  • Sam asks Summer why she’s crying. Summer says she was overwhelmed and said she was doing bad and didn’t want to do bad. It’s hard for her to stop crying when she starts. She apologizes for crying. Sam jokingly says it’s a big problem.
  • Apparently Summer has meds for panic attacks. Sam says it sounds cool and Summer says thank you. Sam breaks both beds while saying they’re the beds his grandma slept on. He tells her he doesn’t want to see anymore crying and she says she’ll try her best.
  • Cole is called into the bedroom by Sam. Cole starts telling Sam he thinks Jimmy is a plant and explains why, going full detective mode.
  • “He [Jimmy] might be a nice guy out of here but I can’t tell.” He then says Brian seems like a nice person.
  • Sam says he should start investigating more and going through other people's stuff more often. Sam tells Cole to start writing notes down for himself and to question the other fish, playing into the whole detective bit even more LMAO.
  • Cole says Summer crying isn’t bad. He also says he likes Shinji a lot, he’s a bit weird but he thinks it’s a cultural thing.
  • Look forward to more detective kino from Cole now that Sam told him.
  • Jimmy is called up by Goldstriker.
  • Jimmy says he thinks Cole is snagging his black and milds and that makes him angry. Jimmy thinks Cole is trying to test boundaries with him.
  • Goldstriker says he needs to watch out for Cole, and that Cole has been snooping around. Jimmy says he’s also angry because Cole got pissy when TTS told him Jimmy touched his bag.
  • Goldstriker brings up Cole getting mad at Jimmy for wearing modern shorts in a 1970’s theme. Goldstriker tells Jimmy to call Cole bro one more time than he would normally in conversation.
  • Goldstriker asks if he has any homicidal ideations. Jimmy goes on his pedo ranting.
  • Ben comes in and asks Jimmy if he’s jealous of him lol. He says it’s because he’s a producer and Jimmy is a fish and that he has more freedom than Jimmy. Ben abruptly leaves.
  • Jimmy is told he can leave the interview.
  • Brian is called up to b1 by Goldstriker, and Goldstriker blames the broken beds on shinji and TJ.
  • Brian thinks Cole is an asshole, “he’s something…” Brian says Jimmy talks about being raped too much. They theorize that Jimmy will come unglued in the future.
  • Brian says he likes TJ more than Jimmy and Cole and that JImmy needs to stop talking about being raped. Goldstriker asks if Brian can give Jimmy a talk and Jimmy agrees.
  • Jimmy arrives in b1. Brian immediately frames it as him asking for the other contestants and not himself. “Negative talk isn’t good for them.”
  • Jimmy says he took a peek at “Sensei's” phone downstairs to see how much time they had left during karate.
  • They both leave the room after some pointless conversation about how they feel.
  • Fish are having a tough fight downstairs to simulate real fighting. It’s as cringe as it sounds lol.
  • Fish are called into formation again. Scott gives them a long story about how he learned karate the hard way in prison. He says the house is prison and they must have a prison mindset.
  • Trisha is called to b1 by goldstriker.
  • Goldstriker asks if she thinks Brian is still hot. He keeps gaslighting her into thinking she was looking at him a lot. Sam offers Trish a reward if she can get Brian to kiss her naturally. She isn’t against the idea.
  • Trish says Jimmy is the weirdest in the house and that the things he talks about are creepy since he wants to kill people. Sam asks what kind of face she would make if Jimmy was killing her.
  • Goldstriker is trying to gaslight her into thinking he’d be willing to murder her lol.
  • Sam asks if he can demonstrate how it would look and starts to wrap his hands around her neck screaming “ME” while coughing from the pipe he’s smoking
  • Before she can leave Sam says to drink the whole zipp water she brought up.
  • WHILE SHE’S IN THE ROOM HE SENDS IN JIMMY LMAO
  • She leaves the room without finishing the zipp.
  • Fish are all gathered into the living room by Sam. He tells them each to say who they think the insider (plant) is. The fish have to hold Zipp water while doing it to advertise.
  • JC says Jimmy, TJ says Jimmy, Tay says Jimmy, Trish says Jimmy, Brian says Jimmy, Jimmy says either JC or Cole while talking shit about Cole taking his black and milds he is seething hard, Shinji says Jimmy (not personal), Summer says there’s more than on infiltrator and that one of them is Jimmy, Cole says he KNOWS the infiltrator is Jimmy because of his sense of humor and the fact that he had shorts (shortsgates is real). Jimmy says Cole is a thief and starts to seethe at Cole for a bit. Megan says the infiltrator is Jimmy.
  • Jimmy and Cole start going at it. Jimmy keeps repeating himself seething at Cole in a mocking voice. Jimmy says he came here off a sinking ship metaphorically. Summer interrupts them all and apologizes for vomiting, everyone immediately says it’s ok. This ends the argument for now.

Glad Sam is being more subtle in pushing the fish in certain directions. It's what this season needed and it's a VAST improvement over Season 1.

Till the next Summary.
 
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Lt. H. DuBois said:
Maybe I'm a cynic but I feel like these guys must be playing up to a character or at least a heightened sense of what they feel people may expect from them, they're not going in blind like the first crew they have to have a reasonable idea of the sorts of things to expect
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When you’re being watched you’re typically playing a character.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Glad Sam is being more subtle in pushing the fish in certain directions. It's what this season needed and it's a VAST improvement over Season 1.

Till the next Summary.
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Thank you for the very in depth summaries as usual, and appreciate the color codes since I saw some of the interviews and didn't need to read the rest.

I actually do hope Summer can pull a Letty and grow, but she's definitely off to a bad start this early on. But who knows, the best cure for anxiety is exposure therapy, and this show is like exposure therapy on steroids.

Still thinking Megan is going to get booted first since she literally isn't doing anything. She has no personality and she is overweight to boot, which automatically makes her primed for the audience to dislike her.
 
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It didn’t occur to me until just now but the shark stuff has been non-existent this season. I wonder if they’ll come back or if they decided to toss that aspect.
 
curbside2 said:
It didn’t occur to me until just now but the shark stuff has been non-existent this season. I wonder if they’ll come back or if they decided to toss that aspect.
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It's only day 2. No REAL challenges yet. I'm sure soon the fishtoys will be raking it in.
 
They gave Jimmy the spongebob autism shirt. I don't know how I recognize it but this is the shirt here Cole is also convinced there's 2 thieves now, after talking to the camera in bed 3. He accused Jimmy and Brian if I heard right, and is convinced Jimmy is the plant after being told he brought out-of-dress code clothes (given to him by jet in another room)

edit: fucked the link trying to send the url to someone else. It's just some random autistic guy on youtube bragging about his epic shirt
 
Meowstery said:
They gave Jimmy the spongebob autism shirt. I don't know how I recognize it but this is the shirt here Cole is also convinced there's 2 thieves now, after talking to the camera in bed 3. He accused Jimmy and Brian if I heard right, and is convinced Jimmy is the plant after being told he brought out-of-dress code clothes (given to him by jet in another room)
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He also just blabbed that he brought his own pair of short shorts..
 
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