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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Not sure how much has been summed up but a short catchup of the last few hours or so. All the winners of the last challenge are separated from the losers, losers having to sleep on the kitchen floor while winners get the lofty B3 room. If they talk to each other the initiator gets punished. Hijinks happened in the rooms, like Jimmy (I think) asking to see Shinji's dick after he admitted he was in porn and had a small piece to which he said sure possibly as a joke. Shinji continues to be the funniest guy as he picks a massage bed to sleep on instead of a real bed. They talk about stuff, Brian jokingly puts 'Trish pussy' on his christmas list and the night continues. Cole gets a TTS telling him to take a walk from a detective voice, he goes and just sits in the doghouse for a bit doing nothing important, he says he knows it's brian despite getting it wrong once already. Later Jimmy goes downstairs to share some secret I didn't catch with shinji and Cole, but gets caught talking to Tay because he thought she was crying and tried to console her.

Chad move, but the wrong move. She was crying because the losers room had a TTS message along the lines of "Watch out for Tay's fem penis." She got mad saying IM NOT TRANS... No one thinks I'm trans!! The girl who did a pronoun check on day one sits up with the helpful comment of "I thought you were trans... That's why I asked for everyone's pronouns." Uh oh! Time to go sulk in the living room for awhile. Jimmy talked to her and was sent to sleep in the dog house for the night. The remaining winners in B3 had more banter before Shinji asked if they could get a full bed. TTS says one is being sent up, Shinji says he'll get a bed now so he's happy. For some reason him getting a bed meant PULL an already existing mattress onto the massage table he was sleeping on until Brian tells him to just sleep on the bed like a normal person.
After all of this, a double bed comes in for Brian and Trish to share implying something will happen (doubtful). Shinji continues to be a chad and helps set the bed for them, before shutting the closet door with a final "Enjoy." Cole and Shinji are sleeping in the cuck closet while Trish and Brian sleep on the floor in a bed. Jimmy is in the doghouse sleeping somehow while the losers are all sleeping on the kitchen floor. That about sums it up I think. I'm sure I missed some things but I'm too tired.

My favorite part was when they initially turned off the lights to sleep and Shinji for some reason hit the hardest moves I've ever seen because I assume he thought no one could see him in the dark. Keep it up Shinji! I found a webm of the dance thankfully but I'm not the best at formatting so I just hope this uploads.
 
I find the people who insist on saying "X is like Letty 2.0!" or "Y is like Josie 2!" annoying because there is no Letty or Josie 2. They are both very weird and unique people. They are about as far from normal as you can get. No one really is like them.
 
Tay is talking to quietly but from what I understood she is comlaining about the offensive humor.
Like bitch you're in the fishtank what did you expect? I have the feeling the women in this season are only here because they want the same attention as Josie.

edit: now summer is sneaking the food away while the others in the kitchen are sleeping
 
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Marche said:
Girls like this know crying and acting like this make everything easier for them, it will get very old very fast and nobody will feel any sympathy by the end.
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It's already not working for her except for maybe with a few of the other fish, but from what I heard today most think she's going home first and some even thought she was going home today.

When Sam took her aside today after the karate and asked her what was going on, he was very unsympathetic to the "I have panic attacks and can't stop crying". He basically told her "you should stop it", and that's after she was running around downstairs looking for a lighter for him and puked all over the bar counter (the 3rd time she puked in ~20 minutes).

She won't last long if she doesn't figure it out, unless Sam thinks her crying and puking makes for good content, then he might find a way to keep her around.
 
Of course the three white women are sitting together in the living room whining about racism at 4 AM on the east coast.

They even made a poll asking when girltalk would end with options being 5AM, 6AM, Sunrise, when production intervenes and not even if production intervenes.
 
The ladies in the living room are talking and someone apparently noticed that Summer has scars from cutting herself. They're whispering so it's hard to hear but she says someone noticed earlier and touched her scars in a compassionate way, but it made her uncomfortable.

My guess is that this was JC earlier during the karate, I can't think of another time when she was touched and I'm certain JC was touching her arms but I initially thought it was comforting her from the crying. Possibly it was both.

The conversation about cutting was brought upon by talking about Jimmy(?) making an inappropriate joke earlier about "You know what happens with women and scissors" (something along those lines). The ladies weren't sure if it was a cutting joke or a lesbian joke, but they were not amused.
 
Ben should tell her his eating out a girl with cut scared legs story he told like 5 times last season
 
Trisha is the plant. When she was having a conversation with Sam and Ben, she mentioned season 1 and Letty. Currently she is Mata Hari-ing Brian in bedroom 3.
We gotta get Detective (Rust) C(h)ole back on the right trail because he is currently going after Brian and JC.
 
Devil's Avocado said:
Trisha is the plant. When she was having a conversation with Sam and Ben, she mentioned season 1 and Letty. Currently she is Mata Hari-ing Brian in bedroom 3.
We gotta get Detective (Rust) C(h)ole back on the right trail because he is currently going after Brian and JC.
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Sam and Ben got so confortable that I am pretty sure, she's the plant.

Like both fully broke character and started talking about the other contestants with her and asking for her opinion in a very meta way.

That could explain the choking and Sam seriously asking her if she could try to get kissed by Brian for money.
 
These Zoomie women talking about their horrible lives and broken brains and antidepressant medications saddens me deeply. Are Zoomers and Gen Alpha kids just completely boned? Is it over? Please tell me this isn't the norm
 
None of the white women like Brian. Megan's pissed he took her mattress, Summer thinks he gives "Republican vibes" and Tay just doesn't like him. They are all certain he is the infiltrator.

They've been going on about diagnoses and while Tay doesn't want to be the sort of person who self-diagnoses she is certain she has OCD, autism, schizophrenia, ADHD, bulimia and probably more.

They are all very angry about Sam being racist, but none of them have bothered to mention it to anyone except each other.

Tay is going on about vaccines causing autism and is certain that when she went in for shots at 3-4 years old she heard someone say DTTP, which she is sure caused it.
 
Heather Mason 2 said:
These Zoomie women talking about their horrible lives and broken brains and antidepressant medications saddens me deeply. Are Zoomers and Gen Alpha kids just completely boned? Is it over? Please tell me this isn't the norm
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I predict after this trauma-bonding session these three will be as thick as thieves at least for a while.
Currently the groups seem to be:
Damaged girls: Tayleigh, Meghan, Summer
Content: Jimmy, Shinji, Cole, Brian
Wildcards: TJ, JC, Trisha

Still convinced Trisha is a plant so she will probably try to sabotage stuff from the inside, but she hasn't done anything notable of yet.
 
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The piece of shit website isn't even loading for me most of the time, it's stuck on the text loading screen, and even when it loads the stream lags like shit. How did they manage to make it way worse than Season 1?
 
This Is Violence Now said:
The piece of shit website isn't even loading for me most of the time, it's stuck on the text loading screen, and even when it loads the stream lags like shit. How did they manage to make it way worse than Season 1?
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If your stream breaks, you need to close the tab and/or your browser completely and re-open it. Refreshing isn't enough to fix it.

There is some sort of memory leak which makes it unusable after a while but if you reload the website in a new tab or window it should work.
 
Alizaran Crimson said:
If your stream breaks, you need to close the tab and/or your browser completely and re-open it. Refreshing isn't enough to fix it.

There is some sort of memory leak which makes it unusable after a while but if you reload the website in a new tab or window it should work.
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Ok, I still can't even access the site most of the time this is what i see.



(vid seems to not be playing maybe cause of kiwifarms being attacked idk)
 
This Is Violence Now said:
The piece of shit website isn't even loading for me most of the time, it's stuck on the text loading screen, and even when it loads the stream lags like shit. How did they manage to make it way worse than Season 1?
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Severe storm on the first day fucked everything up electronicly. 3 ISP's in the area and 2 electric companies. They are all staggering brown-outs across the board causing mismatched handshakes. Still a ton of lost power as well. Im honestly impressed anything works on their servers. They may even be using generators to power production for all we know.

Edit: Memory leak is possibly the pictures "stacking" everytime you change a rooms camera, so ive heard.
 
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